字幕列表 影片播放 列印所有字幕 列印翻譯字幕 列印英文字幕 Hello there I'm John Oliver 大家好我是John Oliver host of last week tonight Last Week Tonight的主持人 and we're off this week for the fourth of July 因為七月四號的關係我們這禮拜休假 but I wanted to make a video 但我還是想拍個影片 to wish everyone a happy independence day 來祝福大家有一個美好的國慶日 or they call it where I'm from July the fourth and that's it 或是我的國家稱之為七月的第四天 I do hope you have a great day of resting , barbecuing 希望你們都能在這天好好的休息,烤肉 and preparing to explain your weird tan lines to your coworkers on Tuesday 和在星期二的時候,向同事解釋你怪異的曬痕 I fell asleep outside with my hat on backwards 我在外面睡著了而且我還反戴我的帽子 and now my forehead looks like a sunset 所以我的額頭現在看起來像日落 I just like to take a quick moment 我只是想要快速的 to remind you of what's you're missing out on by celebrating your independence 提醒你們你還錯過了什麼 by celebrating your independence 在你慶祝國慶日的同時 because as you know since 1776 就如同你們所知道的,從1776年開始 you've done very well as a nation 你們獨立變成了一個國家,這很棒 but it might be worth thinking about 但很值得發人省思的是 just a handful of things that you gave up 你們放棄了少部分的事 when kicking Britain on ceremoniously out of this country 當你們隆重的把英國踢出你們的國家 because first there's the matter of your accents 第一,關於你們的發音 these beautiful vowel sounds could have been yours 我們發出的這美麗的母音,原本你們也該要會的 but instead from sea to shining sea 但是整個美國 you speak like you just burn your tongue on a hot apple pie 你們的口音聽起來像你們在吃蘋果派的時候燙到舌頭 you are also missing out on bowler hats 你們也錯過了圓頂禮帽 which are prefect for dressing your head 他們是很棒的裝飾髮型的東西 like an circumcised velvet penis 像一個行過割禮的男性生殖器 and that is not even mentioning all the cuisine that you lost 還沒提到你們錯過的美食 for example 舉例來說 meat pies which a lot like British people themselves 肉派,就很像英國人自己 a hardened outer layer gives the impression of composure 堅硬的外層給人沉穩的印象 but under the surface is just a hot mess 但表面下簡直是一團亂 but the thing that American are really missing out on is pessimism 但說真的,美國人真正缺乏的是悲觀主義 Americans are optimistic people 美國人是樂觀的民族 who believe the sky is the limit 相信天空就是極限 whereas in Britain we are painfully aware of our limits 反之,英國人費力地察覺自己的極限 in fact just look at the British sky itself 事實上,看看英國的天空 even the sun is incapable of asserting itself there 就連太陽也沒辦法穿透那長年烏雲密布的天空啊 British people never make the mistake on developing self esteem 英國人從不在建立自尊上犯錯 because no matter what we achieved deep down 因為無論我們再怎麼發展 we know we'll never be as good as the queen 永遠也無法像女王那樣強大 which is to say 我的意思是說 an elderly woman who frowns for a living 一個靠著皺眉維生的老女人,還能指望什麼呢? so just take a moment on this 所以今年7月4號,我們 July the fourth to think about 花一些時間回顧一下 all that you left behind 你錯過了哪些東西 and I think you'll realize 我相信你會慢慢明白 honestly you're probably way better of the way the things are 事情其實可能發展得比你想像中來得好 thank you so much for watching this 謝謝你們觀看這個影片 I do enjoy your holiday 我很享受國慶日 we'll be back on HBO 我們會再回來HBO的 with a new episode on July twenty forth 到時候在七月二十四號會有一個新的影片
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