字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 Boooo ! Cammie... Okay, hi guys! I'm Shannon and this is my beautiful 25 year old girlfriend! Don't mess with GRANDMA Am I a grandma cause I'm 25 ? Yeah. Nooooo Okay so by the title of this video you can tell that one of us is drunk And by the ADD in the room, maybe you can tell which one of us it is I'll give you a hint, it's not me It's my birthday ! Oooh! Dance Shannon's been getting me wasted all night long! Just in preparation for this video It's been a little aggressive, but now that I'm pretty wasted It's like once you get drunk you just wanna keep it- Wahooo ! Wahooooo! I was not prepared... Tear Tears Cause the champagne scared you so much Cause the champagne's so scary! Are you drying your tears? Okay so preface this video by saying Cammie has already drank a whole bottle of champagne I keep trying to look into there 'cause you know how we're always trying to look into the camera and not in the side? uh-huh I'm looking at it and I'm like Hey Hey, officer, I'm sotally tober. Excuse me, officer, I'm totally dober. Now, we are ready For a drunken interrogation of the birthday girl One to ten, how drunk are you? Eh... Based on past life experiences, a seven. Well...a six...seven Seven Okay, in the word "scent," which is silent? The "s" or the "c?" Wait, wait, wait Scent like, like...uh... Boogers? No, the word scent Oh! I thought you meant like cent like coins I was like "Oh, god, thank you for telling me!" Is...wait.. Wait, re-read what? Can you do the alphabet backwards? No Z Y X Q W M P Q R, S, Q, T B C A Woooah B, C, A It wouldn't go C, B, A, would it? No, no Make up a song about pancakes *singing* They're sweet They're good Give me that fluffy shit *whispers* pancakes! Swirl up on that syrup on top of my *whispers* pancakes what? *whispers* pancakes You said it so quiet. No wonder there's a "what?" *whispers* pancakes what? *whispers* pancakes *slurs* how good was it? Oh, no, I slurred I cry so much when I'm funny Are you team unicorn or team mermaid? I don't know what that's insinuating, I don't know if that's a thing but I always wanted to be a mermaid, so... Shannon: You're team mermaid Cammie: So unicorn You're full of jokes You're full of jokes Hit that snare drum *whispering* Hit that snare drum *singing* pat yo tears baby *whispering* pat, pat, pat Oh, what? Is that snot? I know I'm a good time You're a good time too Who is better time? You Do you think caterpillars know they are going to become butterflies when they make their cocoons? No I think it's like this huge surprise, it's like how do you feel when you go for a nap and you know how you wake up so refreshed "ah, that was the best nap!" they are like "ah! I got wings!" "I got wings!" You know? Yeah Yeah, it's like when you go to take a nap Okay Same thing I speak for all the caterpillars in the world Good work, babe It's my birthday. Imma party like it's my birthday Do your best impression of the "wait, no" girl I gotta put my champagne down No, wait A cup wait, no! Alright *with childish voice* wait A cap. Wait No...no! Wait, I didn't do the hand very well Shannon: oh, you gon' do it again No! One hand, just one. You're bringing this hand Guys...She's not very theatrical *with childish voice* wait A cup No no! Was that good? That's beyond anything I even imagined it could be I love her Yeah. I'm gonna do a side by side One more time I'm too drunkt for it, honestly. I do better... You're too "drunkt" for it? Yes *both singing* Do you love me? Do you love me? Do you need me? Now that I can dance Vibrato on fleek What vegetable would you be and why? if you could be any vegetable I would be a red pepper Ok, quick to the answer. Quick to it Because I feel like...who doesn't like red peppers? True They add spice to any dish and they are a little sassy Pizza, lasagna, salad... curry anywhere else I love red peppers So you'd be a...you'd be a red pepper, not a crushed pepper, sorry No, but you could crush me What? What? Rant about Trump Go I saw the best post ever online that was like americans are so priviledged that oh, fuck, what did it say? people feel like they could... ah, fuck The best description of why I dislike the american government and politics is that it says... God, why...I don't... I'm too drunk to get passioned about this at the moment however... fuck Trump! What is 67+44-25 67 Plus 44 Okay, so... 67+44 67... Plus 44 Plus 44... One hundred...wait 67 plus what? 44 Okay, 67...eight, nine...one hundred Wait 67 plus what? 44 Sixty... Wait, I'm so confused 67...I keep forgeting what they were 67 plus...44! 60, 70, 80, 90, 100... 67... Plus *whispers* what was it? 44! Cheers! Don't go to your SATs wasted! Oh, my god You're actually my favorite person in the world I know I know you know You love me Well...many people love you, and I just... You wanna marry me? Yes, I do wanna marry you, Cammie Demonstrate how you brush your teeth why? I don't know, I was wondering if it'd be fun it's gonna be sexual Oh, it'ts that why they ask you to do that? That's why they said to do it! What is one thing you want to do before you're 26? Ok, before 26 if I don't have a dog Okay guys, it is, if you're watching this video, oficially Camden Mary Allyse Scott's birthday and she's 25 years old and you need to go and wish her a happy bithday on any social media you can possibly reach her at my hiccups are out of control wish her happy bithday on Twitter on Instagram Whatever you've got, wish her a happy birthday I'll put all of her links... Honestly, I'll just put them on your face right now This girl deserves the best birthday in the world and you guys can help make it special if you just go tell her happy birthday she'll appreciate it Thank you for all the birthday wishes Bye That was a good one! Wait, I can't get rid of them I see a viral video here "Gir can't get rid of..." I'm good "I'm good"