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  • - What's up guys, sorry to dissapoint you, but today I promis you we

  • will not be making any penis jokes, what so ever. Allright so

  • this first video, it's huge you have problably allready

  • seen it, it's got six and a half million views in three days and these

  • these guys are I guess they're like racing bikes through the Safari:

  • (Buck You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2oymHHyV1M)

  • - What the hell did he just got hit by like a buck? Man, where's

  • Chris Tucker when you need him?

  • - (Chris Tucker Impression) Man you got knocked the Buck out.

  • - Man this video is problably revenge for all the time that

  • guy spent playing "Buck Hunter" And why are you riding your bike

  • out in the Safari anyway? I mean why aren't these guys riding

  • the same place everyone else does? Slowly and in front of my car. And

  • I love that they tryed making like a PSA out of this

  • video, look at this. "This is why you wear a helmet" Really?

  • You know just in case a huge f**king analope comes out of nowhere and

  • want's to play "Smire The Queer" Can i help you?

  • Now the girl in this next video is got some uh.. Some talent:

  • (NAAAOOOOOOWWW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRa0kg73-_o)

  • - No penis jokes, no penis jokes, no penis jokes.

  • No penis jokes. I mean is this girl living over at the "Deep Throat

  • Ranch"? I mean i haven't seen a deep throat like that since i went to

  • prison. I really miss prison, seriously the last time I was that far

  • inside a women, I was being borned. Now when I shared this video with

  • you guys on Twitter and this dude "JøHn" said:

  • - (Bad Impression) That's great and all but what does that have

  • to do with you making me dinner?

  • - That's awesome, your rightHn, women are liberated now we need to

  • keep them focused on doing respectable things. So ladies & gentleman

  • of the internet, I incourage you to go forth. And get frisky

  • with your fruit. Make videos of yourself like Deep Throating bananas.

  • Humping grapes or whatever. Elle Paige, talking to you. Hintitty,

  • hint, hint hope you gettin the message. Geese Brandon, Eww.

  • So my friends ported me this video, and they said they where

  • ligitimitly upset by it. Which means I would love to show

  • it to you guys. It's Japanese, so you know it's gonna be good.

  • I guess this dude is making some kind of fan made Britney Spears

  • music video?:

  • (NO NO NO NO NO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=pw42uhVUY0M)

  • - Allright, allright it was a little weird, but that's not so bad.

  • (NO NO NO NO NO: http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=pw42uhVUY0M)

  • - Oooh what the f**k was that?

  • Uhhhh I'm not sure it it's appropiate to get an erection from that,

  • but I have one. seriously Lady Gaga would see this and go: God

  • danm dude you make some f**ked up videos. I wish we could show

  • the part where his balls are hangin out. You know as a carnevour

  • I find this very offensive. You see that? That is ham. Ham that's

  • f**king ham! Ham should never be bedazzle. Is that you Doctor Soijberg?

  • Ahh that is the second time we've said the word "queers" in

  • this video. Now the gay community is gonna be all over my ass.

  • Litterally all over my ass. I really miss prison.

  • You know what's weird? Is that i thought you guys were i bunch of

  • f**ked up fans, but like if I were Britney Spears I'd be scared

  • s**tless. And to the guy who made this video, I just have

  • one thing to say to you: "Leave Britney Alone!" No

  • seriously leave her alone, like she's taken enough flack in her life

  • without some ham wearing ball-sacking impersonating her videos.

  • Seriously, like no wonder she went crazy and shaved her head, look at

  • you, this is weird. Seriously guys, I feel like i should

  • go to church right now and like bathe in holy water and wash

  • the f**king thought of that video of me. Maybe I

  • should just watch something a little less digusting, like..

  • Human Senapi, or maybe this video:

  • Ahh yaeh, that's much better. Speaking of weird music videos, guys go

  • check out the new YourFavortiteMatian video, it's awesome it's our

  • favorite one so far. It's.. A store that sells asses. I know

  • it's just as amazing and awesome as it sounds, so thanks for your

  • support, go check it out. And, what else do we do? Comic

  • question of the day, comes from a user named *bam*.

  • (demonatemu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5uXNgIIy0cc)

  • - Oh.. A Japanese person making a weird video imagine that. So

  • "What makes you despair?" Leave your interesting or creative

  • responses in the comment section (deep voice) below!

  • Or on Facebook, Twitter or Google plus (+).

  • But thanks for watching today's episode of Equals Three. (=3).

  • I'm Ray William Johnson, and i approve this message. So

  • tell me guys: "What's In Your Backpack?"

  • [Captioned By: ClosedCaptionsTV]

  • - No penis jokes. Deep Throat time everybody!

  • - S**t!

  • - This one's more my size.

  • - I'm not used to putting it in myself so..

  • - There's only 5 of us, we need more.

  • - (all) Oh my God!!

  • [all yelling exited]

- What's up guys, sorry to dissapoint you, but today I promis you we

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