(horse neighs)

（馬啼聲）

(whooshing)

（嗖嗖聲）

What up

最近怎麼樣

It's your girl, Superwoman.

就是你，女超人

I legit feel like it's been forever.

我認真覺得已經有好久

Forever ever, forever ever, forever ever.

好久、好久、好久

Since I've done a Parents React video,

自從我上一部爸媽反應的影片

and you all been requesting for so long,

而你們又很期待很久

so I decided today to react to a video

所以我決定今天做一部反應影片

you have been asking me to react to

你們要求我做的

since the beginning of time.

自從一開始

I'm talking about, you know like evolution picture,

我說的是，你們知道的那種演化圖

when it's like with monkey, ape, neanderthal, human,

從一隻猴子、猿、尼安德特人、人類

like since the beginning of that picture,

像是那張圖的最一開始

the see creature， that neanderthal, this version.

海洋生物、那個尼安德特人，的那個版本

Since then, you all been requesting this.

從那個時候，你們就要求了這個

So, I hope you enjoy my parents reacting

所以，我希望你們都享受我父母的反應

to Fifth Harmony's Work From Home.

針對五佳人的為愛打拚

Why am I on my tippy toes?

為什麼我要墊著腳尖？

I could just adjust the tripod.

我可以調整三角架就好了

That calf workout though.

在練小腿肌啦

The first time I saw this video,

我第一次看這部影片的時候

I knew my parents would have a lot to say.

我就知道我父母會有很多話想說

Check it out.

來看看吧

Hello.

哈囉

I'm very short.

我很矮

So long!

好久不見！

How you are?

你怎麼樣？

Kids okay?

孩子還好嗎？

Sister?

姊姊？

Brother?

哥哥？

Mother?

媽媽？

Father?

爸爸？

Neighbor?

鄰居？

Neighbor's brother?

鄰居的哥哥？

Everybody good?

大家都好嗎？

Good.

好

It been so long, right?

過了好久，對吧？

A little bit nervous, like I'm know.

有點緊張，我知道

I'm shy, little bit shy.

我很害羞，有點害羞

Hello.

哈囉

Today, we reacting to Spice Girls.

今天我們要反應辣妹的影片

Huh?

蛤？

(hiccup)

（打嗝）

Hiccup.

打嗝

Backstreet Boy.

新好男孩

No, what, huh?

不是，什麼，蛤？

Fifth Harmony.

五佳人

Good, good.

很好，很好

Not the second, not third, not fourth.

不是第二、不是第三、不是第四

Fifth.

第五

Fifth Harmony?

第五佳人？

Fifth, I’ve never...

第五，我從來不知道...

Number five in harmony.

排名第五的和聲

I understand.

我知道了

Destiny Child.

真命天女

They doing song Work From Home.

她們有一首歌叫為愛打拚

Work, work, oh the Rihanna.

工作、工作，噢雷哈娜

No no, Iggy, Iggy.

不是、不是，是伊琪、伊琪

Huh?

蛤？

Another song with work, huh?

另外一首關於工作的歌，蛤？

It is a bloody musical, this exam season.

天殺的音樂，現在是考試季節

What the bloody hell happening?

到底發生什麼事了？

You know, for kids that don't do any work,

你知道的，那些不做任何工作的孩子

you have a lot of song called "work."

你們有很多首叫做工作的歌

Work.

工作

Work.

工作

Work.

打拼

Work From Home.

在家工作

I this song going to be about doing housework.

我覺得這首歌是在講關於做家事

Okay, I think it's going to be very good song, I think,

Ok，我覺得這會是一首很好的歌，我想

with work from home, do broom, do mop, do dishes, no?

在家工作，掃地、拖地、洗碗

You know, in my expert opinion, I think Work From Home

你知道的，在我專業的判斷，我覺得在家工作

going to be a beautiful story

會是一個美麗的故事

about calling in sick for work.

關於打電話請病假

You see, picking up garbage, house work, you see?

你看，倒垃圾、家事，你看到了嗎？

("Work From Home" by Fifth Harmony)

（「為愛打拚」五佳人）

Okay, hello.

Ok，哈囉

Maybe garbage man.

或許他是清道夫

This look like me, I think.

他超像我的，我想

I say, "Oh I'm in this video, look."

我說「噢，我在這支影片裡，看。」

All your legs showing with your pant too low.

你的褲子低到露了你全部的腿

She don't worry about nothing.

她沒有任何煩惱

Nada.

沒有

What, what, Lilly?

什麼，什麼，莉莉？

Lilly, oh okay.

莉莉，噢，Ok

That's very big arm he have,

他有超大的手臂

like a Hulkamania Hulk over here.

像是一隻綠巨人在那裡

They do housework outside, gardening.

他們在外面做家事，造園

Okay, look, Rihanna.

Ok，你看，雷哈娜

I told you Rihanna.

我就跟你說是雷哈娜

You said Rihanna no sing this song.

你還跟我說雷哈娜沒有唱這首歌

Multiculturalism, yay.

多元文化，對

Go Riri, go Riri.

去吧 RiRi，去吧 RiRi

Yum, Liam Hemsworth.

對，連恩·漢斯沃

No explanation.

不用解釋

Okay, I don't like this one.

Ok，我不喜歡這個

Why you doing like this?

為什麼你要這樣？

Oh.

噢

Very big muscle.

超大肌肉

Okay, I like this one.

Ok，我喜歡這個

They do housework.

他們會做家事

School work, study work, garden work.

學校功課、讀書、園藝工作

This how you brick house, like this.

你是這樣蓋房子的嗎，像這樣

All of a sudden, oh house.

突然就，噢，房子

Don't do like Miley, please.

請不要跟麥莉一樣，求你了

I don't know. I think they're recording me for this video.

我覺得他們這支影片就是幫我錄的

This look same, body double, same same, I think.

這個跟我的身體長的一模一樣，我覺得

What's happening here?

這裏發生什麼事了？

You building home or you building baby?

你在造房子還是製造嬰兒啊？

Stop.

停

Oh, you know what?

噢，你知道嗎？

Other day, I was gardening outside.

有一天我在外面除草

They probably did secret camera, GoProing on me.

他們大概是裝了秘密攝影機，用GoPro 偷拍我

This, I look same, just like, I am this handsome.

這個，我跟他一樣，就像，我就是這麼帥

Okay, I don't like she doing all this thing.

Ok，我不喜歡她一直這樣

♫ He's on the night shift ♫♫

他正在上夜班

Night shift.

夜班

He probably working security guard somewhere.

他大概是某處的警衛

Oh, he's very handsome.

噢，他很帥

Workers look like this these days?

現在的工人都長這樣？

I think our house needs some renovation, Manjeet.

我覺得我們家應該需要一些新裝潢了，曼吉特

They in construction zone.

他們在施工區

They not wearing hard hat.

他們沒有帶堅固的帽子

Okay, first of all, they will get hurt.

Ok，首先，他們會受傷

You need hard surface to protect you.

你需要堅固的外觀來保護你

Where your hard surface?

你堅固外觀在哪裡？

Tell me where your hard surface is, huh?

告訴我你堅固外觀在哪裡，蛤？

Where hard surface?

堅固外觀在哪裡

I don't see.

我沒有看到

Oh, okay, there it is.

噢，ok，在這裡

I think we should do renovation.

我覺得我們要重新裝潢

New wall, floor work, this kind of thing.

新牆壁、地板工作，這類東西

I don't think your body can build house, I'm just saying.

我並不覺得你的身體可以建造房子，我只是說說而已

This is science.

這是科學

His body so oily, I could make french fries on his chest.

他的身體超油，我都可以在他胸部上面做薯條了

They okay.

他們還可以

I mean, I'm in shirt right now.

我的意思是，我現在穿著T-shirt

I take off shirt, I look same.

我脫掉後就一樣了

Who the bloody hell this is?

這是什麼東西？

Ty Dollars, you make a typo in your name, my friend.

Ty Dollars，你拼錯你的名字了，我的朋友

Where is it came from?

這個是那來的？

I like this one.

我喜歡這個

What is happening here?

這裡在幹麻？

Where’s your pants?

你的褲子呢？

Okay, they see.

Ok，他們該看看

They shoot wrong angle.

他們的拍攝角度錯了

They think camera this way, looking back this way.

他們覺得攝影機應該擺這樣，這樣回頭看

They say, "No, you are taking my behind.

他們說：「不，你現在在我後面拍。」

"Go to front.

「去前面拍」

"How do you supposed to see my eyes from this angle?"

你要怎麼從這個角度看到我的眼睛

Clap, no hand?

拍手，然後沒有手？

How do you supposed to clap, no hand?

你要怎麼不用手拍手？

You can't, stupid.

你不能，白癡

You know, they showing guys, photoshop.

你知道，他們秀這些人，用 photoshop

This all photoshop, you know.

這全部都是 photoshop 出來的，你知道的

This man very hidden.

這個男人很隱晦

Are you girl?

你是女孩？

Are you woman?

你是女人？

Are you man?

你是男人嗎？

What one?

是哪一個？

Which one should we use?

我們要用什麼稱呼你？

I don't know what the bloody hell he saying.

我不知道他到底在說什麼

He's just gah gah gah gah gah.

他就只是在那裡嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎

Why does this strong man come in?

為什麼這個強壯的男人進來了？

They're doing hammering and screwdriving.

他們在敲敲打打

I like.

我喜歡

We need renovation.

我們真的需要裝潢

House so old.

房子太舊了

Look, they have renovation.

你看，他們有裝潢

Manjeet, call construction right now.

麥吉特，現在打電話叫建築工人來

I think you have to go to work.

我覺得你必須去工作

Who gonna pay the bills, huh?

誰會付你錢，蛤？

You showing muscle.

你展示了你的肌肉

Muscle don't pay bill, you know.

但肌肉不會算你錢，你知道的

If they did, then I would be millionaire

如果真的會，我早就是億萬富翁了

because I have physique.

因為我有那個體格

I have gun.

我的肌肉很大

I want to work from home also.

我也有在家工作過

No photoshop here.

這裏沒有 photoshop

Same, we are same.

一樣，我們都一樣

This photoshop.

這個是 photoshop 來的

I never likes a man so much in my life.

我這輩子從來沒有這麼喜歡過一個男人

You know, I think this best video I have ever

你知道，我覺得這是我反應過最棒的影片

react to personally, I think, in my personal opinion.

就個人而言，我覺得，我的觀點是

Good storyline, good message,

好的故事線、好的訊息

good visual effect, everything, you know.

好的視覺效果，全部的東西，你知道的

This is like Interstellar.

這就像是星際的

This like Gravity.

像是重力

This Avatar.

這是阿凡達

Whatever.

隨便啦

I don't think this is how you build house, so.

我不覺得你這樣就可以蓋房子

You know, who's really winning?

你知道誰才是真正的贏家嗎

Paramjeet, come hug me.

帕瑪吉特，過來抱抱我

The word "work" in music is like

「work」這個字在音樂裡就像是

the puppy filter on Snapchat.

Snapchat 上的小狗濾鏡

Everybody using that ish.

所有人都多少會拿來用

Hope you enjoyed that video.

希望你們都享受這部影片

If you did, you know what to do.

如果你們喜歡，你們知道該怎麼做吧

If you don't know what to do, imma tell you right now.

如果你們不知道，讓我現在告訴你

Hit that thumbs up, because that matters to me.

按下讚，因為我在乎

I check it.

我會檢查

It doesn't do anything, like I don't win an award, but it

它不會造成什麼影響，我不會因此什麼獎，但

makes me feel good inside so if you like it (mumbles).

我會因為這樣心情變好，所以如果你喜歡（咕噥）

Comment below letting me know what else would you like

在底下留言你們還喜歡什麼

my parents to react to, because I'm always

是我爸媽可以反應的，因為我永遠

looking for your suggestions.

期待你們的建議

After all, you're the one watching my videos,

總之，你們是觀看我影片的觀眾之一

and so I want you to enjoy them.

我要你都享受它們

You can check out my last video over right over there.

你可以去那裡看我最新的影片

It is called

它叫做

Types of Neighbors.

什麼樣的鄰居

Obviously, I know my stuff.

顯然，我了解我的東西

My second vlog channel is right over there.

我的第二個影片頻道就在這裡

If you don't know, aside from this channel,

如果你不知道，除了這個頻道

I have a second channel where I do daily vlogs.

我有第二個頻道做的是每日影片 就在這裡，如果你有興趣的話

It's right over there, so if you're interested in

就在這裡，如果你有興趣的話

when I'm not doing this Monday and Thursday stuff,

星期一或四我沒有做影片時

go check it out.

去看看吧

Other than that, make sure you subscribe,

另外，確認你訂閱頻道

because I make new videos every Monday and Thursday,

因為我每週一跟四都會有新影片

and it really means a lot to me that you're here.

然後我真的在乎你是否來觀看

I like having you here and I hope you're having a great day,

我喜歡你們來這裡然後希望你們有個美好的一天

and I sincerely hope that you are happy and in a good place.

也誠摯的希望你快樂的、在一個美好的地方

I really, really do.

我真的，真的希望

One love, Superwoman.

唯一的愛，女超人

That is a wrap, and zoop.

這是一個轉、一個拉

My box cut.

我的手割到了

If you don't know what I'm talking about, vlogs.

如果你不知道我在講什麼，觀看者

I have a sports injury.

我有運動傷害