Earth.

There it is.

[Jason:] First!

[Green:] Who the FUCK!! cares?

[Raccoon:] I can't wait for runch!

[Stacy:] Oh my gawd, you think there are gonna be boys at this school or what?

[Pink:] Ew. Boys have cooties.

[Dingleberry:] Adios, assholes! I'm late for a rave a rave!

Whoo!

Oh no! Not the explosion factory!

[Blue:] Ugh.

[Broseph:] Hahaha. Where'd you learn to walk? Cripple school?

Nice!

[Raccoon:] If you happy and you know it, crap your hands!

[Stacy:] Hey bitch, want a pixie stick?

[Pink:] My mom says those turn you into a whore.

[Stacy:] Probably!

[Green:] First day of class?

[Blue:] Yeah. [Green:] Splendid! Mine as well!

Say, there's a young JERKFACE!! looking for you!

Says he wants to beat your BUTT!! until you die!

Ha! Ta-taa!

[Blue:] Whee. *sigh*

[Broseph:] 'Sup, brah. You new here or what?

[Blue:] Uh, yeah. First day.

[Broseph:] Must be.

Cuz otherwise you'd know that this see-saw is for fifth graders.

[Blue:] Ah, uh, sorry. I didn't know.

[Broseph:] Yeah? Price for playing on the fifth-grade playground

is your milk money.

[Blue:] But, I'm lactose-intolerant!

[Broseph:] Really? Well let's see if you're fist-tose intolerant!

[Blue:] (crying)

[Broseph:] What's the matter, blue kid?

[Blue:] My mom says I drink to much water, that's how come I cry so much!

And pee! [Gross!]

[Broseph:] You know, I got held back five years,

but my muscles didn't!

Old McDonald had a farm, now you're gonna die, nerd!

[Blue:] No!

[Broseph:] Huh? What is that?

[Green:] Look! It's an ASS-teroid!

[Broseph:] N-n-no!

[Blue coughing]

[Red:] 'Sup.

[Blue:] Huh?

[Stacy:] Oh my gawd, who's that?

[Kid:] It's a new kid! Get him!

[Fighting music]

[Stacy:] Oh my god, you're sooo sexy!

[Red:] I know.

[Blue:] Dude, you saved my life!

[Red:] I know.

[Blue:] What's your name?

[Red:] I know! - I mean, I'm Red.

[Blue:] My name's Blue. And no matter what happens,

I promise, I will always be your friend!

[Red:] I know.

'Cuz I'm AWESOME!

[Electronic outtro music]