I swear, when they dance I just, cannot.

我發誓，他們舞步真的是帥到不行。

Yeah, look at their hair.

對阿，看他們的頭髮！

They still watching Kpop?

他們還在看韓國的東西嗎？

This whole time!

今天一直都在看啊！

How does he do that!?

他怎麼這麼厲害？

I don't get it.

我不懂。

I mean, they don't even speak Korean.

她們連韓文都不會講。

Do they... uh, how can you love something so much that you can't even understand?

她們...她們到底怎麼會這麼喜歡自己聽不懂的東西？

What's there to get, man?

老兄，何必懂呢？

It's a group of really good looking Asian guys that can sing and dance.

他們就是一群長得很帥，會跳舞，又會唱歌的亞洲人。

Well, I mean we're a group of good looking Asian....

但是，我們是亞洲人，長相不...

Well, I mean we can sing.

我們唱歌不錯嘛

Dancing is uhm...

跳舞也...

(No.)

不...

Well, we're all Asian!

至少我們是亞洲人啊。

We're all Asian!

對！對！對！對！

Yeah, right! Yes, yes, yes!

你可以學怎麼唱歌跳舞，

You can learn to sing and dance.

但你不行學怎麼當亞洲人。

You can't learn to be Asian

那為啥她們都那麼愛他們勒？

What makes them so different then?

因為他們就是，韓國的男團～腹肌不曉得幾排。

Its because they are are all like (Kpop). (weird moan) They got rows of abs..

九排吧～

like nine..

等一等。

Wait wait wait.

啊我們為何不直接這樣勒？

Why don't we just do that then?

哪樣？

Do what?

為何不組一個團體，組個韓國的男團？

Why don't we just make a group, why don't we make a Kpop band?

對誒

Yeah..

不，不，不，你們剛剛不是自己說了嗎？我們既不會唱歌，又不會跳舞。

No no no. Guys, look. You just said it yourself we can't sing or dance

我們可以自己編輯音檔啊！

Well I mean we can autotune ourselves!

對啊

(yeah)

但是我們不會講韓語啊！

But that doesn't negate the fact that we can't speak Korean.

等一等...大衛是韓國人啊！ - 嗯，對！

- Wait... David's Korean - Yeah, he's Korean

老兄，你超＊韓＊的！ - 恩，我蠻...＊韓＊的

- Dude, you're super Korean! - I'm... pretty Korean

但你會說韓語嗎？

Wait but can you speak it?

一點點。

Kind of.

好噢，那要怎麼用韓文說：女孩，你得眼睛真美！

Okay, how do you say "Girl you have beautiful eyes"?

帥誒！那要怎麼用韓文說：看看我們這些性感der男生！

Oooh! Yo, yo, yo. How do you say "Look at us sexy guys"?

大衛，要怎說：嘿，女孩，你他X的是正港的！

David, how do you say, like, "Hey girl... you the shit"

喂，你們應該已經知道了唄

Dude

大B

Girl is yeoja..

跟一個小g

Shit is dong

再一個大A

(Singing in Korean)

我們只是亞洲人

(Singing in Korean)

我的BgA軍隊在哪

Ha ha ha

到底在哪勒？

(Slow piano melody)

我們是

Wait..

我們只是亞洲人

What? What's wrong?

我們是性感冷麵

I have to go poop.

誒，女孩啊！

That is disgusting! And so immature!

我只是想要你知道

- ♫ Dong Saya... ♫ - ... Teehee!

來玩啊來玩啊！

(kpop music)

我們只是亞洲人

♫ Dong Saya ♫

唉，女孩，你已經知道我要講啥了。

(piano melody)

哈哈哈