- They're meant to be.

原來是要這樣子

- We figured you out, Australian snacks.

我們終於知道這是甚麼了，澳洲來的零食

- On a level one to 10, I'd say

我的「嗨」指數一到十，我想

I'm probably like an eight.

應該是八囉

- Yeah, I was gonna say like a six, seven.

我想我是六或七吧

- I'm like a nine, maybe.

我的話應該是九囉

- Maybe I'm a nine, also.

我或許也是九

- What, what's the question?

所以，問題到底是甚麼?

- Think I know what this is.

我想我知道這是甚麼

- I thought it was Nutella, but now I know that--

我以為是巧克力榛果醬，但我現在知道了

- This is Vegemite.

這是維吉麥(由釀酒業之酵母抽取物而加工製成)

- I've never heard anyone speak positively about this food.

從來沒有聽過有人極為讚許這個食物

- I can't.

我吞不下

- Oh my God, what is it?

我的天啊! 這甚麼東西?

- There's a lot happening.

難以形容的味道

- It's really salty, which I love.

很鹹，但是我愛

- I imagine that eventually you stop making this

我想說有一天終究會

facial expression while eating it.

食之無味，面無表情

- So, is this for when you're sick?

這是生病時吃的糖果嗎?

Or is this just like a normal candy.

還是說，這只是一般的糖果而已

- It's like a spa for your mouth.

嘴裡像在做SPA

- This is the best thing I've ever put in my mouth.

這是我嘴裡前所未有的享受

- What am I tasting?

我在吃甚麼東西?

- This is relaxing.

這是一道享受

- It's like a palette cleanser.

感覺像是飯後小點心

- This is not a stoner food--

對我來說，這不在我食物的清單上

- Yeah. - For me.

沒錯

- Tim Tams!

Tim Tam!(澳洲雅樂思食品公司之產品)

These are all so great.

這才像樣嘛!

- A brand new culinary experience for me.

全新的飲食體驗

- Ah, so like they melt in your hand.

不只融你手，也融你口

- Can I have another one?

可以再拿一塊嗎?

- Yeah, it's good.

當然，這好吃

- These are like the Girl Scout cookies of Australia.

這像是給澳洲女童軍吃的餅乾

- I'm super into these.

我超級上癮的

Whatever hype that you have heard,

不管甚麼你聽過甚麼興奮劑

I'm sure this is living up to that.

我敢說這個已經夠格了

- It lives up to it.

我中了

- I see myself sitting down and like,

你看看我屁股黏在椅子上

I'm gonna have one--

然後，還要再一包

- Yeah. - And then--

沒錯；然後

- And then you have the whole box.

然後你吃好吃滿

- Fucking monster.

超級大食怪

- Ooo, Cheezels.

喔! Cheezels!

-Cheezels?

Cheezels是甚麼?

- Fingerlicious fun.

絕對讓你允指回味

- Okay. - I am pro-Cheezels.

好的! 我投Cheezels一票

- [Man] Okay, Cheezels.

好吧! Cheezels

- They're meant to go on your

這應該是要

finger like that, look at that.

套在指頭上吃的，我看看

- Are they?

喔，是嗎?

- I think I'm in love with Cheezels.

我覺得我愛上Cheezels了

- I'd move in with Cheezels.

我也要跳槽了

- I can see myself taking Cheezels home to meet my parents.

感覺看到我帶Cheezels伴手禮給我爸媽

- This is a good stoner food.

這加入我的清單

- You know what I wanna say to Cheezels?

你知道我有甚麼話要對Cheezels說的嗎?

- No.

喔不

Oh, my God! - I do.

我的天呀! 我願意

- I do, Cheezels.

Cheezels，我願意嫁給你

- All right, Milo, let's give it a try.

美祿，我們來試試吧

And, hopefully, we'll be running

希望我們可以

like this girl playing soccer.

像這個踢足球的女生一樣奔跑

- And, it's like Nesquik, kind of.

這有點像雀巢的Nesquik

- Some people eat it dry.

聽說有人乾吃

- I feel like I'll forget how to swallow.

我覺得我好像忘記怎麼吞了

- We have this right here, so you forget.

就因為我們手上這個，所以妳忘了

- Doesn't taste as bad as it smells.

嘗起來沒有聞起來這麼糟

- Oh, that is nice.

喔，不錯啊

- Yeah right.

沒錯吧

I think it's tricking me that it's good for me.

我想這對我好處多多是騙人的

- My kid would look at this and cry.

我的小孩只能乾瞪眼

- Caramello Koala.

焦糖無尾熊

Koalas are a big deal, huh?

無尾熊是最後的絕招囉，是嗎?

They're vicious, I hear.

我聽說，牠們內心其實很邪惡

- Look at this guy.

妳看看牠

- I'm sad that it's so cute, cause, like,

我覺得很傷心，因為牠很可愛

there is a little bit of me that

連我的小宇宙

is not enjoying biting the heads off of things.

都不忍心把牠的頭給咬下了

- This is an Easter candy.

這是復活節巧克力

- It's like a Hersey's chocolate bar.

有點像美國的好時巧克力

The caramel from like Twix.

裡面加上Twix的焦糖

- These are really sweet.

真的有夠甜

- 10 out of 10 would munch on Koalas again.

百分之百我會選焦糖無尾熊

- Twisties, that's a cute name.

Twisties，好可愛的名字

- All this shit tastes way more natural

我會這麼說，我們剛剛吃的這些

than the food that we eat, though, I will say that.

比我們平常吃的更像食物

- Yeah, absolutely.

沒錯

- I mean, they're really good, but . ..

我真的覺得很好吃，只是說(這只是澳洲版的奇多而已)

- Like a Bugle if anybody's ever had--

有點像金牛角，有人聽說過嗎?

- Ooo, it does taste like a Bugle.

喔，吃起來真的有像

- I see myself eating these, like, in my parents' basement.

我應該是會躲在爸媽家地下室，偷啃這一包

- I get you, Twisties, I'm on board with Twisties.

你抓住我的心了，Twisties，我上了

- Australians can't get stoned?

澳洲人都不會吃上癮嗎?

- It's illegal?

還是說，這樣是違法的?

You guys are a country that started from criminals.

你們澳洲人真的是罪犯的民族耶(玩笑語氣)

- I liked, probably 75%, 65% of them.

我喜歡，這裡有六七成我都愛

- I think this is great stoner food

我覺得這是很棒的零嘴

- Tim Tams!

Tim Tam!

This is data for a file picture.

這是秘密檔案收錄的照片

And here's what he looks like

當你現實生活中遇到牠

when you meet him in real life.

牠看來就像這樣