He invited me to the school dance.

他邀請我去學校舞會

What a bimbo.

真瞎

Seriously hot though.

但真的很性感

I know boy-girl friendships can be quite complicated sometimes.

我知道男女關係有時候很複雜的

Boobs 'au naturel' or pushed up?

胸部要自然一點還是集中托高？

Is it for dancing, or is it...or is it...um?

妳的目的是單純跳舞還是… 呃？

Wanker!

傻子！

Alex! Thank god where are you?

艾立克斯！感謝老天，你人在哪？

I'm on my way out!

我在出去的路上！

No wait! You've got to help me, there's been an accident.

等等！你一定要幫我，發生了一個意外

Can we just talk about this later?

我們可以等等再談嗎？

No, I mean there was an accident, um with the thing with Greg.

不，我是說我出事了，就是我跟格雷格之間的那檔事

You need to be really clear!

你要再更清楚一點！

And really precise!

然後更精準一點！

The condom!

保險套！

Came off inside my vagina and at present I am unable to locate it.

掉在我陰道裡然後我現在不知道它掉在哪裡

That's way more information than I needed...

這比我需要的資訊多太多了...

I've got news...

我有事要說...

Me too.

我也是

Scholarship to Harvard!

哈佛的獎學金！

Well.... Well come on, you're coming too...

嗯... 不要這樣，你也會一起來...

Right?

對吧？

Now what's your news?

那你的消息是什麼？

You might as well just kill yourself now. I can sort the drugs?

你也可以現在就自殺，藥的部分我可以幫你處理？

Keep in touch, ok?

保持聯絡，好嗎？

We're getting married!

我們要結婚了！

Congratulations..!

恭喜...！

You told me to come here! It wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for you!

你要我來的！如果不是妳這根本不會發生！

Thank you!

謝謝妳！

It is so great having you as a friend.

有妳當朋友真好

Every time something goes wrong in my life,

每次我人生遭遇挫折

all I gotta do is look at yours and it puts everything into perspective.

我只要看看你的人生就覺得一切都變美好了

It was no ordinary friendship.

這不是一般的友情

We were inseparable.

我們是不可分離的

Constantly being separated.

一直被分隔開的

I have realized that...

我已經了解到...

No matter where you are,

不管你在哪

or who you're with,

或與誰在一起

I will always,

我會永遠地

truly,

真實地

completely,

完全地

love you.

愛你

You're looking way too hot right now Rosie!

蘿西妳現在看起來實在是太辣了！