So today, I decided not to put my contact lenses in my eyes and brought out the eyeglasses!

今天，我決定不戴隱形眼鏡而是戴眼鏡。

Do I look more nerdy now?

現在我看起來有沒有更像書呆子？

So recently I went shopping and I was wondering why is everything priced at $9.99 or $19.99

最近我有去逛街，然後在逛街的時候，我很好奇為甚麼每個東西的價錢都是 9.99 美元或是 19.99 美元

instead of $10 or $20$?

而不是 10 美元或 20 美元？

Isn't that confusing? Yes, it is confusing!

這不是很令人困惑嗎？沒錯，這超令人困惑的！

I learned that the reason why they do that is that it gives the perception that it cost less.

後來我發現，店家這樣定價是因為這種標價讓人誤以為商品比較便宜。

Apparently, studies has shown that things actually sell better this way.

研究結果顯然證明了這樣定價，商品的確會賣得比較好。

Now that I know about this, It kind of makes me wonder If I would be fooled by this.

即使現在我了解了，但我還是懷疑自己真的是否會上當。

This t-shirt is $10? This is way too expensive!

這件 T 恤賣 10 美元？這太貴了吧！

Hey Jeff, I found a similar one.

嘿，Jeff，我找到一件類似的款式。

How much?

多少錢?

Ummm, $9.99.

嗯，9.99 美元。

That's perfect, I'll take 3!

太棒了，我要買三件。

Yup, I've been fooled all my life. Ughh! I usually go shopping with friends

對啊，我已經上當很多次了，嗯！我常跟朋友去逛街

so that if ever I don't know if something looks good on me, I can have a second opinion.

因為當我不知道衣服適不適合我的時候，朋友可以幫我拿主意。

Cause you know, friends are always going to be honest and give you the best advice.

你知道的，朋友總是很誠實，而且會給你最好的建議。

Hey, I'm hesitating between these 2 shirts.

嘿，這兩件襯衫好難抉擇喔。

Don't worry bro, I got you!

別擔心，我幫你！

So, which one?

所以你覺得哪件比較好？

Yeah... go with your gut feeling.

嗯，跟著你的感覺走。

Really?

啊？

See what I mean?

你懂我的意思嗎？

There's also always gonna be that friend that takes forever to decide what they want to get.

還有一種朋友會花上好長一段時間來選他要買的衣服。

I'll try these on really quick. I'll be right back, Ok?

我會很快試穿完這些衣服，很快就好了，好嗎？

Cool, I'll just wait for you right here.

好啊，我在這等你。

2 Hours Later.

2 小時後。

Jeff, I love all of them.

Jeff，我都好喜歡喔。

Sweet, so which one are you getting?

不錯啊，那你選哪一件？

None of them. I can't afford any of these...

都沒有耶，我都買不起...

Right...

好喔 ...

One thing that I really hate about shopping

還有一件逛街時我很討厭的事

is that certain stores give commissions to their employees to encourage them to sell more.

有些店家為了刺激銷售會給予員工業績抽成，

There's always that one employee that follows you everywhere.

所以店員為了拿到業績，就會跟背後靈一樣跟著你到處走。

Good morning sir! Are you looking for anything in particular?

早安先生！你在找甚麼嗎？

Oh no thanks, I'm just taking a look.

喔不，謝了，我只是看看。

Honey, that would look so sexy on you.

甜心，你穿這件會很性感的。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Hot.

超辣。

Stunning.

太美了。

Beautiful.

美極了。

Stunning.

太美了。

Beautiful.

美極了。

Hot.

很辣。

Sexy.

性感。

So, so. so stunning. Honey, that would look so beautiful.

太太太美了，甜心，你穿那件真的很美。

So, so, so hot. Can I, Can I, Can I help you?

超超超辣，我有什麼可以幫忙的嗎？

Honey, do you need help with anything?

甜心，你需要甚麼嗎？

Sir, sir, sir, are you looking for anything in particular?

先生，先生，你在找什麼嗎？

Honey, that would look so sexy on you!

甜心，你穿這件看起來性感。

Can I help you?

你需要幫忙嗎？

Beautiful. Sexy. Hot.

好美，好性感，好辣。

Beautiful. Hot.

好美，好辣。

Beautiful. Hot.

好美，好辣。

So sexy. Hot.

好性感，好辣。

So sexy.

好性感。

Luckily, most of the employees are girls because if they were guys, it could get pretty awkward.

幸好，大部分的銷售員都是女的，因為假如他們是男的，那真的很尷尬。

Dude, you would look so sexy in that.

老兄，你穿這件看起來真性感。

Dad? Since when do you work here?

爸？你什麼時候在這工作的？

Awkward...

是不是很尷尬...

Now, it's not really that I hate shopping but usually it's shopping that hates me.

其實通常不是我討厭逛街，而是逛街討厭我。

I usually go shopping when everything is on sale or discounted.

我很常在所有東西打折出售時血拼。

That's not because I'm cheap and Asian or everything hehehe...

不是因為我很小氣，我是亞洲人或是什麼，呵呵呵...

Yeah, I think it's because I'm Asian and cheap.

是啦，我想因為我就是亞洲人又小氣。

Anyways, when everything are on sale, I still don't get to buy anything

不管怎樣，當店家打折時，我仍然買不到任何東西

because my size is never available.

因為永遠沒有我的尺寸。

Excuse me, would you have this in a size Extra Extra large?

不好意思，請問你們有 XXL 的尺寸嗎?

Eum no, we don't actually have that size here. Eum, you do know you're in the kid's section right?

嗯沒有，我們這裡沒有那種尺寸。嗯，你知道你現在是在童裝部吧？

Eum, of course! I euhh, I'm shopping for my euhh, my son!

嗯，是啊！呃，我是幫我... 呃，幫我兒子買的！

That little one is growing so fast... Thank you.

小孩長得很快... 謝謝。

Something that's really funny is that I tend to be really curious and go to expensive stores

我有時會因好奇心驅使，而走進去很貴的精品店

just to see what they have in stock.

就只是看看他們賣些甚麼，那真的蠻有趣的。

Even though everything is out of my budget, I act as if I'm balling.

就算所有東西都超出我的預算，我還是會表現出老子有錢的樣子。

Excuse me sir, how much are these Louis Vuitton sunglasses?

不好意思，先生，請問這副 LV 太陽眼鏡多少錢?

Oh, these ones right here are 10 million dollars.

喔，這副是一千萬美元。

- And 99 cents? you know what I mean? - Ha ha.

- 和 99 分錢？你懂我的意思吧？- 哈哈

Not bad, not bad.

不錯啊，不錯啊。

But in fact, what really goes down in my mind is:

但事實上，我心裡的真實想法是：

Oh, these ones right here are 10 million dollars.

喔，這副要價一千萬美元。

Holy freaking crap, do people really even buy these? I can feed a whole nation with this.

真是太瘋狂了，誰會買啊？我都可以用這些錢養活一個國家了。

I got to get the hell out of here.

我得離開這鬼地方。

Not bad, not bad... (Runs out).

不錯啊，不錯啊...（落跑）

Yeah, I also tried this thing called online shopping but that didn't work either.

當然，我也有嘗試網路購物，但同樣沒有好結果。

Last time I ordered something that was size Small but then it ended up not really fitting me... AT ALL!

上次我買了一件S號的衣服，結果還是一點都不適合我！

So leave me in the comments down below how often do you go shopping.

請在影片下方留言告訴我，你多久血拼一次。

Is it once a week? a month? or a year?

一個星期、一個月、還是一年一次？

If you also think that shopping is NOT easy, give this video a thumbs up

如果你也覺得血拼一點都不輕鬆，請幫這支影片按個讚。

so I know I'm not alone.

讓我知道我不是孤單的。

Thank you guys so much for watching. This is JeffreyFever and I'm pressing the record button,

非常謝謝你的收看，我是 JeffreyFever，我要結束錄影了。

NOW! Peace!

大家再見！

Today, I didn't want to put my contacts on. In? On or in? In? Contacts in?

今天我不想戴上隱形眼鏡（put my contacts on），該用 In 嗎？是 On 還是 in 啊？戴進隱眼（Contacts in）？

Ughh, let me Google this.

齁，我來 Google 一下。

Ok Google, contacts in.

好的，Google，contacts in。

Dang it, Google's not helping.

甚麼嘛，Google 沒用。

In your eye; I think it's in your eyes.

在你眼睛裡，我覺得是在眼睛裡。

Ow!

噢！

You, you, you, you. Got one less problem without you.

你，你，你，你，我倆間的問題越來越多了

Ouhhhhhh!

喔！

Oh my God, I'm almost at 6,000 followers on Instagram.

天啊，我 Instagram 有將近六千人在追蹤我欸。

Zaym, Are you following me?

你們有追蹤我嗎？

*Blowing nose* Ughhhh Allergies!

（擤鼻子）呃過敏！