No I just came in here this morning to cuddle with you.

不，我只是今天早上來這裡和你擁抱。

You have to promise never to leave me, I just got out of a serious relationship. I need

你要保證永遠不離開我，我剛從一段嚴肅的關係中走出來。我需要

to get rid of things that remind me of Matthew.

把那些讓我想起馬修的東西扔掉。

That is a lot to ask for in return for pancakes.

這是一個很大的要求，以換取煎餅。

They're blueberry pancakes.

他們是藍莓煎餅。

I need to go shopping, what are you doing today.

我要去買東西，你今天要做什麼。

No I will not go shopping with you.

不，我不會和你一起去購物。

Love it, yellow is so your colour, buy it let's go!

很喜歡，黃色是你的顏色，買了它讓'走吧!

How's Cassie? And how'd she take it when you told her.

如何'的卡西？你告訴她的時候，她怎麼'd接受了。

Told her what?

告訴她什麼？

Isn't this your friend Mackenzie? Is she single?

這不是你的朋友Mackenzie嗎？她是單身嗎？

That you decided to join the LPGA.

你決定加入LPGA。

I have seen you poop! And you couldn't just tell me that you were gay.

我見過你拉屎！你不能只告訴我你是同志。

I wasn't ready.

我還沒有準備好。

I've never kept anything from you. Did you think I was going to care?

我從來沒有對你隱瞞過什麼。你以為我會在乎嗎？

You were dating Andrew!

你在和安德魯約會！

The only reason that I dated him was because his dick was so small

我和他約會的唯一原因就是他的小弟弟太小了。

that it was pretty much just a vagina!

這幾乎只是一個陰道！

Who texted you?

誰給你發的簡訊？

Elliot.

艾略特

Hey.

嘿，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說，我是說。

You've never mentioned her.

你從來沒有提過她。

She plays soccer.

她踢足球。

You hate sports.

你討厭體育。

I like girls who play sports.

我喜歡運動的女孩。

It's like she never has time for me or us anymore. It's all about Elliot.

這就像她從來沒有時間為我或我們了。都是關於艾略特的。

I can't believe he brought her.

我不能相信他把她帶來了。

Gimme this.

給我這個。

Has she even gotten her period yet? She looks 12.

她的月經來了嗎？她看起來有12歲了

Ew, what was that.

Ew，那是什麼。

Peach Schnapps.

桃子杜松子酒。

You are such a lesbian.

你真是個同性戀者。

You two should be in each other's lives until one of you dies.

你們兩個應該在彼此的生活中'，直到你們中的一個人死去。

It's most likely gonna be Mackenzie from choking on some sort of food.

很可能是Mackenzie被某種食物噎住了。

When I'm sixty years old and I'm still single, will you still love me?

當我'六十歲了，我還是單身，你還會愛我嗎？

Probably not.

可能不會

Mackenzie are you watching lesbian porn?

麥肯錫，你在看女同性戀色情片嗎？

Cause I told you that Bridget Jones's diaphragm is not the same movie.

因為我告訴你，布里奇特-瓊斯'的隔膜是不一樣的電影。