Yeah, that's the spot. Oh,baby.

就是那裡了！喔，我的寶貝

Howard, dinner's ready!

Howard，呷飯囉！

I'll eat later. I'm busy! Oh, yeah. Just like a real hand.

我會晚點吃，老子偶在忙！喔，跟真的手一樣（我想到了個好主意）

You slipped and fell into a robot hand?

所以你說你是滑倒了然後跌到機器手上？

Yes.

是又怎樣？

Penis first?

寧為「雞」首啊！

Yes. Now, help me!

對啦！不要在那說風涼話

I'd suggest a lubricant, but I have a feeling you fell on some of that as well.

你倒可以試試潤滑液，不過我想你應該早就塗好了吧！

Not funny, Leonard.

Leonard，一點都不好笑！

Really? A robot hand's got a death grip on your junk, dude. That's funny, ask anyone.

真假？老兄，機器手的死亡之握在你那話兒欸，任誰都覺得好笑

Plea-- before my mother walks in, get this off me!

拜託！我媽進來前，幫我把它處理掉好嘛！

Okay, let's see.

好啦！我看看

No, no! Don't touch. The program is paused.

喔！不要亂碰！電腦程式暫停了

Well, then let's un-pause it.

那好，重新開始就好啦！

No, no! I loaded the wrong program. The hand thinks it's holding a screwdriver in outer space. If you continue the program, it's gonna start twisting.

不是啦！我植入錯誤的程式，現在是外太空之螺絲起子起笑模式，如果你繼續啟動的話，就變成「麻花捲」了

A-All right. Um, how about this. When-when Winnie the Pooh got his head stuck in the honey tree, his friends all grabbed onto him and pulled and pulled.

這樣好了，你們覺得怎麼樣，小熊維尼的「頭」卡在有蜂蜜的樹洞裏頭時，他的朋友抓住他，然後拉呀！拉啦！

You do what you want. I'm not touching another man's honey tree.

那你來吧！我才不要碰「那棵樹」咧！

All right, uh, forget pulling. How about we get an electric saw and cut it off?

好吧！那算了！不然，我們拿電鋸給它砍下去！怎樣？

What?! No saws! One circumcision was enough.

蝦米？電鋸 電鋸不要來！ 割包皮就很痛了（註：Howard 是猶太人，他們通常會受割禮）

How about an acetylene torch?

那不然用乙炔焊具囉？

Okay, I can't believe this needs to be said out loud. No pulling, no saws, no torches.

真不敢相信這還需要我解釋！用拉的、用鋸的、用焊炬，通通不行！

Well, then what do you want us to do?

那你到底想要我們怎麼做？

Howard, I made cookies for you and your little friends!

Howard，我特地做了點餅乾給你和朋友們

That's great, Mom, thanks!

太棒拉！ 媽咪，謝啦！

I'll bring them up with some Hawaiian Punch!

我等等和飲料一起拿到樓上去喔！

Don't come up here!

不要上來這裡！

Why not?! Are you ashamed of your mother?!

為什麼？你祖媽讓你很沒面子是不是？

Yes, but that's not the point! Get me out of here.

一直都是這樣，不過不是這個原因。快點把我帶離開這裡

You have any ideas, Raj?

Raj，你有好主意嗎？

Right now, all I can think about is cookies and Hawaiian Punch.

現在，我只想到餅乾和飲料而已

Okay, come on. Almost there.

很好！再往前，快到囉！

Don't tug.

不要硬拉！

No tugging. Next time, take your own advice.

沒在拉好嗎！ 不然下次你自己拿

Excuse me, could you help us out?

不好意思，可以請您協助嗎？

My, my, my. What do we have here?

你看看、你看看！這是甚麼東西？

I slipped and fell.

不過就是摔了一跤嘛！

Yeah, we get that a lot. What is this?

是啊，我們看多了，這是甚麼？

It's a robot arm.

一隻機器手

Where's the rest of the robot?

那剩下的機器人咧？

I only built the arm.

我只有組一隻機器手臂

Cause that's all you needed, right?

因為你只需要一隻手當女朋友對吧！

Can you please just help me?!

可以拜託請您幫幫忙嗎？

All right, all right. Hang on, stay calm.

好的，請耐心等候！

I need an orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.

我需要一個輪椅，這裡有一隻機器手抓住一個男子的小雞雞

You think you could be a little more discreet?

您就不能低調點嗎？

I'm sorry,we don't have a code for "Robot hand grasping a man's penis." Why is it hooked up to a computer?

抱歉，我們沒有「機器的手手在抓抓男子的雞雞」的代碼。為什麼還要拎個筆電呢？

Uh, it's what controls the arm.

痾，要來控制機器手腕的

But it's frozen.

但是，現在當機了

Did you try turning it off and back on again?

你們沒有先關機再重新開機嗎？

No, you see, it's more complicated than that. No, wait!

還沒，要是這麼簡單就好了！ 不要！

Winnie the Pooh is out of the honey tree.

小熊維尼的頭頭出來囉！

Now can we have cookies and Hawaiian Punch?

現在總算可以回去吃餅乾、喝飲料了吧！