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Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to be the toughest little kid in your family.
Always piss off your enemy by using yourself as a wall between him and the minions to not let him farm or get any experience.
If he gets cocky because you left for a second, you should punish him by attacking him until he has no choice but to run away to his mama.
Also, pick this kiddo when you play against champions using skillshots because this gnome is a natural counter to these fuckabishes.
Defeating poison boy is easier than stealing a baby's lollipop.
That's right! All you need to do is attack him while moving around without touching his fart until he dies.
And, if his ninja friend is coming at you right after that, give him a few hits here and there and use Barrier at the last second to kill that greedy fatherfucker.
If poison boy brings his wife to towerdive you, you should target Karma first because she stupidly tanks the tower's damage and stick your bamboo stick on her ass like a crazy glue.
When she's on the verge of dying, switch your target to the man that needs the power of a woman to take on a little kid playing in the park and still fail to kill him.
Late game, you'll be able to show everyone that you're the toughest little kid in the universe and that the enemy's attack hurts less than a baby's scratch.
When you finally get your Sunfire Cape, you can easily farm by staying invisible and your enemies will never know why their lanes are always pushed.
If you don't have that item, you can still play as a portable ward to witness a failed jump from a Giant Bug,
you'll know exactly where the enemies are headed to prepare a ninja gank on them,
you'll see what's going on in the enemy's base, and, of course, you can corner any slut you want to have the most sexy threesome in your life as a dirty kid.
By the way, you need to learn how to use your mushrooms to become the greatest Tankmo in your city.
When planting one of them, you'll gain a brief vision of the area around it, so use it to not facecheck a brush if you don't have any ward on you.
Hell, you don't even need wards since you can see anyone who passes near it, no problem!
Also, when running away from enemies, put a mushroom in front of them to make them stop chasing you like crazy glue.
And, if they step on it, they'll be so annoyed that they'll rage more than the angry german kid.
Since you're tanky and no one can chase you thanks to your mushrooms, you should have a perfect score everytime you play that gnome.
As you can see, you can use it to pickpocket the minions faster than ever instead of attacking them one by one like a dumb kid.
Oh, and by the way, never forget to plant drugs here and there to protect yourself and your team from dirty ganks when you are pushing a lane or when you're about to...
Here's an example of how useful the mushrooms really are.
By planting one here and one here, you can bait a greedy fuckabish by making him think that you're running away in fear and when he steps on your drug,
start attacking him until the slow effect from the mushroom vanish to drag him to your second mushroom and repeat the same thing until your enemy is down.
And that is why no one likes to play against Tankmo since his enemies will have to walk through a mine field to get to him.
If you're lucky enough, your mushroom kingdom can prevent your enemies from running away by killing them with an overdose of shroom boom.
In teamfights, you can stay hidden like a pussy to witness a duel like a boss and reveal yourself to kill the bug if someone tries to disrupt the fight between them.
Since you're the toughest little kid in the world, you don't need to stay in the back, so you can Leeroy Jenkins like a cocky bastard
and receive every damage for your teammates until they are ready to savagely jump on them.
If Poppy thinks that he can do a love suicide with you, he's gravely mistaken because you still have a blind up your sleeve.
Well then, my friends. Can you tell me who's the toughest little kid in the League?
That's it for today, people!
Don't forget to check out my channel for more boring League of Legends videos.
Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.


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