字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 ON LAST NIGHT'S SHOW WE TALKED ABOUT THE CLIMATE SUMMIT IN PARIS AND HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO THE FUTURE OF MAN KIND. BUT NOW I KNOW WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING MUCH MORE DANGEROUS. >> WE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT TO MAN KIND FROM GLOBAL WARMING. YOU KNOW, GRADUALLY IN THE FUTURE, WHAT ABOUT WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU SAW THOSE AMAZON DRONES DELIVERING THE PROTOTYPES, DELIVERING GOODS TO PEOPLE'S HOMES. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ISIS GETS A DRONE AND PUTS A BOMB ON IT AND FLIES IT SOME PLACE. >> Trevor: YEAH, YEAH. WHY TALK ABOUT THE REAL THING THAT COULD GRADUALLY DESTROY CIVILIZATION OVER TIME WHEN WE COULD BE TALKING ABOUT THE MORE IMMEDIATE THING THAT I'M MAKING UP RIGHT NOW. I'M SORRY, ISIS BOMBS ON AMAZON DRONES? OH, AND EVEN WORSE WHAT IF ISIS GETS THEIR HANDS ON AN AMAZON PRIME ACCOUNT. OH, IT WILL BE FREE-TWO-DAY SHIPPING ON BOMBS IN NEW YORK, SAME DAY. ADD TO CART. PEOPLE ARE RIGHT, WE SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT ISIS. THEY'RE THE WORLD'S MOST FEARED TERRORISTS AND EVEN WORSE THEY HAVE RUINED THE REPUTATION OF LEMON ISIS WHOSE ONLY GOAL IS TO SPREAD FROSTY TART DESSERTS ACROSS THE MIDDLE EASTED. AND FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH, ISIS IS GETTING PLENTY OF NEW ATTENTION. >> MORE U.S. SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCES ARE NOW HEADING TO IRAQ AND TO SYRIA. >> IN FULL COORDINATION IN THE GOVERNMENT OF IRAQ WE'RE DEPLOYING AN SPECIALIZED EXPEDITIONARY TARGETING FORCE TO ASSIST IRAQI AND KURDISH PESHMERGA FORCES AND PUT EVEN MORE PRESSURE ON ISIL. >> Trevor: YES, THE U.S. IS GOING AFTER ISIS IN FULL COORDINATION WITH THE GOVERNMENT OF IRAQ. THAT'S KIND OF KEY HERE. YOU CAN'T REMOVE A TOXIC ELEMENT WITHOUT THE FULL COOPERATION OF THE BODY IT'S INFECTING. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MY APPENDIX! YOU WERE THE ISIS OF MY DIE GUESS TIFF SYSTEM. I WILL TELL YOU WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THIS PLAN. FULL COORDINATION WITH THE GOVERNMENT OF IRAQ. THAT SEEMS LIKE THE MOST IMPORTANT PART OF THE WHOLE OPERATION BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT, I DON'T THINK I'D DO THIS. >> IRAQ PRIME MINISTER HAIDER AL ABADI SAID HIS FORCES WERE CAPABLE OF DEFEATING ISIS WITHOUT THE HELP OF FOREIGN COMBAT TROOPS. >> ANY FOREIGN FORCE WHICH ENTERS IRAQ WILL BE VIEWED AS AN INVADING FORCE. >> Trevor: AH! SEE, I ALWAYS KNEW THE INVASION OF IRAQ WOULD ONE DAY COME BACK TO BITE THE U.S. I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT. SO IRAQ HAS DECIDED THAT THEY CAN TAKE ON ISIS BY THEMSELVES. AND THEY'RE NOT GOING TO BE THE ONLY ONES TRYING TO BE THE ONLY ONES. >> ANONYMOUS, THE HACKTIVIST GROUP SHROUDED IN SECRECY, HAS DECLARED WAR ON ISIS FOLLOWING THE ATTACKS IN PARIS. >> THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ISIS. YOU HAVE REACHED A LIMIT. >> Trevor: OH, SNAP. YOU HAVE REACHED YOUR LIMIT, ISIS. YOUR FREE VERSION OF TERRORISM HAS EXPIRED. IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO PAY FOR THE PRO VERSION. COME ON, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT ISIS HERE. HOW EFFECTIVE CAN ANONYMOUS BE. >> MORE THAN 20,000 TWITTER ACCOUNTS BELONGING TO ISIS WERE JUST TAKEN DOWN BY ANONYMOUS. ISIS, WE WILL HUNT YOU, TAKE DOWN YOUR SITES, ACCOUNTS, AN E-MAILS AND EXPOSE YOU. >> Trevor: I HAVE A PARTICULAR SET OF SKILLS. WE WILL HUNT YOU DOWN. WE WILL FIND YOU. AND WE WILL MAKE YOU-- MOM! I'M RECORDING A MESSAGE FOR ISIS! BRING THE POP TARTS DOWN HERE! COME ON! HEY, ANONYMOUS, I WAS JUST JOKE BEING THE POP TART THING. YOU GUYS SEEM LIKE VERY NICE HACKERS, PLEASE DON'T HACK ME AND DESTROY MY LIFE. (LAUGHTER) BY THE WAY, IF YOU ARE A CELEBRITY, NOW SAY GREAT TIME TO TAKE SOME BATHROOM NUDES BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE ALL THE TOP HACKERS ARE BUSY WITH THIS ISIS THING. >> THERE'S ANOTHER TECHICALLY SOPHISTICATED GROUP FIGHTING AN ONLINE WAR WITH ISIS. THEY CALL THEMSELVES GHOST SECURITY GROUP. IT'S LEADERS AN EX-ANONYMOUS MEMBER, A MAN WHO CALLS HIMSELF DIGITA SHADOW. >> MY ONLINE NAME IS DIGITA SHADOW. >> Trevor: LOOK, DIGITA SHADOW. IF YOU WANT TO SCARE ISIS, MAYBE DON'T PICK A NAME THAT LOOSELY TRANSLATES TO SHADOW FINGERS. >> 'TIS I, SHADOW FINGERS. I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A DOG AND DESTROY YOU, BONNY ISIS. OH NO, HE'S GETTING AWAY! JUST A LIGHTHEARTED JOKE, MR. SHADOW, SIR, I'M A HUGE FAN OF YOUR HACKING. YOU HOLD ALL THE POWER IN THIS RELATIONSHIP. PLEASE DON'T DOXX ME AND DESTROY MY LIFE. NOW UNFORTUNATELY WE CAN'T ONLY DEAL WITH ISIS ONLINE. IT'S NOT LIKE EVERY OTHER ASPECT OF OUR LIVES. AND THANKFULLY THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE OFFERING PRACTICAL SOLUTIONS. >> THE NATION'S LARGEST POLICE UNION IS PUSHING FOR SOME NFL FANS TO BE ALLOWED TO CARRY CONCEALED WEAPONS IN STADIUMS. >> THE LETTER CITED THE RECENT ATTACKS IN A SOCCER STADIUM IN PARIS SAYING ON DUTY POLICE OFFICERS MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FIND AND NEUTRALIZE EVERY POTENTIAL THREAT. >> Trevor: OH, YEAH, ARMING FOOTBALL FANS. WHO LOOKED AT A STADIUM FILLED WITH DRUNK DUDES SCREAMING AT ATHLETES AND THINKS, YOU KNOW WHAT THESE GUYS NEED? GUNS. YEAH, YEAH. YOU REALLY WANT GUNS FOR THESE EAGLE FANS WHO USE SNOW AS A WEAPON, REALLY? THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT? YOU WANT THEM TO GET SNOW. THEY USE SNOW, YOU KNOW THAT PEACEFUL SUBSTANCE, THAT ALMOST WATER, YEAH, YEAH. AND YOU WANT THEM TO HAVE GUNS AT GAMES NOW, THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING? SORRY, EAGLES FANS, THAT YOU ARE EAGLES FANS. (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) POLICE, I GET THE SENTIMENTS. BUT SOMETIMES THE COPS CAN'T HELP. AN WHEN THAT HAPPENS, YOU HAVE TO TURN TO SOMEBODY ELSE FOR A LITTLE PROTECTION. >> ISIS HAS A BRAND NEW OPPONENT, THE NEW YORK MAFIA. >> THE SON OF NOTORIOUS MOB FRANCESCO GAMBINO SAYS THEY CAN PROTECT AMERICA BETTER THAN THE COPS. >> Trevor: I LOVE THE IDEA THAT THE MOB IS GOING TO PROTECT AMERICA FROM ISIS. YOU CAN IMAGINE THOSE GUYS? "HEY, ISIS, YOU GOT A NICE BURGEOING CALIPHATE HERE. WOULDN'T IT BE ASHAME IF SOMETHING WOULD HAPPEN TO IT, CAPISCE?" APPARENTLY THERE WAS AN ARTICLE IN "THE NEW YORK POST" THAT CLAIMED THAT THE MAFIA CLAIMED WAR ON ISIS AND GAMBINO WENT ON FOX TO DISCUSS IT. >> THERE WAS AN ARTICLE ON "THE NEW YORK POST," MOST OF IT IS BULLSHIT. >> JUST AS A REMINDER, WE HAVE KIDS WATCHING, PLEASE WATCH THE LANGUAGE THIS MORNING. >> OH, YEAH, YEAH, NO PROBLEM. >> Trevor: OH, YEAH, YEAH, THE KIDS. I CAN'T BELIEVE I [BLEEP] OH, I'M SUCH A [BLEEP] OH, SHIT I KEEP -- HEY, MR. GAMBINO, I'M SO [BLEEP] SORRY. OKAY, MR. GAMBINO, SO THE BIG QUESTION IS WHAT DOES THE MAFIA HAVE TO DO WITH ISIS? AND PLEASE MAKE IT BULLSHIT. >> THE BIRTH OF THE MAFIA WAS THE LATE 1200. AND TO PROTECT ITS CITIZENS AND THERE WAS AN EVIL EMPIRE JUST LIKE ISIS, JUST LIKE ISIS. >> Trevor: I SEE, HE'S DESCRIBING ANOTHER SPLINTER GROUP, ITALIAN ISIS. (LAUGHTER) YOU SEE, THE GREAT THING IN THIS SITUATION IS THAT YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO BE A PART OF AN ORGANIZATION TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE. ANYONE CAN STEP UP TO FIGHT ISIS NO MATTER HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW ABOUT THEM OR HOW RACIST YOU ARE. >> IN TEXAS OVER THE WEEKEND A GROUP OF PROTESTORS, SOME OF THEM ARMED, LINED UP OUTSIDE A MOSQUE IN IRVING. SOME OF THE DEMONSTRATORS HELD SIGNS READING STOP THE ISLAMIZATION OF AMERICA. WORSHIPERS WERE URGED TO STEER CLEAR OF THE GROUP. >> WE ARE HERE PROTESTING SYRIAN REFUGEES COMING TO AMERICA. PROTESTING THE ISLAMIZATION OF AMERICA. >> Trevor: WOW. I FEEL SO BAD FOR THESE SYRIAN REFUGEES, CAN YOU IMAGINE FLEEING OVER 7,000 MILES TO GET AWAY FROM THIS GUY AND YOU FINALLY MAKE IT TO AMERICA AND THE FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU ARRIVE AT YOUR NEW MOSQUE IS THIS GUY. THEY MUST BE A LITTLE BIT LIKE BUGS BUNNY, NO MATTER HOW FAR THEY TRAVEL THERE IS ALWAYS AN IDIOT WITH A BIG GUN TRYING TO HUNT THEM DOWN.
B1 中級 每日秀--打擊ISIS的鬥爭 (The Daily Show - The Fight Against ISIS) 36 4 VoiceTube 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日 更多分享 分享 收藏 回報 影片單字