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  • >> Jon: HEY, THAT'S OUR SHOW!

  • JOIN US TOMORROW NIGHT AT 11:00.

  • NOW, I WOULD IMAGINE AS THIS SHOW IS AIRING, THERE MAY BE

  • INFORMATION OUT THERE RIGHT NOW THAT THE AUDIENCE MIGHT NOT

  • BE AWARE OF, SO I WILL JUST TELL YOU.

  • DOUG HERZOG AND MICHELLE GAINLESS OF COMEDY CENTRAL GAVE

  • ME AN INCREDIBLE OPPORTUNITY 17 YEARS AGO TO PILOT

  • THIS WONDERFUL FRANCHISE.

  • AND I -- 17 YEARS IS THE LONGEST I HAVE EVER IN MY LIFE HELD

  • A JOB BY 16 YEARS AND 5 MONTHS.

  • (CHEERING) THANK YOU!

  • THE UPSHOT THERE BEING, I AM A TERRIBLE EMPLOYEE.

  • BUT IN MY HEART, I KNOW, IT IS TIME FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO HAVE

  • THAT OPPORTUNITY.

  • (AUDIENCE REACTS) NO!

  • NO!

  • I TOLD YOU THEY DIDN'T KNOW.

  • YOU PROBABLY KNOW.

  • NOT RIGHT AWAY.

  • IT'S GOING TO BE -- YOU KNOW, WE'RE STILL WORKING OUT DETAILS.

  • I'M UP IN SEPTEMBER.

  • MIGHT BE AROUND THEN, MIGHT BE DECEMBER, MIGHT BE JULY, WE'RE

  • STILL WORKING OUT DETAILS.

  • I DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIFIC PLANS.

  • GOT A LOT OF IDEAS.

  • I GOT A LOT OF THINGS IN MY HEAD.

  • I'M GOING TO HAVE DINNER ON A SCHOOL NIGHT WITH MY FAMILY, WHO

  • I HAVE HEARD FROM MULTIPLE SOURCES ARE LOVELY PEOPLE.

  • (LAUGHTER) YOU KNOW, I'M NOT GOING TO BE

  • HERE AND TRY AND SUM UP WHAT THIS PLACE HAS MEANT TO ME OVER

  • THE YEARS, BUT I COULDN'T DO THAT AND WE HAVE PLENTY OF TIME

  • AND I'VE GOT A MYRIAD OF PEOPLE TO THANK AND WE'LL GET TO THAT

  • OVER TIME.

  • I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE TOMORROW.

  • BUT THIS SHOW DOESN'T DESERVE AN EVEN SLIGHTLY RESTLESS HOST AND

  • NEITHER DO YOU.

  • I DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO MISS BEING ON TELEVISION EVERY DAY.

  • I'M GOING TO MISS COMING HERE EVERY DAY.

  • AND THIS IS WHERE -- I LOVE THE PEOPLE HERE.

  • THEY'RE THE BEST.

  • THEY'RE CREATIVE AND COLLABORATIVE AND KIND.

  • AND THAT'S ALLITERATIVE BUT IT'S CHEATING BECAUSE IT'S A K,

  • BUT YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M SAYING.

  • THEY'RE -- I LOVE THEM AND RESPECT THEM SO MUCH.

  • >> WE LOVE YOU, JON!

  • >> Jon: YEAH!

  • (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ANYWAY!

  • ARRRRR! WHAT IS THIS FLUID?

  • WHAT ARE THESE FEELINGS?

  • FRANKENSTEIN ANGRY!

  • (APPLAUSE) IT'S BEEN AN ABSOLUTE PRIVILEGE,

  • IT'S BEEN THE HONOR OF MY PROFESSIONAL LIFE.

  • I THANK YOU FOR WATCHING IT, FOR HATING WATCHING IT.

  • WHATEVER REASON YOU ARE TUNING IN FOR, YOU GET IN THIS

  • BUSINESS WITH THE IDEA THAT MAYBE YOU HAVE A POINT OF VIEW

  • AND SOMETHING TO EXPRESS AND TO RECEIVE FEEDBACK FROM THAT IS

  • THE GREATEST FEELING YOU COULD ASK FOR, AND I THANK YOU.

>> Jon: HEY, THAT'S OUR SHOW!

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