He's about to go from Commander in Chief to Couch Commander.

他即將從最高統帥變成沙發統帥

* you, Chuck Todd.

＊你的，Chuck Todd

What AM I gonna do in D.C for two years?

我這兩年在華盛頓特區該幹嘛呢？

Get around to London, Mr. President.

去倫敦走走吧，總統先生

I can't go every day, can I?

我總不能每天去吧？

Which do you like better? These?

你比較喜歡哪一副？這副？

Or These?

還是這副？

Joe, they're the same.

Joe，它們一模一樣

They capture different moods!

它們可以代表不同的心境呀！

Joe I need some focus here.

Joe 我需要專心

Coming in here during Aviator time, thinks everything...

在我保養墨鏡 ( Aviator 為墨鏡款式) 的時候來煩我，問東問西...

I'm sorry, what's that?

不好意思，你說什麼？

I said, Mr. President, you have to be practical.

我是說，總統先生，你要實際一點

And look, you can drive again, you're gonna need a license.

你想嘛，你卸任後就可以自己開車了，你得去考個駕照

You love sports, why don't you volunteer to work for one of the teams around here?

你熱愛運動，為什麼不找個這裡的球隊做做志工呢？

Is this the Washington Wizards?

這是華盛頓巫師隊嗎？

I understand you're looking for some coaching help.

我聽說你們正在找教練

Let's just say I coached my daughter's team a few times.

這麼說吧，我指導過我女兒的球隊幾次

Hello?

喂？

44

44

Finally.

終於

So I'm gonna be in D.C for awhile,

我會在華盛頓特區待一陣子，

and I thought I'd take up driving again.

我想學會自己開車

What's the name?

你叫什麼名字？

Barack Hussein Obama

巴拉克海珊歐巴馬

Yikes

噁

Well, since you don't have a driver's license,

因為你沒有駕照，

you're gonna need a birth certificate.

我會需要你的出生證明

Really?

認真？

Really.

認真

it's real.

這是真的

Is it?

真的嗎？

It's real.

是真的

But is it?

是嗎？

oh, Michelle left her phone.

噢，Michelle 忘了拿手機

Let's see here.

我看看

Huh.

嗯

She's got Snapchat.

她有 Snapchat 耶

Obamacare is great!

歐巴馬健保超讚！

And it's really working!

而且真的很有幫助！

Sign up now!

快點註冊！

Breaking news

焦點新聞

Michelle Obama in hot water after posting this video earlier today.

Michelle Obama 今日稍早發佈的這部影片讓她身陷風波

Obamacare is great!

歐巴馬健保超讚！

And it's really working!

真的很有幫助！

Sign up now!

快點註冊！

No?

不行嗎？

No.

不行

Did it get a lot of views, at least?

那至少告訴我影片瀏覽人數多嗎？

Honey, enough! Enough!

親愛的，夠了！夠了！

Why don't you just talk to somebody who's been through this!

你何不找個同樣經歷過退休的人談談！

I gotta go to SoulCycle.

我要去上飛輪課了

She's right.

她說的對

I know who I need to talk to.

我知道我該找誰談

Hey.

嘿！

It's Barack.

我是巴拉克

Listen, could we get together?

聽著，我們可以見個面嗎？

Now THAT is a great movie.

不錯，這是部好電影

Yeah. It gets me every time

是啊。每次看完都感觸良多

So long, partner.

再會了，夥伴們

So, you got any advice for me?

所以，你能給我一些建議嗎？

So now you want my advice?

所以你現在就想聽了？

First, stop sending me all these Linkedln requests.

首先，不要一直傳 Linkedin 邀請給我

And second, here's the beauty of this whole thing.

其次，往好處想：

You've got all the time in the world to figure this out.

你有一大堆時間可以思考你要幹嘛

You can just be you for a while.

你甚至可以就做你自己就好

If you know how to do that again.

如果你還記得怎麼做的話

So I can just be me.

所以我可以做自己

And I can wear my mom jeans in peace.

而且我可以無後顧之憂地穿寬鬆的褲子

I hate these tight jeans.

我討厭這種褲子，太緊了

That's good.

很好

Good.

非常好

Yesterday, I had a beer at 11:30 in the morning.

我昨天早上 11:30 就喝了啤酒

And you know, McDonalds now serves breakfast all day long.

而且你知道的，麥當勞現在 24 小時供應早餐

You know, Michelle's gonna be at spin class, so she'll never know, right?

而且 Michelle 去上飛輪課了，所以她永遠不會知道，對嗎？

Let it go.

什麼都不要管了吧

You know, it won't be long, you'll be able to walk right out of the Oval Office singing

用不了多久，你就可以邊哼歌邊走出白宮大門了

And, you've got plenty of time to work on your tan.

而且你還有很多時間去做日光浴

And you know what?

而且你知道嗎？

I finally got the grand bargain on a sweet Chevy Tahoe.

我用超划算的價格買了一台 Chevy 的 Tahoe 休旅車

Look here.

來

You want one?

來一根嗎？

Breaking news.

驚爆焦點

Former President Barack Obama on his 347th round of golf for the year,

前總統歐巴馬今年打了 347 局高爾夫球，

and it's totally great.

這超棒的

And Gloria, not a problem for anybody.

Gloria ，完全沒有人有意見是吧

I can't think of a reason to care, Wolf.

我根本懶得管，Wolf

And believe me, I've tried.

相信我，我試過