- Am I beautiful?

我美嗎?

- No.

不美

(fun playful music)

(有趣輕快的音樂)

- [Voiceover] Have you ever cut hair before?

你剪過頭髮嗎?

- Yeah.

有啊

- In second grade.

二年級的時候

- I was trying to cut out a tag on my shirt.

我那時想剪掉衣服上面的標籤

- (chuckles) And I found a razor, and I went like this.

(竊笑) 然後我找到一把剃刀, 我就這樣

- And, I cut my front hair here,

我從頭髮前面這裡剪下去

because I didn't have bangs, but I thought I did.

因為我沒有瀏海，但我以為我有

- And my mom saw me, and she's like,

然後我媽看到我，她就說

"What did you do to your eyebrow?"

你把你的眉毛怎麼了?

- Where'd all this hair come from?

這些毛髮是哪來的?

- And, that didn't work out.

所以不是很成功

- [Voiceover] Do you think it would be easy to cut hair?

你覺得剪頭髮簡單嗎

- Well, if we're allowed to go fun with it,

嗯，如果我們可以剪好玩的話

then yeah, it'll be easy.

那就簡單了

- Hi. Oh. (giggling)

嗨，噢 (竊笑)

- I'm Tyra.

我是Tyra

- Tyra, nice to meet you.

Tyra，很高興認識你

- So, do you want your hair done?

所以你想弄頭髮嗎?

- I do.

想

- What kinda haircut do you like?

你想要什麼髮型?

- I'm gonna leave it up to you.

我想讓你決定好了

- You know, I would love a dramatic haircut.

你知道，我喜歡很戲劇性的髮型

- How bout a boy cut? - Like a pixie?

男孩頭如何? 精靈短髮?

- You gonna cut it all off?

你要把它整個剪掉嗎?

- (mumbles) chopping your hair off.

(嘀咕) 一把剪掉你的頭髮

- Okay!

好!

Let's hope it's not my real hair. - We're giving it to cancer, don't worry.

希望這不是我真正的頭髮。- 不用擔心，我們會把它捐給癌症患者

- Oh, okay.

噢，好的

- And, we're gonna make this nice and short.

然後我們要讓它短得很好看

- I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing.

我很確定我知道自己在幹嘛

- How's your day going?

你今天過得怎樣?

- You know, it's good.

滿好的

- Getting over a cold, but...

感冒快好了，但是...

- Oo.

噢

- Yeah, right, that sucks. - (mumbles) the worst.

嗯，對，那很慘。-(嘀咕) 超慘

- Okay, then we're gonna snip that, snip over here.

好，我們要剪掉它了，從這裡剪下去

- Do you have a boyfriend?

你有男朋友嗎?

- I do have a boyfriend.

我是有男朋友

- Can I steal it?

我可以搶他嗎?

- (laughing) Oh my god, so much is happening.

-(大笑) 天啊，太誇張了

- She needed this, so I'm glad she came in.

她很需要剪髮，我真高興她進來

- Just gonna keep snippin', oh yeah.

繼續剪吧，歐耶

- Oh, okay.

噢，好

- Doin' fine.

還不錯

- It's gonna be about 300 dollars.

這樣要300美元

- Whoa!

哇!

- Yeah, well we do a very good cut.

對啊，因為我們剪得很好嘛

- I feel like there's artistry happening behind me,

我覺得我後面在進行藝術創作

and I don't even know it yet.

而且我甚至還不知道是什麼樣子

- Well, perfection actually. Perfection is happening.

嗯，是完美。我在進行完美的創作

- So, what kind of gossip is there?

所以有什麼八卦嗎?

- Listen, on Friday,

聽好了，星期五的時候

I stole a buncha orange juice from this office.

我從這間辦公室偷了一些柳橙汁

- What?

什麼?

- Your hair's way too thick.

你的頭髮太厚了

Did your mom give you this hair?

這頭髮是你媽遺傳給你的嗎?

- No, I know. I know, I know, I know, but. - Why?

不，我知道。我知道，我知道，我知道。- 為什麼?

- How many boyfriends do you have?

你有幾個男朋友?

- Only one.

只有一個

- Then, you're not that pretty. I'm just kidding.

這樣表示你沒那麼漂亮。我開玩笑的

(laughing) I'm just kidding.

(大笑) 我只是開玩笑

- What's the hot gossip at your office, buddy?

小子，你們辦公室最火熱的八卦是什麼?

- There's this girl.

有一個女生

- Ooo...

噢

- Well secretly, just between you and me,

偷偷說，這是我們兩個之間的秘密

she likes another guy.

她喜歡另一個男生

- Okay, I don't think this is even,

嗯，我覺得不是很平均

but people's hair do not need to be even.

但人類的頭髮不需要平均啊

- (laughing) Oh, that was a close one.

(大笑) 噢，剛剛真是好險

I heard that one.

我有聽到

- Tyra, how many boyfriends do you have?

Tyra，你有幾個男朋友?

- I have four.

我有4個

- Tell me everything. What is the backstory?

全部告訴我。有什麼幕後故事?

- She's been like the love of my life.

她是我生命中的真愛

- Alright, I can't wait til you see it.

好了，我等不及要讓你看了

- Your shirt's all hairy!

你的衣服都是頭髮

- We didn't have a, like a salon wrap,

我們沒有那種美髮院的圍兜

or whatever those things are called.

或是那叫什麼，隨便啦

- Because, you're poor.

因為你很窮

I'm just kidding. (giggles)

我開玩笑的 (竊笑)

- [Voiceover] Gonna get some bangs.

要來個瀏海

- If you cut the face off,

如果你剪到臉

then they're probably not gonna pay you.

他們可能不會付你錢

And, then you're gonna need a lawyer.

然後，你就要找律師了

And, then you're gonna go to court.

然後，你就要上法院

- This escalated very quickly.

這進行得真快

- I'm getting a lot of hair on me, Tyra.

Tyra，我身上有好多頭髮

- Then you go in the shower and wash it off.

那你去沖澡把它們洗掉

- Why didn't I think of that?

我怎麼沒想到呢?

- Because, you have no brain.

因為你無腦

- Wow! - I'm just kidding.

哇! - 我開玩笑的

- Is this how you treat all your customers, Tyra?

Tyra，你都這樣對待客人嗎?

- Okay, I think I got it.

好，我覺得可以了

- Ah, beautiful, beautiful.

啊，真漂亮，真漂亮

- Actually, it looks kinda ugly.

其實看起來有一點醜

- This hair, this hair!

這頭髮，這頭髮!

- Ooo, nice.

噢，好耶

- How much you gonna pay me for doing this?

你會付我多少錢剪這頭髮?

Like a hundred dollars?

比如說一百美元?

- Eh...

呃...

- Ten dollars.

十美元

- Worth every penny.

每一分錢都值得

- Present, the hairy Sophia.

請看，這位是頭髮超多的Sophia

- Yup. Free sweater.

是的。免費毛衣

- Oh, I'm beautiful. Look at that.

噢，我好正。你看看

- Dude, this is so good!

老兄，做得真好!

- Thank you.

謝謝你

- Holy moly, look at this.

媽呀，看看這個

- Oh my good... Wow!

噢我的天... 哇!

Actually, this isn't bad.

其實不差耶!

- I don't think this is a bad look honestly.

我真心覺得這看起來不差

I kind of look like Taylor Swift.

我看起來有點像泰勒斯

- Oh yeah, you do. - Right?

喔對啊，真的。- 是不是?

- You look amazing.

你看起來超棒的

- (laughing) This is actually a pretty good haircut.

(大笑) 這其實剪得滿好的

- Thank you.

謝謝你

- This is very modern.

這很時尚

This is very chic.

這很潮

I see why you're so expensive.

我知道你為什麼這麼貴了

Oh, thank you.

噢，謝謝你

- You're welcome.

不客氣

- What a wonderful haircut.

剪得真棒

- You're welcome.

不客氣

- I do, I will say that I am covered in hair.

我得說我全身都被頭髮覆蓋

- (laughing) Okay.

(大笑) 好吧

- Here's Sophia!

這是Sophia!

Sophia! Oopsies.

Sophia! 哇咧

Sophia! Boom, boom, boom!

Sophia! 磅，磅，磅!

- I would like that to play whenever I enter a room, please.

我希望我每次進門時都播放一次這段

Can someone record that?

有人能錄下來嗎?