and she told me she always thought people from India

were exotic and mysterious.

So, with my mouth, I said, "We're just like anybody else,"

but with my eyes, I said,

"Straight up, Red, hop on my flying carpet."

So, you gonna see her again?

Yeah, we have plans this weekend.

And if it's a clear night,

I'm gonna lay some romantic astronomy on her.

Okay, like what? Show me.

I can't do that to Leonard.

This is some powerful panty-dropping stuff.

You have my blessing. Go for it.

Okay.

Penny,

two of the brightest stars in the night sky

are Altair and Vega.

And it is said they were deeply in love

but forever separated

by the celestial river of the Milky Way.

Oh, that's sad. It is.

But once a year,

on the seventh day of the seventh month,

Vega cries so hard that all the magpies in the world fly up

and create a bridge with their wings

so the two lovers can be together

for a single night

of passion.

Wow.

Okay, that's enough.