"First week in our new flat, babe."

「這是我們在新居的第一週呢，親愛的。」

"Oooohh! Where's my poster gone?"

「喔喔喔！我的海報去哪裡了？」

"Oh, I thought this was better for the kitchen."

「噢，我想這幅畫比較適合放在廚房。」

"But you said you liked it!"

「但你說過你也喜歡那張海報的啊！」

"I did like... I love it... I love having something I love to look at when I'm getting the vacuum cleaner."

「我的確喜歡...我...我喜歡在拿吸塵器的時候可以看見我愛看的東西。」

"You put it in the cupboard?" "Yes."

「你把它放在櫥櫃裡了？」「對啊。」

"God, I'm hungry!"

「天啊，我好餓。」

"Jerry! You need to close the package after you've eaten the crackers. Otherwise they'll go stale. They're all stale now."

「傑瑞！你在吃完餅乾之後要把包裝封好啊，否則他們會潮掉的。他們現在全都潮了！」

"That is the point." "What?"

「這就是目的所在啊！」「你說什麼？」

"I like stale crackers. You know that. I hate crunchy food. It makes me feel sick."

「我喜歡吃潮掉的餅乾，這你知道的啊。我恨透了酥脆的食物，他們令我厭惡不已。」

"Well, it's the same with cereal. That's why I always leave the boxes open."

「麥片也是一樣的道理。這就是為什麼我總是把盒子打開。」

"What happened in here?" "What do you mean?"

「這裡發生了什麼事？」「什麼意思？」

"Where's everything?"

「所有的東西都去哪了？」

"Babe... this is who I am. I'm a creative. I can't help it."

「親愛的.....我就是這樣的人啊。我創意無限，我無法自拔。」

"You think you could try to help it?"

「你就不能試著控制一下嗎？」

"That's a bit unreasonable!"

「這有點強人所難啊。」

"Well... don't do that! Now I feel bad."

「嘿，別那樣做，我覺得很難受。」

"What are you doing?"

「你又在做什麼？」

"I always tidy to loud music."

「我在整理東西的時候總是邊大聲放音樂。」

"But I can't hear anything! What am I supposed to do?"

「但我什麼都聽不見啊！我又該怎麼辦呢？」

"Sorry, Tess... that's who I am!"

「抱歉泰絲，我就是這樣的人。」

"Tess! What are you doing?"

「泰絲！你在做什麼？」

"It's how I low esteem, Babe. It's who I am!"

「這是我表現沮喪的方式，親愛的。這就是我！」

[learning the art of compromise is]

學習妥協的藝術是......

[learning the art of compromise is the most romantic thing you'll ever do.]

學習妥協的藝術將會是你做過最浪漫的事。