And I know what you're all thinking, damn Ellen.

我知道你們現在一定在想：「該死的艾倫！」

>> [LAUGH] >> If you don't know what I'm talking

(笑聲)假如你不知道我現在再說什麼

about, yesterday we had two high school students on the show who

關於，昨天我們有兩個高中學生在這個節目上

became famous by saying, damn Daniel.

說：「該死的丹尼爾」，這就變成了一個梗

>> [LAUGH] >> When I was in high school,

(笑聲)當我還在高中的時候

I'd say damn and I got detention, that's what happened to me.

我曾經罵了該死就被拘留了，這真的發生了

>> [LAUGH] >> So

(笑聲)因此

they posted Damn Daniel video on Snapchat.

他們在 Snapchat上張貼了該死的丹尼爾影片

You know what Snapchat is everybody?

你們大家知道什麼是Snapchat嗎?

>> Yeah.

知道

>> It's when you snap you chat.

他會捕捉你在聊天的時候

>> [LAUGH] >> No, Snapchat is an app, and

(笑聲)不，Snapchat是一個應用程式，然後

it lets you send pictures and short videos that disappear after you watch them.

它可以讓你傳送圖片或是短片然後當你觀賞完後它就會消失。

It's like a combination of Instagram and memory loss.

.就像是 Instagram 和失憶的組合。

That's what it is.

那它是什麼。

>> [LAUGH] >> And I did a little research and

(笑聲)我做了一個小小的研究，然後

these are some of the statistics about Snapchat.

這裡有一些關於Snapchat的統計數據。

It has 7 billion views a day.

它一天有70億的觀賞次數

Snapchat users share over 9,000 photos per second.

Snapchat 所有用戶每秒分享超過9000張照片

The biggest stars on Snapchat can make over $100,000 a week.

Snapchat 上最紅的名人們一周能賺超過十萬元美金。

$100,000 a week.

一周十萬元美金耶

Damn Daniel!

該死的丹尼爾

>> [LAUGH] >> I need to stop talking and

(笑聲)我必須閉嘴並立刻

get on Snapchat right now.

登入Snapchat

We are on Snapchat.

進來啦！

But bring me my, Andy, where are you?

安迪，幫我拿...你在哪？

Bring my phone let me show you something.

讓我用我的手機跟你們展示一些東西。

Thank you.

謝謝。

Stay close in case I mess up.

先不要走喔，我可能會搞砸。

Okay, so Snapchat, one of things it has is it has something called lenses.

好了，Snapchat，它有所謂的鏡頭。

And I'm going to show you what I'm talking about.

告訴你們我在說什麼。

It's here.

它在這裡。

Okay.

好的。

>> [LAUGH]

(笑聲)

>> Easy breezy beautiful Cover Girl.

輕鬆活潑又漂亮的封面女郎。

>> [LAUGH]

(笑聲)

>> [LAUGH]

(笑聲)

>> Am I rich yet?

我現在是有錢人了嗎?

>> Did I made $100,000?

我剛才創造了十萬嗎?

>> [LAUGH] >> All right.

(笑聲)好吧

That's all.

這就是全部了

Anyway, while I wait for my hundred thousand dollars,

好啦，在我等十萬元入帳的時間

let's all dance, shall we?

來跳個舞好嗎？