Name: 男生逛街時會發生什麼囧境？提到逛街就要他的命 (What I HATE about SHOPPING)
Uploaded: 2022-01-31T21:01:10.000Z
Duration: 4 min 4 s

What's up everybody, this is Jeffrey. How are you all doing today?

大家好，我是 Jeffrey，你們今天過得好嗎？

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So today, I decided not to put my contact lenses in my eyes and brought out the eyeglasses!

今天，我決定不戴隱形眼鏡而是戴眼鏡。

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現在我看起來有沒有更像書呆子？

So recently I went shopping and I was wondering why is everything priced at $9.99 or $19.99

最近我有去逛街，然後在逛街的時候，我很好奇為甚麼每個東西的價錢都是 9.99 美元或是 19.99 美元

Isn't that confusing? Yes, it is confusing!

這不是很令人困惑嗎？沒錯，這超令人困惑的！

I learned that the reason why they do that is that it gives the perception that it cost less.

後來我發現，店家這樣定價是因為這種標價讓人誤以為商品比較便宜。

Apparently, studies has shown that things actually sell better this way.

研究結果顯然證明了這樣定價，商品的確會賣得比較好。

Now that I know about this, It kind of makes me wonder If I would be fooled by this.

即使現在我了解了，但我還是懷疑自己真的是否會上當。

This t-shirt is $10? This is way too expensive!

這件 T 恤賣 10 美元？這太貴了吧！

嘿，Jeff，我找到一件類似的款式。

Yup, I've been fooled all my life. Ughh! I usually go shopping with friends

對啊，我已經上當很多次了，嗯！我常跟朋友去逛街

so that if ever I don't know if something looks good on me, I can have a second opinion.

因為當我不知道衣服適不適合我的時候，朋友可以幫我拿主意。

Cause you know, friends are always going to be honest and give you the best advice.

你知道的，朋友總是很誠實，而且會給你最好的建議。

Hey, I'm hesitating between these 2 shirts.

There's also always gonna be that friend that takes forever to decide what they want to get.

還有一種朋友會花上好長一段時間來選他要買的衣服。

I'll try these on really quick. I'll be right back, Ok?

我會很快試穿完這些衣服，很快就好了，好嗎？

None of them. I can't afford any of these...

One thing that I really hate about shopping

is that certain stores give commissions to their employees to encourage them to sell more.

有些店家為了刺激銷售會給予員工業績抽成，

There's always that one employee that follows you everywhere.

所以店員為了拿到業績，就會跟背後靈一樣跟著你到處走。

Good morning sir! Are you looking for anything in particular?

So, so. so stunning. Honey, that would look so beautiful.

太太太美了，甜心，你穿那件真的很美。

So, so, so hot. Can I, Can I, Can I help you?

超超超辣，我有什麼可以幫忙的嗎？

Sir, sir, sir, are you looking for anything in particular?

Luckily, most of the employees are girls because if they were guys, it could get pretty awkward.

幸好，大部分的銷售員都是女的，因為假如他們是男的，那真的很尷尬。

老兄，你穿這件看起來真性感。

Now, it's not really that I hate shopping but usually it's shopping that hates me.

其實通常不是我討厭逛街，而是逛街討厭我。

I usually go shopping when everything is on sale or discounted.

我很常在所有東西打折出售時血拼。

That's not because I'm cheap and Asian or everything hehehe...

不是因為我很小氣，我是亞洲人或是什麼，呵呵呵...

Yeah, I think it's because I'm Asian and cheap.

是啦，我想因為我就是亞洲人又小氣。

Anyways, when everything are on sale, I still don't get to buy anything

不管怎樣，當店家打折時，我仍然買不到任何東西

Excuse me, would you have this in a size Extra Extra large?

不好意思，請問你們有 XXL 的尺寸嗎?

Eum no, we don't actually have that size here. Eum, you do know you're in the kid's section right?

嗯沒有，我們這裡沒有那種尺寸。嗯，你知道你現在是在童裝部吧？

Eum, of course! I euhh, I'm shopping for my euhh, my son!

嗯，是啊！呃，我是幫我... 呃，幫我兒子買的！

That little one is growing so fast... Thank you.

Something that's really funny is that I tend to be really curious and go to expensive stores

我有時會因好奇心驅使，而走進去很貴的精品店

就只是看看他們賣些甚麼，那真的蠻有趣的。

Even though everything is out of my budget, I act as if I'm balling.

就算所有東西都超出我的預算，我還是會表現出老子有錢的樣子。

Excuse me sir, how much are these Louis Vuitton sunglasses?

不好意思，先生，請問這副 LV 太陽眼鏡多少錢?

Oh, these ones right here are 10 million dollars.

- And 99 cents? you know what I mean?  - Ha ha.

- 和 99 分錢？你懂我的意思吧？- 哈哈

But in fact, what really goes down in my mind is:

但事實上，我心裡的真實想法是：

Holy freaking crap, do people really even buy these? I can feed a whole nation with this.

真是太瘋狂了，誰會買啊？我都可以用這些錢養活一個國家了。

Yeah, I also tried this thing called online shopping but that didn't work either.

當然，我也有嘗試網路購物，但同樣沒有好結果。

Last time I ordered something that was size Small but then it ended up not really fitting me... AT ALL!

上次我買了一件S號的衣服，結果還是一點都不適合我！

So leave me in the comments down below how often do you go shopping.

請在影片下方留言告訴我，你多久血拼一次。

一個星期、一個月、還是一年一次？

If you also think that shopping is NOT easy, give this video a thumbs up

如果你也覺得血拼一點都不輕鬆，請幫這支影片按個讚。

Thank you guys so much for watching. This is JeffreyFever and I'm pressing the record button,

非常謝謝你的收看，我是 JeffreyFever，我要結束錄影了。

Today, I didn't want to put my contacts on. In? On or in? In? Contacts in?

今天我不想戴上隱形眼鏡（put my contacts on），該用 In 嗎？是 On 還是 in 啊？戴進隱眼（Contacts in）？

在你眼睛裡，我覺得是在眼睛裡。

You, you, you, you. Got one less problem without you.

你，你，你，你，我倆間的問題越來越多了

Oh my God, I'm almost at 6,000 followers on Instagram.

天啊，我 Instagram 有將近六千人在追蹤我欸。

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