Duct tape joints. No welds.

純粹以膠布黏合，未經焊接

That was a dummy.

那只是個假人

I'll never get in that car tilt together by a duct tape.

我怎麼可能親自坐上那台膠布黏的車！

But what if you use tape as strong as steel?

但是若膠布跟鋼鐵一樣堅固呢？

Manliness

男子氣概

Tape joints. No welds.

純粹以膠布黏合，未經焊接

Strong as steel

跟鋼鐵一樣堅固

Here's the thing: your manliness

重點來了：你的男子氣概

Your shovels break, your pipes leak.

你的鏟子壞了，你的水管漏水

Your mouther falls off cuz a manly man, will not be marveled.

你的接合管掉下來了，你的男人味不再讓人驚艷

You need a manly solution for those manly problem.

你需要一個有男子氣概的解決辦法來解決那些男人的問題

Duct tape is temporary. It only gets you so far.

膠布是暫時的，他只是一時的

Keeps the pieces together without actually make things work again.

僅能暫時把零碎的部分年起，但事實上沒有修好

Like my birthday with my parents' marriage.

就像我出生時並未修補我爸媽的婚姻

The hardware store may have new shovels, brass pipes but a manly man doesn't want to spend his Saturday at store.

五金行可能有新的鏟子、銅管，但是有男子氣概的男人絕不想在五金行耗費週六時光

Unless that store is a co-word for a big screen TV that feature

除非店裡有大電視 然後上映我喜歡的節目

You could call a handyman or a plumber, but they charge for consultation plus the price in the new parts

你可以叫水電工或修水管的人來，但他們可能會多收你諮詢費、零件費

plus labor, plus dignity and your wife depending on how sexy your plumber is.

勞力費、你的尊嚴和你的老婆（取決於水電工有多性感）

Well, there's a manly solution for your manly problems.

但是，有一個很 man 的解決方法

FiberFix. FiberFix is a special tape that's strong as steel.

FiberFix 是一種無堅不摧的特殊膠帶

It's not an expression. It's literally as strong as steel.

不只是說說，它真的無堅不摧

I'm not prone to hyperbolic

我不是向來就這麼浮誇的

FiberFix can be used anywhere.

FiberFix 可以用在任何地方

Got a busted pipe?

水管壞了？

FiberFix it.

用 FiberFix 來修

Only if you want that pipe to function properly for the rest of your mother loving life

只有當你想要水管可以一輩子都正常運作

because FiberFix is strong, permanent and 100% watertight.

因為 FiberFix 堅固、持久而且百分之百不漏水

Repairs like that can cost hundreds of dollars.

像那樣的維修費可能高達幾百美元

Fix it yourself with FiberFix spend the rest of savings on something manly

用 FiberFix 自己修理，就可以省下錢去做一些更有男子氣概的事

like hunting equipment or diversify stock portfolio that's sensible yet aggressive enough to expect reasonable ROI.

像是獵具或是分散股票投資風險，那些很敏感卻夠有侵略性，足以預期很好的投資報酬率 (return on investment)

Because that's manly, too.

因為就是很 man

A quick FiberFix can save your Saturday.

用一個簡單的 FiberFix 膠帶可以拯救你的星期六

Dual? broke? FiberFix!

用 FiberFix 來修！

Saturday saved.

省下週六

Broken stool? Yeah, that's FiberFix, the sand to be smooth, painted to be beautiful, like the toenails of a brownie woman.

壞掉的凳子？用 FiberFix 來磨得光滑、噴漆噴得美美的，就像金髮尤物的腳趾甲

Camping in the middle of nowhere with broken tent pole? FiberFix!

在野外露營但帳篷的支架卻壞掉？用 FiberFix 來修！

Saturday saved.

拯救星期六

exhausted pipes, water heaters, FiberFix can fix it all and it withstands temperature of up to 850 degrees.

耗損的水管、熱水供應器，全部用 FiberFix 來修理，而且它能承受攝氏850度高溫

If there were any stronger, you can use it to repair volcano.

假如他更厲害的話恐怕能修理火山吧

FiberFix is 100 times stronger than duct tape because it uses fiber glass technology.

FiberFix 比一般膠布堅固100倍因為它使用玻璃纖維的技術

Just dip it in water, wrap it, wait 10 minutes, bang!

把它放進水裡、包裹它、等十分鐘，就完成了

Cured, hardened, strong as steel.

解決、強化，堅固如鋼鐵

FiberFix, tougher than nails and softer than nothing because it's FiberFix.

FiberFix，比螺絲還堅固，比什麼都還柔軟，因為它是 FiberFix

It wasn't made to be soft. You wanna soft? Go buy a poppy and tissue, and blow its nose into.

它本來就不是要做柔軟的材質，你想要它柔軟？用衛生紙幫小狗擤鼻涕吧！

You wanna tough? Buy FiberFix.

想要貌似強悍嗎？買 FiberFix 就對了

So if you break things and would like to un-break them, click here to order FiberFix today at FiberFix.com

所以假如你弄壞東西，然後想要恢復原狀，就按這個按鈕，登入我們的網站

FiberFix provides first-aid kit, you shouldn't wait until you cut yourself before you go out and buy one cuz you bleed out and die

FiberFix 提供救護箱，你不該不見棺材不掉淚，因為如此一來你早已血流不止而死亡

according about what I know about cuts.

我的觀察啦

You gotta have that kit ready the moment you need just like you need FiberFix before some breaks.

要防患未然，就像東西壞掉之前就買好 FiberFix

In your house, your glove box, your toolbox, your fanny pack,

在你家、你車子前方的雜物櫃、你的工具箱、你的霹靂包

so when the poop hits the fan, you can wrap the poop and FiberFix. Heaven helped that fan.

所以當情況很糟時，你可以把大便包起來然後用 FiberFix 黏好。感謝老天救了那部貨車

Or maybe you're thinking,"Do I have to buy FiberFix?"

或者，你在想：「我一定要買 FiberFix 嗎？」

Can't I just use 100 times more duct tape?

我可以用一百倍的一般膠布黏他就好了嗎？

Sure, you could totally do that.

當然啊，你可以這樣做...

Or maybe you're thinking FiberFix's tape that can't be a permanent solution.

又或者是你在想 FiberFix 不可能一勞永逸

Well, you should stop being such a tape racist cuz this is nothing like any other tape you've seen before.

喂，別歧視這款膠帶啊！保證是你前所未見的

Yes, these raw cages held together by nothing but FiberFix and no I did not weld it.

沒錯，這些車籠子完全沒有焊接，只用 FiberFix 黏合

It's called FiberFix, it's in permanent fix like when you get your dog fixed, there's no going back.

這就是 FiberFix，是永遠的解決辦法，就像你要治療你家的狗，沒有回頭路

Sorry, boy. Here's your tissue.

抱歉，小寶貝，這衛生紙給你

Is FiberFix for women, too? Just ask my smoking hot wife.

FiberFix 也有設計給女人用的？問問我火辣的老婆就知道

Yes, it is. (clap) back to you, husband.

沒錯～把現場交還給你囉，老公

So click here and we'll send you our manly man kit complete with FiberFix repair aid, heat wrap, patches.

點選連結，我們就會送你一組很 man 的男人必備工具，裡面有完整的 FiberFix 維修組合、耐熱膠布、補丁

You'll be ready to repair anything, anytime, anywhere.

你隨時隨地修理任何東西

So you can spend the rest of your time winning your wife back from the plumber

並從水電工那兒贏回老婆的心

So unless you've never broken anything in your life ever, click here to try FiberFix today.

除非你在一生中沒用壞過東西，今天就按這個連結進到 FiberFix 的網站試試吧

FiberFix for every man including women.

FiberFix 適合任何男人和女人