字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 >>Bar:You don't look happy, young man. >>Rookie:No, I can't achieve the goal set by my manager. I feel the sky is falling. >>Bar:That is normal, all software engineers were overwhelmed when they started here. >>Rookie:I have 35 programs to complete in 3 days. I have wrote all of them, but they all have bugs. I have no idea where these bugs are from, and how to eliminate them. >>Bar:Calm down, young man, you are not the only one. I had the same problem before and I overcame it. >>Rookie:How did you overcome it? By drinking different brand of coffee, by changing your religion, or by borrowing time from God? >>Bar:No, none of them. I made it by making the testers believe the programs had no bug. >>Rookie:How did you do that? The test engineers check my program like the detectives checking the prime suspect. No stone unturned. >>Bar:I put the real bugs in their drawers, and the virus into their computers, to keep them busy. When they finally had chance to check my program, they were out of time. >>Rookie:That is a great idea, but I don't dare to catch bugs, not to mention putting them into the testers' drawers. My mom never allows me to do that. Can you help me?