we thought today we'd ask everyone whether they're dating Miley Cyrus. A bit of investigative work.

I, fortunately, am not dating Miley Cyrus.

I think Douglas is though. Definitely. He definitely is.

-Really? -Definitely.

Have you seen him texting?

He told me.

-He didn't. -He did.

What did he say?

He said he's dating her.

-No. -Yeah.

Have they been twerking all night long?

There has been a lot of twerking, private twerking.

Mmmhmm.

Very interesting.

Don't judge, you know.

As long as they're happy.

I love Miley Cyrus.

So does he, by the way.

Did he tell you that? I'm sure he didn't tell you that because it's absolutely not true.

No, she's a friend of mine. I worked with her awhile ago, and I think I had dinner with

about eight other friends with her in LA, and that somehow means we're dating, which

we're definitely not. She's lovely, and she's a friend.

I can see how that could happen. Yeah.