I'm trying. It won't fit.

我在趕了啦，可是我衣服穿不下啦！

Oh, big surprise, Willy Wonka.

喔，啊不就好意外威利旺卡（查理和巧克力工廠主角）

You spend your whole life eating freaking chocolate. Come here.

你每天都一直在吃巧克力你要怪誰。過來啦

Okay, you need to suck in this food baby.

好的，你要把這些食物寶寶吸進去裡

Come on. I can't. Yes, you can.

來吧！我不行啦。你可以的！

Listen, I'm gonna count to three. You are gonna jump and suck.

聽著，我會數到三，然後你就跳起來大吸一口氣。

One, two, three.

一，二，三！

Look at that. That's a flipping puzzle.

你看看，那根本就是拼圖啊

Why would you pick the most difficult shoes?

你幹嘛選一雙史上最難穿的鞋子

I'm not helping you with that, Elizabeth.

我是不會幫你喔 Elizabeth

Oh my gosh, Elizabeth. Just get in the car,

我的天啊，Elizabeth，快點上車

No, I wanna take an Uber.

不要，我想要搭 Uber

Why? Because they have candies.

為什麼？ 因為他們會送糖果啊

What? Elizabeth, that's so rare. Get in!

什麼？ Elizabeth 那很少見好嗎？給我上車！

You're sick.

你很有病

Give me the chips. You are not gonna put it up there

你把洋芋片給我喔。你不要把洋芋片塞在那裡！

Elizabeth! Give me that! Do not put the chips up there, Elizabeth.

Elizabeth！給我喔！不要把洋芋片塞在那裡！

They are gonna see it.

他們會發現的啦

Elizabeth, stop! You are walking like a penguin.

Elizabeth，不要再這樣了！你走路走得跟企鵝一樣

Elizabeth! This is so awkward.

Elizabeth！這真的超尷尬

Oh my god. Give me it Elizabeth.

我的天啊，給我啦 Elizabeth

I told you! Sorry it's just the policy.

我就跟你說吧！ 不好意思規定就是這樣...

Don't flim here. My bad, my bad. Elizabeth!

不要在這邊錄影喔。 不好意思，對不起！ Elizabeth！

Elizabeth, stop! Elizabeth, that's the beer pong cups!

Elizabeth 你好了喔！Elizabeth 那是人家玩啤酒遊戲的杯子！

I'm so sorry. I'm so ...

真的不好意思 ...

Elizabeth! Give me that! You literally just drank a sport.

Elizabeth 把那個給我！你把人家的遊戲喝掉了啦！

Elizabeth! Elizabeth!

Elizabeth！Elizabeth！

Elizabeth, get down. This isn't Coyote Ugly. Let's go.

Elizabeth 下來！你以為在演女狼俱樂部嗎？給我下來

Elizabeth! Elizabeth! Elizabeth! What are you doing?

Elizabeth！Elizabeth！Elizabeth！你在幹嘛！

I broke my nail.

我弄斷我的指甲了！

You are in the guys's bathroom! Let's go!

你現在是在男生廁所裡欸，快走啦！

Elizabeth, what are you doing?

Elizabeth 你在幹嘛？

They have a Mario Kart? What is going on here?

他們竟然有馬力歐賽車？到底發生什麼事？

Are you winning?

你是要贏了嗎？

Elizabeth! Don't do it! Elizabeth, don't do it! Elizabeth!

Elizabeth！不要跳喔！Elizabeth 不要跳！Elizabeth！

Oh my god, Elizabeth! This isn't Chuck E. Cheese, Michael phelps! Get out!

我的天啊 Elizabeth！這不是玩具反斗城好嗎，麥可菲爾普斯（游泳健將）！出來！

Elizabeth, what the ...! I'm so sorry.

Elizabeth，搞什麼！我很抱歉！

Elizabeth, take out your twenties!

Elizabeth 你把你的二十塊鈔票拿出來！

Is that a penny? Are you kidding me?

那是一美分嗎？你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

Come on, Elizabeth! GO! GO!

拜託 Elizabeth！加油！

DON'T LOSE TO THIS..! Don't lose to this guy!

不要輸！不要輸給這個男的！

Elizabeth, you are not on the yellow-brick road.

Elizabeth 你不是在黃磚路上好嗎！（綠野仙蹤的場景）

What are you gonna do? Walk your way to McDonalds?

你是要怎樣？就這樣一路走去麥當勞嗎？

I need food.

我需要食物。

You need to get your shoes on, Dorothy! Come on.

你需要把鞋子穿好，桃樂絲！拜託一下

Elizabeth! Elizabeth! What the heck are you doing?

Elizabeth！Elizabeth！你到底在幹嘛？

Are you kidding me?

你在跟我開玩笑嗎？

It's a hard knock life.

生活難過啊 ...