Here are the runes, masteries, skill distribution and items that you'll need to be the toughest little kid in your family.

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Always piss off your enemy by using yourself as a wall between him and the minions to not let him farm or get any experience.

提摩

If he gets cocky because you left for a second, you should punish him by attacking him until he has no choice but to run away to his mama.

提摩 - 隱形坦克

Also, pick this kiddo when you play against champions using skillshots because this gnome is a natural counter to these fuckabishes.

這邊有符文

Defeating poison boy is easier than stealing a baby's lollipop.

天賦

That's right! All you need to do is attack him while moving around without touching his fart until he dies.

技能順序

And, if his ninja friend is coming at you right after that, give him a few hits here and there and use Barrier at the last second to kill that greedy fatherfucker.

還有道具

If poison boy brings his wife to towerdive you, you should target Karma first because she stupidly tanks the tower's damage and stick your bamboo stick on her ass like a crazy glue.

讓你成為全家最硬的小屁孩

When she's on the verge of dying, switch your target to the man that needs the power of a woman to take on a little kid playing in the park and still fail to kill him.

用你的身體隔開敵人跟小兵

Late game, you'll be able to show everyone that you're the toughest little kid in the universe and that the enemy's attack hurts less than a baby's scratch.

別讓他農兵吸經驗

When you finally get your Sunfire Cape, you can easily farm by staying invisible and your enemies will never know why their lanes are always pushed.

如果因為你跑開就開始跩的話

If you don't have that item, you can still play as a portable ward to witness a failed jump from a Giant Bug,

那就打到他回去找媽媽吧

you'll know exactly where the enemies are headed to prepare a ninja gank on them,

而且 對上指向技的英雄一定要選這隻小屁孩

you'll see what's going on in the enemy's base, and, of course, you can corner any slut you want to have the most sexy threesome in your life as a dirty kid.

因為這隻侏儒就是他們的剋星

By the way, you need to learn how to use your mushrooms to become the greatest Tankmo in your city.

打死這位放毒的比偷小孩子的棒棒糖還要簡單

When planting one of them, you'll gain a brief vision of the area around it, so use it to not facecheck a brush if you don't have any ward on you.

沒錯

Hell, you don't even need wards since you can see anyone who passes near it, no problem!

你要做的就是不要碰到毒邊 然後不停追著他打就好

Also, when running away from enemies, put a mushroom in front of them to make them stop chasing you like crazy glue.

另外 如果他的忍者朋友想來報仇的話

And, if they step on it, they'll be so annoyed that they'll rage more than the angry german kid.

打他個幾下

Since you're tanky and no one can chase you thanks to your mushrooms, you should have a perfect score everytime you play that gnome.

最後一刻用「光盾」解決掉這隻貪心的 Father 發卡

As you can see, you can use it to pickpocket the minions faster than ever instead of attacking them one by one like a dumb kid.

放毒的帶著老婆來塔殺你了

Oh, and by the way, never forget to plant drugs here and there to protect yourself and your team from dirty ganks when you are pushing a lane or when you're about to...

先打那個白目坦塔的卡瑪

Here's an example of how useful the mushrooms really are.

像三秒膠一樣把吹箭黏著她來吹

By planting one here and one here, you can bait a greedy fuckabish by making him think that you're running away in fear and when he steps on your drug,

當她快死的時候

start attacking him until the slow effect from the mushroom vanish to drag him to your second mushroom and repeat the same thing until your enemy is down.

轉去打那個要女人陪他去找公園的小屁孩

And that is why no one likes to play against Tankmo since his enemies will have to walk through a mine field to get to him.

還要殺不到的那個人

If you're lucky enough, your mushroom kingdom can prevent your enemies from running away by killing them with an overdose of shroom boom.

到了後期 你就可以讓其他人知道你是宇宙最硬小屁孩

In teamfights, you can stay hidden like a pussy to witness a duel like a boss and reveal yourself to kill the bug if someone tries to disrupt the fight between them.

敵人的攻擊比小寶寶抓癢還要沒力

Since you're the toughest little kid in the world, you don't need to stay in the back, so you can Leeroy Jenkins like a cocky bastard

超成功

and receive every damage for your teammates until they are ready to savagely jump on them.

當你終於出了日炎的時候

If Poppy thinks that he can do a love suicide with you, he's gravely mistaken because you still have a blind up your sleeve.

你可以隱形農兵 敵人還不知道為什麼oc線常常被推呢

Well then, my friends. Can you tell me who's the toughest little kid in the League?

如果你沒那件裝備

That's it for today, people!

你還是可以當隨身眼

Don't forget to check out my channel for more boring League of Legends videos.

看看那隻蟲子跳不過去的 Fail 鏡頭

Feel free to leave a comment in any language you want, but I'll only answer those in English and in French because I'm a racist fuckabish.

你會知道敵人的位置 準備來個伏擊吧

Ciaossu!

你可以看到對面家發生什麼事