he's just gone to the doctors to get some medicine.

在床上躺了一整天

I've got his pillow,I've got a sponge and i've got some blue dye

他現在去醫生那裡拿藥了

and some water.Call me evil.Sorry bro.

我拿了他的枕頭

I've wrapped the sponge in cling film then i've cut a clear circle out in the middle

一塊海綿

I've added some blue colouring dye to the water.

藍墨水

*whispers* water on sponge

和一杯水

then,some extra dye drops.

盡管說我邪惡吧，抱歉了...兄弟

Put the sponge carefully inside the pillow

我用保鮮膜把海綿包起來

When Elliot puts his head on the pillow,the water and the blue dye will come through,making his face blue

然後在上面開了一個洞

I'm gonna put his pillow back,leave the camera rolling and wait until he gets back.

把藍墨水加進水裡稀釋

What the

倒在海綿上

BEN

然後再滴上幾滴

BEN

小心地把海綿放進枕頭裡

BEN

當Elliot躺上去時，墨水就會滲出來

LOOK

把他整張臉都染色

What the hell is that

然後把枕頭放回去，攝影機架好...等他回來

*laughs* I'm ill Ben

Ben！

*laughs* I know I'm sorry

Ben！

my bloody sheets.You don't realize how hard that is to come out. *coughs*

Ben！

look at your face

Ben！

*shouting* alright alright alright!

看！

ben,get that camera out my face

那是什麼鬼？

stop laughing!

我生病了耶！

It's not coming off the cloth looks worse than me

沾了我一被子都是

he seems to think going to B&Q is fixing his face

你知道這有多難洗嗎？

Take me to B&Q I need to get paint strippers

看看你的臉

That's not gonna help your face Elliot

-我要掐死你！我明天還有事耶！ -好啦 好啦 好啦！

Ahhh I'll just strip my face anyway

Ben！把攝影機從我面前移開！

get that camera out my face

不要笑了啦

AAH alright

光用這根本洗不掉啦

Drive me to B&Q

他現在想去B&Q買東西清臉

This is all wood. No shit!

我要去一趟B&Q

*laughing* alright alright!

-為什麼 -我要去買漆面清潔劑

Calm down,jeepers.Alright just stop

這對你的臉沒有幫助啊！Elliot

What are you thinking?

無論如何都要清掉

If I have to go to hospital I'm gonna kill you.

把攝影機從我面前移開

Yeah

好啦！

I know what you mean

載我去B&Q

Alright we'll have to try a special soap then Ell

沒人注意到，閉嘴！

Special soap, where the hell do you get special soap from

這邊都是木頭

He's not a happy chappy

廢話！

you've got a blue beard

好啦.....Elliot冷靜點

NOOOOO

小氣鬼

Ben, you really don't realize, you can't wear a hoodie to an inteview.You've got to look formal and ca- ugghhh

好啦，快住手