(Ben) Elliot is passed out

Elliot 正在熟睡中...

(Annoying Frozen (Movie) song plays from the TV)

他正在看冰雪奇緣(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

Haha he's watching Frozen (Movie)

我手上有衛生棉

(Ben) I've got...

我手上也有蠟紙

(Ben) I've got some...

今天是"月經臉"

(Ben) I've got some period pads and I've got some wax strips, Today is period face!

我會把蠟紙放到衛生棉上,抱歉了兄弟

(Ben) I've put wax strips on the period pad, sorry bro!

哈哈哈哈哈哈(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

(Annoying Frozen playing in the background still)

Ben~~~~~~~~~~~~~

(Elliot) BEN!!!!

Ah~~哈哈哈哈哈(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

(Ben) Hahahaha!!

不要再拍了!!!!(′c_`)

(Elliot) Stop recording!! or ill rip your god damn hair out!!

否則我扯掉你那頭髮

(Ben) Calm down! You look like your on your period or something...

冷靜一下...... 你就像有月經一樣 Ah~哈哈哈哈哈(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

(Elliot) No shi...

敲敲桌子(˙ω˙)

(Ben) Elliot! Calm down or your going to break something!

Elliot 冷靜一點...

(Elliot) I don't care if I break something, I'm going to break you in a minute!

你可能打破一些東西

(Elliot) I've got a beard on under this, You don't realize Ben, Grown it for nineteen years!

我怎麼會打破東西 我等一會就打爆你

(Ben) Chill out!

裡面有我的鬍子...

(Ben) This isn't going to work!

你沒有留意吧Ben 這鬍子我留了19年

(Ben) You've got it...

冷靜吧(′c_`)

(Ben) Elliot!

這是不可行的╮(╯_╰)╭

(Ben) You've gotten it stuck to the flippen

Elliot那可能會卡在那邊

(Ben) Tampon

你想要一些蛋嗎Ben 我可以幫你煎些培根

(Elliot) You want some eggs Ben!? Want me to flip your bacon?! I'll just dig it in and dig it back out!

我只要插進去 又出來就好了(˙ω˙)

(Ben) One!

1

(Elliot) Ahh!

喔(′c_`)

(Ben) Stay still! stay still! stay still!

Ah~哈哈哈哈哈(σ′▽‵)′▽‵)σ

(Elliot, holding back his tears) That was nineteen years of hair!

這是我19年的毛髮啊╮(╯_╰)╭

(Ben) Elliot its a beard, Chill out, you'll grow one back next week..

這是鬍子 冷靜一點 你下個星期救會長出來的( ～'ω')～

(Elliot ;_; ) Not as good as that... Do you know how many women I pulled with that!?

不才不會呢...

(Ben) Elliot, Elliot, hang on, if we just..

Elliot Elliot,等一下

(Ben) Where are we going now?

你只要

(Elliot) The pub

冷靜一點

(Elliot) Oh great, what a coincidence...

現在我們要去哪

(Ben) What's the matter?

去酒館

(Elliot) Farmer Chris is here...

哇真是棒

(Ben) What's the matter, what's the matter with him?

農夫Chris 在這裡

(Farmer Chris) Hello, what the bloody hell is on your face?

他有什麼問題

(Elliot) Shut up

你臉上的那是什麼啊??

(Elliot) Why are you recording? Stop recording!

閉嘴

(Ben) Elliot calm down, what's the matter?

為什麼你在錄影

(Elliot) They kicked me out of the pub

因為..

(Ben) Why did they kick you out!?

別再錄影了!!!!

(Elliot) Because I look like a parasite

Elliot 冷靜一下 發生什麼事了?

(Ben) A What?

他們把我趕出酒館

(Elliot) I looked like a parasite and I'm scaring away all the customers

為什麼他們要趕你走?

(Elliot) I was allowed in the door for five minutes Ben

因為我看起來像個寄生蟲(˙ω˙)

(Elliot) Five minutes!

一個什麼???

(Elliot) I'm a laughing stock in there Ben

我看起來像個寄生蟲 嚇走了所有客人(′c_`)

(Ben) Elliot, just rip it off already

Ben我只被容許進入5分鐘╮(╯_╰)╭

(Elliot) Look at how swollen I got

5分鐘...

(Ben) What's happen to your jaw Elliot!?

Elliot 快把他撕起來吧

(Elliot) I've obviously got an allergic reaction to it and I want to

你是笨蛋嗎( ～'ω')～

(Elliot) I think I need a jaw amputation if I don't rip it off!

Elliot 你的下巴發生什麼事了

(Ben) Your not going to have a jaw amputation, just rip it off already Elliot

我好像有過敏反應

(Ben) Three!

我覺得我可能需要下巴手術

(Ben) Two!!

你不需要什麼下巴手術 Elliot 快把他撕起來吧

(Ben) Come on! go fast!

我不想要這麼做...

(Elliot) Stop it!

3

(Ben) Faster, go!!

2

(Ben) Elliot wh.. Elliot were is... Where's your mole gone Elliot!? Where's your mole gone!?

快點,去吧

(Elliot) My bloody mole!!

快點,去吧