字幕列表 影片播放 列印英文字幕 -Eff you, guys. -Whoa. -Whoa. David, Jesus. -No, no, no. Fuguys. That's 23 points, plus 50 points for the bingo. Fuguys. -But, David, Fuguys is only six letters. -Ye-- yeah, and it's not even a word, David. -Eff you guys, and that time I mean it outside of the context of the game. ZANDY (OFFSCREEN): Jesus. -David, you seem really tense. -I know. I really just can't seem to chill out. -David, you know, when I'm stressed out, I like to do yoga, or meditation, or maybe some nice candles. And, um, maybe a mellow CD or something like that. -Oh, man. I just wish I could do something that would give me a release. -Your wish is my command. -Who are you, Zoltar from the movie "Big?" What does that make me, Josh Baskin AKA Tom Hanks? I mean, what's the deal? You know, a little-known fact, that movie was directed by Laverne of "Laverne & Shirley." Who knew? A woman directing a movie. What did she say, like-- (IN FALSETTO) Um, action. I gotta get a tampon. Like, how could that possibly work? -Do yourself a favor and go see Kiki. And ask for the-- -Happy ending, please. Wait, wait. Hold on a second. Shouldn't I at least take you out on a date or something? Maybe get you drunk? -Fine, I'll have a lemon drop martini. -Great. There you go. -Thanks. OK. -Hold on. Stop. -Listen, David, I see what you're trying to do, but this is my job. Rubbing strangers with oil and then jerking them off, it's what I do. Did I always want to do this? No. I think it'd be pretty strange if at five years old, I said, I want to grow up to be a massage therapist/handjob giver. But a BS from Cal State Fullerton and a failed dot-com later, and here I am. -I'm getting hard. -Ooh. So this is the new and improved David Wain. -Hey, hey, hey. You got that right. Who knew that a good handjob from the right woman would turn me into a new man. Namaste. -(TOGETHER) Namaste. -No, no, no. Knobumstay. 23 points, I got there. So now I am in second place. Very good. -So, was I right about Kiki or what? -Miles, I have to say when you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're dead wrong. When you're right, you're really right. -Well, David, it's just so nice to see you looking so relaxed. -I just wish I could feel this way forever. Hey, hey, hey now. Hey, hey, hey now. I have an idear. Happy ending, please. -Coming right up. -You mean, like cumming right up? Is that it? What? Coming right up. -That's fantastic. David, it's beautiful. -I know. But what do you think about the ring? -I don't know what to say. -Just say yes. You make me feel so good. I want you to jerk me off for the rest of our lives, till we're old and gray. I want you to jerk that off until it's brittle and bony and disgusting. I want you to jerk me off until there's no more dick left. It's just a spindly little stick of a dick, with no skin, no muscles, just the little middle part. -That's so sweet, but I'm afraid it'll never work out between us. -Why not? Is it because I'm Jewish? Or is it because you're a type of whore? -You can say I'm already married. Married to my job. I make people happy five days a week, six if I'm saving up for a trip or something, like if I want to go to Vegas with the girls and let loose, you know, go clubbing. Who else can say that about their job? -Yeah. Do you ever stop talking? I feel like I'm watching "The View." -You could also say I'm married to Walter. -Who the hell's Walter? Now I'm not so hard anymore. -You know I can help you with that. -You can? -What do you say? Let's give this story a happy ending. -Well, yeah, all right. Oh, that's good. That's good! (BRITISH ACCENT) Oh, god, that's good. I'm two minutes away. [MUSIC PLAYING]
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