Zootopia, yet another stage in Hollywood’s quest to make me sexually attracted to rabbits.

《Zootopia》，好萊塢想讓我對兔子產生性吸引力的又一個階段。

The film takes place on Earth in the 24th century, after the humans had wiped themselves

影片的故事發生在24世紀的地球上，在人類消滅了自己之後

out and animals raided their wardrobes. Our protagonist is the exhaustinglyenthusiastic

出，動物們突襲了他們的衣櫃。我們的主角是一個熱血沸騰的累贅。

Judy Hopps, who leaves behind her white trash family in order to become a cop, the most

朱迪-霍普斯，為了成為一名警察，拋開白人垃圾家庭，最。

venerated of all professions.

尊敬的所有職業。

Even though Judy graduates Phi Beta Carotene, the chief puts her on parking duty because

儘管朱迪畢業於胡蘿蔔素測試班，但主任讓她負責停車，因為...

she’s too small to succeed. Kind of like too big to fail, but, you know... misguided.

她太小了，不能成功。有點像大到不能失敗，但是，你知道... ... 誤導。

Thankfully, the assistant mayor is also a lil’ pipsqueak, and out of solidarity she

幸好，市長助理也是個小不點，出於團結一致的考慮，她

helps Judy worm her way onto a missing otter case. Then, in Judy’s first act as a protector

幫助朱迪進入一個失蹤的水獺案件。然後，在朱迪作為保護者的第一次行動中

of truth and justice, she blackmails a hard-working entrepreneur into becoming her unpaid intern.

真理和正義，她勒索一個努力工作的企業家成為她的無薪實習生。

Judy and Nick the intern discover that the missing otter went all savage on his limo

朱迪和尼克的實習生髮現，失蹤的水獺去所有的野蠻在他的豪華轎車上

driver, which is weird because limos are pretty much the chillest way to get to prom.

司機，這是奇怪的，因為豪華轎車 是相當多的冷門方式去舞會。

The driver blames it on “night howlers,” and then moments later he too goes Ballistic:

司機把這一切歸咎於 "夜嚎"，然後瞬間他也變得Ballistic。

Ecks vs. Sever on their asses. Judy and Nick escape in the Judy and Nick of time, then

埃克斯與塞弗的屁股上。朱迪和尼克在時間的朱迪和尼克中逃脫，然後。

use traffic cameras to follow some pretty shaggy-looking horses, on account of the old

用交通攝像頭跟蹤一些看起來很毛茸茸的馬匹，由於舊的

wolves tale that horses howl at the moon.

狼來了，馬來了，月來了

Lo and behold, they find the otter and a bunch of other missing predators, still straight

看啊，他們找到了水獺和其他一群失蹤的掠食者，還直直地

acting the fool. But also the lion mayor is there, so they have him arrested for plot

裝傻。但是獅子市長也在那裡，所以他們以陰謀罪逮捕了他。

purposes and replaced with the sheep lady from before. All the Zootopioids start panicking

並換成了之前的羊女。所有的祖託邦人都開始恐慌了

about predators being psycho killers, qu'est-ce que c'est. Judy hop hop hop hops back

關於掠奪者是心理殺手，qu'est-ce que c'est。Judy hop hop hop hops back

home for her annual botany lesson, where she learns that “night howlers” aren’t horses

家裡上一年一度的植物學課，在那裡她瞭解到 "夜嚎者 "不是馬匹。

at all, but rather a type of flower that makes you zonked in your bonker. So she goes back

而是一種能讓你昏昏欲睡的花。所以她回去了

to Z-town and heads over to the secret bad guy laboratory where some sheeple are making

到Z鎮，並前往祕密的壞人實驗室 在那裡，一些羊群正在製造。

night howlerade.

夜晚的嚎啕大哭。

I call them sheeple because they are literally sheep that act like people, but also because

我稱他們為綿羊，因為他們是字面上的綿羊，像人一樣，但也是因為

they are followers. And who are they following? Another sheep, of course: the new mayor. She

他們是追隨者。那他們在追隨誰呢？當然是另一隻羊：新市長。她

shoots Nick with the syrum dealio and he goes into beast mode. But don’t lynch him just

用注射器射殺Nick，他就會進入野獸模式。但不要對他動用私刑

yet, ‘cuz he was playing make-pretend, and really he was shot by a tiny blue watermelon.

然而，"因為他是玩 假裝，真的 他被一個微小的藍色西瓜拍攝。

They do the not-a-cop-out-at-all movie trick of recording the bad guy’s admission of

他們做的不是一個op-out-at-all電影的把戲，記錄壞人的承認的

guilt, and Judy and Nick become partners. Sex partners? That’s for the viewer to decide.

內疚，朱迪和尼克成了搭檔。性伴侶？那是由觀眾來決定的。

And draw. And send to me.

並畫出。然後寄給我。

At the heart of Zootopia lies the question of nature vs. nurture: Is identity biologically

Zootopia的核心在於自然與培育的問題。身份是生物學上的...

determined, or can we elevate ourselves by incorporating nurture somehow? At the beginning

決心，或者說我們可以通過融入培養的某種方式來提升自己？在開始的時候

of the film, we are led to believe the veneer of civilization is the only thing keeping

我們相信，文明的外衣是唯一能讓我們保持的東西

predators from going apeshit, batshit, tigershit, et cetera.

掠食者從去apeshit，蝙蝠shit，老虎shit，等等。

In public, Nick is on his best behavior, bucking the negative stereotypes commonly associated

在公眾場合，尼克表現得很好，打破了人們對他的負面刻板印象。

with foxes. But in private, his sly nature rears its adorable head. And when predators

與狐狸。但私下裡，它狡猾的本性卻讓人愛不釋手。而當掠食者

begin reverting to their primitive ways, the biological determinists are all

開始恢復到他們的原始方式，生物決定論者都是。

"I told you so”.

"我就說嘛"。

But when it turns out the whole thing was just because of some obscure poison, the animals

但當發現整件事情只是因為某種不知名的毒藥時，動物們

realize biology is not to blame. I mean, the biology of the plants is to blame, but that’s

意識到生物學不是罪魁禍首我的意思是，植物的生物學是責無旁貸的，但那是... ...

not really what we’re talking about right now.

不是真正的我們正在談論的權利。

The film illustrates the fallacy of relying on prejudice by inverting all its previously

影片通過顛覆之前所有的偏見，說明了依靠偏見的謬誤。

established stereotypes: Judy’s fox bully from childhood is now a pacifist pastry chef.

既定的刻板印象。朱迪從小被狐狸欺負 現在是一個和平主義的糕點師。

Flash, the slow sloth from all the trailers, is a speed demon drag racer. The dumb bunny

閃電俠，所有預告片中的慢吞吞的懶蟲，是一個速度型的魔鬼飆車手。笨兔子

solves the case and the sly fox gets an honest job. The meek “lamb” assistant mayor is

破案了，狡猾的狐狸得到了一份老實的工作。溫順的 "羔羊 "市長助理被。

actually the ruthless mastermind behind the entire conflict, and probably doesn’t even

其實是整個衝突的無情的幕後主使，而且可能甚至不

need those glasses.

需要這些眼鏡。

Zootopia mirrors the social and political landscape of 20th century America, when efforts

Zootopia》反映了20世紀美國的社會和政治格局，當時的努力是為了讓人們能夠更好地瞭解美國。

began in earnest to balance some of society’s glaring inequalities, sort of. The Mammal

開始認真地平衡社會上一些明顯的不平等現象，算是。哺乳動物

Inclusion Initiative is similar to various Earthling diversity and affirmative action

包容倡議類似於各種地球人多樣性和平權行動。

programs designed to level the playing field for underserved minorities, and in the case

旨在為未得到充分服務的少數群體創造公平競爭環境的方案，以及在下列情況下的方案：

of women, majorities.

的婦女，佔多數。

The parallels are accentuated by the use of language associated with the PC movement.

與PC運動相關的語言的使用更突出了這種相似之處。

Not to be confused with the Mac movement, which was a sleeker but more expensive movement.

不要與Mac機芯混淆，後者是一種更時尚但更昂貴的機芯。

And just like in 20th century America, the citizens of Zootopia are able to fix all their

就像在20世紀的美國，Zootopia的公民能夠解決所有的問題。

social ills just by trying hard and being optimistic. Easy peezy, lemon sneezy. God

社會弊端只是通過努力和樂觀。輕鬆尿尿，檸檬噴嚏。天啊

bless you. Peace and tranquility for the entire animal kingdom. Not counting reptiles and

祝福你。整個動物王國的和平與安寧。不包括爬行動物和

amphibians and fish and birds and insects. They’re all dead I guess. Boy, for a movie

兩棲動物，魚，鳥，昆蟲。我想他們都死了。孩子，對於一部電影來說

about inclusion, they sure do go out of their way to ignore all the freaks and uggos.

關於包容，他們肯定會不遺餘力地去忽略所有的怪胎和UGGOS。

For Earthling Cinema, I’m Garyx Wormuloid. Go forth, and multiply.

在地球人電影院，我是加里克斯-沃姆洛德。前進，並繁殖。