Name: 斯蒂芬的三明治暗夜 (Stephen's Dark Night of the Sandwich)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:21:56.000Z
Duration: 7 min 14 s
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BUT BEFORE WE DO TONIGHT'S AGAIN, GREAT SHOW, I REALLY NEED

AND HERE'S WHY: I BELIEVE, THAT IF THERE IS ONE UNIVERSAL TRUTH

IN OUR CHAOTIC, RANDOM UNIVERSE, IT IS THIS: BREAKFAST IS THE

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) IF WE DON'T KNOW THAT, WHAT DO

I FREQUENTLY START MY MORNING WITH THE AMERICAN CLASSIC KNOWN

AS THE B.L.T. -- B-BACON, L-LETTUCE, T-TOMATO.

LET ME TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED -- AND THIS IS TRUE -- I ORDERED A

B.L.T. FOR BREAKFAST FROM A LOCAL DELI, AND I ASKED FOR IT

THE SAME WAY I ALWAYS DO, WITH EXTRA TOMATO.

I FIND TOMATO REALLY COMPLEMENTS THE TASTE OF THE BACON AND THE

PLUS, TOMATO IS LOADED WITH POTASSIUM, WHICH IS ESSENTIAL

BUT THIS MORNING'S B.L.T. SHOOK ME TO MY CORE, OR WHAT WOULD BE

MY CORE IF I DID NOT HAVE B.L.T.S FOR BREAKFAST.

JIMMY, CAN WE PUT UP A PICTURE OF THE ME WITH THE ACTUAL B.L.T.

BUT WHERE THE HELL IS THE "T?" WHERE IS MY TOMATO?!

AND A B.L.T. WITHOUT THE "T" IS JUST B.L., IT'S "BLEH!"

THE STANDARD FOR A B.L.T., THEN WHAT DID WE FIGHT AT LEXINGTON

JUST RIP THE CONSTITUTION OFF THE STATUE OF LIBERTY AND ERASE

THE MAP ON THE BACK, BECAUSE THE AMERICAN EXPERIMENT HAS FAILED!

DESPITE THE TRAUMA I HAVE EXPERIENCED WITH MY SANDWICH,

BUT TRUMP ISN'T THE ONLY ONE ACCUSING CRUZ OF BLEEDING RED,

AND YET, LET ME REMIND YOU WHAT MY SANDWICH LOOKED LIKE?

UP -- YOU KNOW, IN CASE I NEEDED IT FOR THE TRIAL AT THE HAGUE.

GO -- THE LACK OF TOMATO ISN'T JUST AN INSULT TO CENTURIES OF

B.L.T. CRAFTSMEN WHO DIED TOASTING BREAD AT GETTYSBURG,

HOPE YOU DON'T WANT A B.L.T., WE'RE IN A BIT OF A CRISIS NOW.

>> Stephen: MM-HMM, B., L. -- WHAT WAS THE LAST ONE?

CAN YOU IDENTIFY THE INITIALS ASSOCIATED WITH THE INGREDIENTS

>> Stephen: I PAID EQUAL AMOUNT OF MONEY FOR THE

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斯蒂芬的三明治暗夜 (Stephen's Dark Night of the Sandwich)

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