It's how it feels.

Except your girlfriend is the one

making the little (imitates buzzer) noise.

(upbeat music)

- How long did it take her to do her makeup?

Five hours.

- Two episodes of Friends.

- If I'm like running out of the house, don't put makeup on,

people think I'm sick and tired.

- I think you're underrating how hard

hair is in the morning for guys.

Just sayin'.

- Fastest time she could do her makeup in

is probably ten minutes.

- I mean, I'm sure it's harder than it looks,

but I mean at the end of the day it's color.

(scoffs)

(upbeat music)

- Oh.

(slams)

Oh.

(clanking)

- Oh my god.

(clanking)

- There's no way you use all of this.

- Depends on what day it is.

- I feel like I can eliminate half of this stuff right now

and still end up with the same face.

- To start, obviously we have the foundation.

Obviously, you have the foundation.

- Oh, I learned this trick at Sephora.

- [Sophia] What is that? - Wow.

- So next you wanna do is hit 'em with the powder.

- No, wrong.

- So next you wanna do is hit 'em with the contour.

- No.

- Can you look at that wall for me, please?

Thank you.

- Conceal.

- I don't know what concealer is.

- What does conceal mean?

(upbeat music)

(laughing)

- It's on too thick.

- Yo, relax, I know what I'm doing.

Alright so you wanna make sure

it's not in the crevasses. - [Girl] Ew, ew, get out of there.

- I think the next step is the contouring step.

- You got your eyebrow brush.

- (laughing) Eyelashes.

- (laughing) Your eyelashes, your eyelashes.

- Don't you contour your forehead?

I swear on a BuzzFeed post I saw 'em do it like right here.

- I'm not--

- We gotta do the blush now.

(laughing)

- Oh my god, this is exhausting.

How long have I been doing this?

- I don't know how to get this little winged thing

goin' on in her eye.

- Oh (bleep).

Lemme look at it.

Oh my god (laughing).

- Open ya eye.

Ooh, that ain't too bad.

- I think it looks kinda cool.

Alright, look at me.

(groans)

- This is what I've been lookin' for.

- No, no.

- Here, we gotta get your eyebrows.

- I did to hit that eyeshadow.

- You don't use water?

I feel like you should dip these in water.

It's like watercolor paint.

- I'm gonna straight up be gettin' jobs off this.

- Black magic, ooh.

- Now, let's get onto the lips.

- Now you gotta go like this.

(lips smacked together)

Oh yeah.

I don't think that that's that bad.

- Can you like?

Aw (bleep).

- Yeah.

(laughs)

Okay.

- A little bit, but yeah, I'm done.

- I give myself a 5 out of ten.

- The kid did it.

(upbeat music)

(intense music)

- I think you're gonna like it.

- (gasps) Oh.

- Oh my god.

- It's not that bad, right? - [Woman with curly hair] Are you crazy?

- Oh my god.

- Are you tearing up?

(laughs)

- My lips, ew (laughs).

- So you put my concealer just in a wipe

across my forehead?

- [Voiceover] I did that.

- You put brown on the middle of my forehead.

- The smokey eye was throwin' me off, but it's not that--

- Are you insane?

- Are you?

Killed it.

- It's gonna make it worse.

- Just look and go.

It doesn't look that different.

- Your way takes 45 minutes.

My way took 15.

- Yeah, it's crazy hard.

I understand why there's beauty schools

and why there's a lot of training that goes into this.

- I have a new found appreciation

for Sophia's ability to do her makeup.

- You know there's a lot more that goes into makeup

than we understand.

- I will say though, when you don't have makeup on too,

I still think you're just as beautiful.

- Thanks.

(upbeat music)

- Put that on your face, tell me it's not relaxing.

- Oh my gosh, yeah.

- Yeah.

- Oh.

It feels like a little lion cub is just braising me.