they're probably my age, right?

呃他們大概跟我同齡吧？

(whispers) They're not!

(嘀咕) 才怪！

(jazzy music)

(爵士樂)

- So, we've all heard the term black don't crack.

我們都聽過「黑人不會起裂紋」的說法。

but have you ever heard of the term Asian don't raisin?

但你們有聽過「亞洲人不會長皺紋」這句嗎？

Well, I asked some of my coworkers to guess the ages of some

我問了我一些同事，讓他們猜猜一些亞裔明星

Asian celebrities to find out if, indeed,

的年紀。來看看是不是真的

Asian does not raisin.

亞洲人都不顯老。

- Oh, she's pretty!

喔！她真美！

- Is she really 42?

她真的42歲？

- I don't know.

不知道欸。

Maybe, like 42.

也許42歲吧。

(bell dings)

(叮噹叮)

What?

蛤？

- What?

什麼！

- The woman is almost 50?

這女的快50了？

Holy crap!

天啊！

- She's definitely 28.

她一定28歲

Look how nice and white her teeth are.

看看她的牙齒多麼美麗亮白。

Okay, all these choices are older than that.

好喔這些選項都比28歲老。

- 45, no, 35!

45,不,35歲！

She looks young, look at those eyes.

她看起來很年輕吶，看看那雙眼！

(bell dings)

(叮噹叮)

I almost guessed 45 and then I second guessed myself.

我幾乎猜45歲，然後就懷疑了自己。

Wow!

哇！

- It's like the new 29.

這像是現代的29歲。

- Ageless.

老不了。

She could be any age she wants to be.

她想要當幾歲就幾歲吧。

- 27, maybe?

27歲...吧？

- She's 27.

她27歲。

(bell dings)

叮噹叮

- Why am I 10 years off every single time?

為啥每次我猜的都差了10歲？

That's not fair.

這不公平啊！

- Man, I hope I look this good in a few years.

喔，希望之後幾年我看起來能這樣好。

- Ooh, he handsome.

喔嗚，他好帥。

Oh, daddy like.

挖嗚，爹地貌。

- He's gotta be a 30 year old, right?

他一定才30歲，對吧？

- Is he 50?

他50歲嗎？

Is this gonna mess me up cause he's actually 50?

這在整我嗎？他會真的50歲？

(bell dings)

叮噹叮

- What are they feeding everyone these days?

他們這年頭到底被餵食了什麼呀！

- This person is not 40.

這個人不是40歲。

- She is 19!

她19歲！

I just looked at it for two seconds.

我只用了兩秒。

There's no way she is any of the other ages.

她肯定不是落在其他的歲數。

- 19.

19歲

- I'm gonna go for 19.

我選19歲。

First choice, that's what I thought.

我第一個選擇就19歲。

(bell dings)

叮噹叮

(laughing)

啊哈哈

- What?

什麼？

- People bring back face masks when they visit Korea.

人們把面膜從韓國帶回來。

This is why.

這就是原因啊。

- All right.

好喔

I think you're making it up.

我覺得你們在造假！

I think this is all a lie.

這全部是個謊言。

- He's very handsome.

他很帥。

He looks great in the suit.

他穿西裝很好看。

- Because I've been really wrong the whole time,

因為我一直猜錯，

I'm gonna guess 50, even though I don't think he looks 50.

我猜他50歲，雖然我不覺得他像50歲。

- 38, with confidence.

38歲，超有把握。

(bell dings)

叮噹叮

- The only reason I got it right is because I didn't think

我會猜對只是因為我不認為

he was 38, but I didn't think he was 50.

他是38歲，但也不覺得他是50歲。

There was no 40 option.

但卻沒有40歲的選項。

I would've been very easily fooled.

否則我早就被騙了。

- Goals, right here.

這我目標啦。

- I gotta find out what he's in, cause he's kinda my type.

我得查查他是做啥的，因為他是我的菜。

- Black don't crack.

黑人不會起裂紋。

Asian don't raisin.

亞洲人不會長皺紋。

It is what it is, you know.

真的是這樣啊唉。

- So, enjoy it, because I certainly am.

享受它吧，我樂在其中呢。