and I'm Chris Stark

我是 Chris Stark

we're with Will Smith and Margot Robbie

我們現在跟 Will Smith 和 Margot Robbie 一起

and we are about to play a game that is

我們現在要來玩一個遊戲

playground insults

互嘴擂台

they are sitting face to face

他們現在面對面

both staring each other out

互相盯著對方看

please don't hold back guys

請不要有所保留

you know each other well

你們太清楚對方了

What's said in this room is just a game

在這間房間裡說的話就是一場遊戲而已

it's a safe zone

這裡是安全地帶

neither of you should take the insults personally

你們不需要把玩笑當真

you work together a few times

你們已經合作過了幾次

the insults will leave the room when you do

所有的辱罵都會留在這個房間裡

all you have to do is try to make the other laugh

你們只需要讓對方笑出來就行了

so the sillier of the insults the better

越愚蠢的越好

I think today

我覺得今天

Margot Robbie to start

先從 Margot Robbie 開始

your ears stick out so much

你的耳朵太突出了

I could use them as an antennas

我可以幫它當作天線

and connect to the Wifi

連接 Wifi

in my Mom's house back in Australia

到我澳洲的媽媽家

if I want to

如果我想這麼做的話

talk about my mom

說到我媽

I can't do this in your Mom's home

我沒辦法在你媽家做這種事

my mom she's gonna watch this

我媽媽會看這一集

this is the problem

這就是個問題

- cause we know too much about each other -we know way too much

- 我們太瞭解對方了 - 我們太了解

or you could use your "finding Dory pins" on your sweater

或是你可以用你毛衣上的「尋找多莉」的別針

to contact your mom through underwater telepathic way

在水下透過心電感應跟你媽媽聯絡

that's how we do it in Australia

我們在澳洲就是這麼做的

this is so hard this is so hard

這真的太難了 這真的太難了

you just wanna say something about my mom

你只是想說關於我媽的話題

I know you do

我很清楚你想幹嘛

we're talking about your mother so bad

我們講太多妳媽媽的話題了

it's a safe zone

這是個安全地帶

until you mention my mom

在你談到我媽媽之後已經不是了

you are so old so I had to google “the fresh prince of Bel-Air”

你太老了導致我還要去搜尋「新鮮王子妙事多」

they didn't know what it was

大家都不知道那是什麼

I didn't even heard of it

我連聽都沒聽過

I just can't do this oh my god

我真的沒辦法繼續下去 我的天啊

you were the worst-looking cast member in "I am legend"

你是「我是傳奇」裡面最醜的演員

It was me , zombie and dog

整部戲只有我跟殭屍還有一隻狗

and I was the worst one

然後我是最醜的

you were the worst looking

你是最醜的

the only reason that you are saying that

你會那樣說我唯一的原因就是

cause you know I slept with your mother

你知道我跟你媽睡了

She didn't even bother to call you back

她連打電話給你都嫌煩

she thought your nickname was " big Willy"

他聽說你的小名是「大」威利

but turns out

結果......

she felt so misled by that nickname

她完全被你的小名誤導了

I almost like your outfit today

我很喜歡你今天的服裝

as much as I like your outfit

就像是

in the "gettin jiggy wit it" video

你在 “gettin jiggy wit it" 那首音樂錄影帶裡的服裝一樣

the Egyptian part

埃及人的部分

you dress as a Pharaoh

你穿的很像法老王

for no apparent reason, in that video

沒有任何的原因，在那個影片中

you look like a less hot version of Obama

你看起來像山寨版的歐巴馬

you like Obama but not as hot

你長得像歐巴馬，但沒他這麼帥

I think he's got more scars

我覺得他受太多傷了

we should stop it here

我們應該結束這個遊戲了

but Margot was on an absolute rolls

但 Margot 還蓄勢待發

that's keep going

我們繼續吧

you are a face of twenty-year-old

你的臉看起來像20歲的臉

but the hearing of a ninety-year-old

但是你的聽力像是90歲的人

Should I said that again a bit louder?

我要再大聲的講一遍嗎？

Did you got that Will ?

你有聽到嗎，Will？

Margot Robbie is definitely the winner of playground insults today

顯然地，Margot Robbie 是今天互嘴擂台的贏家

that's how we do it

這個就是就是這麼玩的

you just got me you know

我完全輸給你了

you got me on my heels

我完全輸給你了

I was ready for

我已經準備好

yeah yeah not not sorry sorry

對啦對啦抱歉抱歉

I'll get you your father

我打個電話給妳爸爸

-Will's too nice -yeah he's too nice

-Will 人太好了 - 對啊他人太好了

he doesn't know how to be mean

他不知道要怎麼變兇狠

I just had my next one for you too

我連下一題都準備好了

I'm so annoying

我覺得我自己好煩