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  • Boooo !

  • Cammie...

  • Okay, hi guys! I'm Shannon and this is my beautiful 25 year old girlfriend!

  • Don't mess with GRANDMA

  • Am I a grandma cause I'm 25 ?

  • Yeah.

  • Nooooo

  • Okay so by the title of this video you can tell that one of us is drunk

  • And by the ADD in the room, maybe you can tell which one of us it is

  • I'll give you a hint, it's not me

  • It's my birthday !

  • Oooh! Dance

  • Shannon's been getting me wasted all night long!

  • Just in preparation for this video

  • It's been a little aggressive, but now that I'm pretty wasted

  • It's like once you get drunk you just wanna keep it-

  • Wahooo !

  • Wahooooo!

  • I was not prepared...

  • Tear

  • Tears

  • Cause the champagne scared you so much

  • Cause the champagne's so scary!

  • Are you drying your tears?

  • Okay so preface this video by saying

  • Cammie has already drank

  • a whole bottle of champagne

  • I keep trying to look into there 'cause you know how we're always trying to look into the camera and not in the side?

  • uh-huh

  • I'm looking at it and I'm like

  • Hey

  • Hey, officer, I'm sotally tober.

  • Excuse me, officer, I'm totally dober.

  • Now, we are ready

  • For a drunken interrogation of the birthday girl

  • One to ten, how drunk are you?

  • Eh...

  • Based on past life experiences, a seven.

  • Well...a six...seven

  • Seven

  • Okay, in the word "scent," which is silent?

  • The "s" or the "c?"

  • Wait, wait, wait

  • Scent like, like...uh...

  • Boogers?

  • No, the word scent

  • Oh! I thought you meant like cent like coins

  • I was like "Oh, god, thank you for telling me!"

  • Is...wait..

  • Wait, re-read

  • what?

  • Can you do the alphabet backwards?

  • No

  • Z

  • Y

  • X

  • Q

  • W

  • M

  • P

  • Q

  • R, S, Q, T

  • B

  • C

  • A

  • Woooah

  • B, C, A

  • It wouldn't go C, B, A, would it?

  • No, no

  • Make up a song about pancakes

  • *singing* They're sweet

  • They're good

  • Give me that fluffy shit

  • *whispers* pancakes!

  • Swirl up on that syrup

  • on top of my

  • *whispers* pancakes

  • what?

  • *whispers* pancakes

  • You said it so quiet. No wonder there's a "what?"

  • *whispers* pancakes

  • what?

  • *whispers* pancakes

  • *slurs* how good was it?

  • Oh, no, I slurred

  • I cry so much when I'm funny

  • Are you team unicorn or team mermaid?

  • I don't know what that's insinuating, I don't know if that's a thing

  • but I always wanted to be a mermaid, so...

  • Shannon: You're team mermaid Cammie: So unicorn

  • You're full of jokes

  • You're full of jokes

  • Hit that snare drum

  • *whispering* Hit that snare drum

  • *singing* pat yo tears baby

  • *whispering* pat, pat, pat

  • Oh, what? Is that snot?

  • I know I'm a good time

  • You're a good time too

  • Who is better time?

  • You

  • Do you think caterpillars know they are going to become butterflies when they make their cocoons?

  • No

  • I think it's like this huge surprise, it's like

  • how do you feel when you go for a nap

  • and you know how you wake up so refreshed

  • "ah, that was the best nap!"

  • they are like "ah! I got wings!"

  • "I got wings!"

  • You know?

  • Yeah

  • Yeah, it's like when you go to take a nap

  • Okay

  • Same thing

  • I speak for all the caterpillars in the world

  • Good work, babe

  • It's my birthday. Imma party like it's my birthday

  • Do your best impression

  • of the "wait, no" girl

  • I gotta put my champagne down

  • No, wait

  • A cup

  • wait, no!

  • Alright

  • *with childish voice* wait

  • A cap.

  • Wait

  • No...no!

  • Wait, I didn't do the hand very well

  • Shannon: oh, you gon' do it again

  • No!

  • One hand, just one. You're bringing this hand

  • Guys...She's not very theatrical

  • *with childish voice* wait

  • A cup

  • No

  • no!

  • Was that good?

  • That's beyond anything I even imagined it could be

  • I love her

  • Yeah. I'm gonna do a side by side

  • One more time

  • I'm too drunkt for it, honestly. I do better...

  • You're too "drunkt" for it?

  • Yes

  • *both singing* Do you love me?

  • Do you love me? Do you need me?

  • Now that I

  • can dance

  • Vibrato on fleek

  • What vegetable would you be

  • and why?

  • if you could be any vegetable

  • I would be a red pepper

  • Ok, quick to the answer. Quick to it

  • Because I feel like...who doesn't like red peppers?

  • True

  • They add spice to any dish

  • and they are a little sassy

  • Pizza, lasagna, salad...

  • curry

  • anywhere else

  • I love red peppers

  • So you'd be a...you'd be a red pepper, not a crushed pepper, sorry

  • No, but you could crush me

  • What?

  • What?

  • Rant about Trump

  • Go

  • I saw the best post ever online

  • that was like

  • americans are so priviledged that

  • oh, fuck, what did it say?

  • people feel like they could...

  • ah, fuck

  • The best description of why I dislike the american government and politics

  • is that it says...

  • God, why...I don't...

  • I'm too drunk to get passioned about this at the moment

  • however...

  • fuck Trump!

  • What is 67+44-25

  • 67

  • Plus 44

  • Okay, so...

  • 67+44

  • 67...

  • Plus 44

  • Plus 44...

  • One hundred...wait

  • 67 plus what?

  • 44

  • Okay, 67...eight, nine...one hundred

  • Wait

  • 67 plus what?

  • 44

  • Sixty...

  • Wait, I'm so confused

  • 67...I keep forgeting what they were

  • 67 plus...44!

  • 60, 70, 80, 90, 100...

  • 67...

  • Plus

  • *whispers* what was it?

  • 44!

  • Cheers!

  • Don't go to your SATs wasted!

  • Oh, my god

  • You're actually my favorite person in the world

  • I know

  • I know you know

  • You love me

  • Well...many people love you, and I just...

  • You wanna marry me?

  • Yes, I do wanna marry you, Cammie

  • Demonstrate how you brush your teeth

  • why?

  • I don't know, I was wondering if it'd be fun

  • it's gonna be sexual

  • Oh, it'ts that why they ask you to do that?

  • That's why they said to do it!

  • What is one thing you want to do before you're 26?

  • Ok, before 26 if I don't have a dog

  • Okay guys, it is, if you're watching this video, oficially

  • Camden Mary Allyse Scott's birthday

  • and she's 25 years old

  • and you need to go and wish her a happy bithday

  • on any social media you can possibly reach her at

  • my hiccups are out of control

  • wish her happy bithday on Twitter

  • on Instagram

  • Whatever you've got, wish her a happy birthday

  • I'll put all of her links...

  • Honestly, I'll just put them on your face right now

  • This girl deserves the best birthday in the world

  • and you guys can help make it special if you just go tell her happy birthday

  • she'll appreciate it

  • Thank you for all the birthday wishes

  • Bye

  • That was a good one!

  • Wait, I can't get rid of them

  • I see a viral video here

  • "Gir can't get rid of..."

  • I'm good

  • "I'm good"

Boooo !

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