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  • Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas.

  • Not often a dude ruins your face,

  • skullstomps your sanity, grabs your baby mama

  • & personally sees thru 4 of your 5 shittiest moments.

  • Let's just say it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.

  • You've been warned before, Deadpool.

  • This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers.

  • You will both be coming with us.

  • Look Colossus, I don't have time for the goody

  • two-shoes bullshit right now. And you are?

  • Negasonic Teenage Warhead.

  • Negasonic Teenage---What the shit?!

  • That's the coolest name ever!

  • I'm all about long, sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences.

  • So what's it gonna be?

  • Long, sullen silence? Or mean comment? Go on.

  • You got me in a box here.

  • We can't allow this, Deadpool. Please, come quietly.

  • You big, chrome cockgobbler!

  • That's not nice.

  • You really got to fuck this up for me?

  • Wade, you are better than this. Join us,

  • use your powers for good.

  • Heads up!

  • Be a superhero.

  • Listen! The day I decide to be a crime-fighting shits-wizzler,

  • who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners,

  • at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, heaven's gate looking motherfucker,

  • on that day, I'll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request.

  • But until then, I'mma do what I came here to do.

  • Any last words?

  • What's my name?

  • Who fucking cares!

  • Wade!

  • Four or five moments.

  • I'm sorry?

  • Over a lifetime, there are only 4 or 5 moments that really matter.

  • Moments when you're offered a choice.

  • To make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend...

  • ... spare an enemy.

  • In these moments, everything else falls away.

  • The way the world sees us.

  • Okay. Let's pro/con this superhero thing.

  • pro: they pull down a gaggle of ass,

  • local dry cleaning discounts, lucrative film deals,

  • both origin stories and larger, ensemble team movies.

  • Con: they're all lame-ass teacher's pets!

  • You know I can hear you.

  • Wasn't talking to you. I was talking to them.

Time to make the chimi-fucking-changas.


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死侍應該如何結束 (How Deadpool Should Have Ended)

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    李致远 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日