But I thought tonight we'd switch it up a little bit

不過今晚我想來點不一樣的

and tell a story together.

我們一起來講故事

That's right. It's a new game called "three-word stories."

沒錯，這個新遊戲叫「三個字故事」

Here we go!

來吧！

Now, here's how it goes, here's how it works, we're gonna take turns, telling a story three words at a time

現在我們要輪流講故事，但一次只能講三個單字

For example

比如說

I would say, "Yesterday I went"

我可能會說：「昨天我去」

To the store.

一間商店

Exactly. There you go.

沒錯，開始吧！

Now here's the catch, I'm gonna take a card from this deck.

現在來說規則，我會從這疊卡片裡抽出一張

It has a word on it that you've never seen, I've never seen

上面會有一個你不知道的字，我也不知道

My goal is to get you to say this word

我的目標是讓你猜出這個字

So I'll try to steer the conversation that way

所以我會把對話導引到這個方向

Okay.

好

Alright, let's try it.

好來試試看吧

Audience can think and see. Oh gosh...

觀眾可以看到這個字。喔天啊

(Mystery Word: unicorn)

（神秘字：獨角獸）

In a land

在一個地方

far far away

很遙遠

magical horses exist

存在魔法馬

like... unicorns?

像是... 獨角獸？

Yeah!

耶！

This is good

這太棒了

We're actually very good at this. Alright, good. Now you go. You try to steer it.

我們還真擅長這個。很好，太棒了，現在換你。你來引導

That's good, three-word stories.

很棒的三個字故事

I did well, that was a good one.

我做的真好，那個故事很棒

(Mystery Word: Booty)

（神秘字：屁股）

You've got to shake

你要搖擺

Shake it off

盡情的搖

Shake the shake

繼續搖

Yes, you must

是的你必須

at the top

到頂端

Oh no that's too difficult. Of the pops

噢這太難了。在泡泡上

I'll start again

我重來

Okay, you go.

好，開始

A beautiful big

一個大又漂亮的

I just motivate them lot to get... to make you guess the word

我一直刺激他們，就為了讓你猜出那個字

Kim Kardashian's butt?

金‧卡黛珊的屁股？

Makes lots of

賺了很多....

Oh, we're going a long way to hopefully come back again. I don't know where we are now

噢我們可以從剛剛的地方開始嗎

money for Kanye?

給 Kanye 的錢？

I don't know I...

我不知道 我...

Another word... oh sorry no

別的說法... 噢抱歉不是

Money

錢

is also

也是

BOOTY!

屁股！(booty有戰利品之意)

Yes! You're the best! Oh my God

對！你最棒了！我的天啊

Three-word stories! Benedict Cumberbatch!

三個字故事！班尼狄克！