- Hey there, ma'am.

-嘿，小姐

Can I get you anything?

有沒有什麼需要服務嗎？

- [laughs]

- (笑)

Pete, I'm not a customer.

皮特，我又不是客人

- I don't care.

-沒關係啊

I'm here to serve you a hot slice

我可以為妳切一塊熱騰騰的

of Pete-za.

「皮」薩 (譯註: 此處取諧音，因pizza和Pete音相近)

[chuckles]

(笑)

Hope you like extra sausage.

希望妳會愛上額外附上的香腸

[upbeat electronic music]

(歡愉電子音樂)

- How'd you do that?

-你是怎麼做到的？

- Shh.

-噓

Less talk-y,

別說話了

more dance-y.

來跳舞吧

[upbeat electronic music]

(歡愉電子音樂)

- You're making me hot.

-你真是讓我慾火焚身

- Let me put out your fire.

-那就讓我來澆熄妳心中的慾火吧

[upbeat electronic music]

(歡愉電子音樂)

[water splashes]

(潑水聲)

- Wake up!

-起床了啦！

- Are we opening?

-我們開始營業了嗎？

- We've been open for an hour.

-我們都開店1個小時了

I would've let you sleep, but you're rubbing up

我只是稍微讓妳睡一下，結果妳卻對椅子

against the seat, scaring all the customers.

磨蹭來磨蹭去的，嚇到所有客人了

[children yelling]

(孩童吼叫聲)

- I got to stop having these Pete-mares.

-我不能再做有關皮特的夢了

[playful music]

(俏皮音樂)

- [man singing] This is America

- (男聲) 這裡是美國

Land of dreams

夢想的發源之地

Everyone can climb higher

每個人都能高高在上

- [women singing] No you know you're stuck here

- (女聲) 你錯了，你明知道自己被困在這裡

'Cause you're a part-timer yeah

因為你只是個實習工讀生，耶~

- [man singing] You can do anything

- (男聲) 想做什麼都隨心所欲

- [woman singing] As long as it's not hard

- (女聲) 前提是不要太難

- [man singing] And you can go anywhere

- (男聲) 想去哪玩也隨心所欲

- [woman singing] As soon as you get a car

- (女聲) 前提是你得有車

- [man singing] You're gonna be a huge success

- (男聲) 你就能坐擁天下

- [woman singing] Come on that's not who you are

- (女聲) 拜託，你以為你是誰？

- [man singing] You're a part-timer cursed

- (男聲) 實習工讀生是一種詛咒

With full-time dreams

雖然你充滿夢想

And this low-paying job is as bad as it seems

但薪水就跟表面看起來一樣的糟

Bad as it seems

一樣糟糕

What the [bleep] are you doing here?

你到底是吃錯什麼藥？

Whoa

哇喔

What the [bleep] are you doing here?

到底為什麼要來這裡啊？

Oh

喔~

Seriously, dude? - Like, what the [bleep]?

兄弟，認真的嗎？ -你到底在這裡做什麼啊？

- I'm going on strike.

-我要罷工

- Just because I won't give you Friday off?

-就因為我不讓你在禮拜5請假？

- It's my little cousin's career day,

-那天是我表弟的招聘會日耶

the most important day of these kids' lives!

那是對孩子們來說相當重要的一天！

They get to meet me.

他們得和我見個面

And you want to rob them of that?

而妳卻想從中阻撓？

- It feels like the responsible thing to do.

-那聽起來好像滿重要的吼

- Well, that's it.

-要不然呢？

If you don't give me Friday off, I quit.

我告訴妳，如果妳不讓我在禮拜5休假，那我就辭職

- Go ahead.

-快去啊

I got your replacement right here on speed dial.

反正能代替你的人多的是，我馬上就打電話

- [chuckles]

-(笑)

Don't you dare start with Tony Pepperoni again.

妳絕對不敢讓Tony Pepperoni又來這裡工作的

- He's just waiting for my call.

-他可正等著我打給他呢

- Any minute now...

-一分一秒都可能...

no.

還是沒有

- This isn't over.

-我告訴妳，這還沒結束

I'm going to Anton's office.

我現在要去安東尼的辦公室

- Anton doesn't have an office.

-安東尼根本就沒辦公室

- Oh, doesn't he?

-哦，是這樣嗎？

[laughing maniacally]

(魔王般的笑)

[both laughing maniacally]

(雙方都在狂笑)

- Wait, why are we laughing?

-等一下，我們到底是在笑什麼啊？

- Well, because Lori said you don't have an office,

-喔，因為羅莉說妳沒辦公室啊

and now you do.

但你現在有囉

- [laughs] Ian, this is so great.

-(笑)伊恩，你真夠義氣的

I can't wait to start making executive decisions

我等不及要來辦一些公事了

and to find out what an executive decision is.

還要了解公事到底是在幹嘛

- Dude, you're gonna be great.

-兄弟，你肯定會做得

Way better that Lori. [laughs]

比羅莉還要更好 (笑)

Hey, you know, I asked for Friday off,

嘿，你知道嗎，我跟她說我禮拜5要請假

and she totally shut me down.

可她卻完全不甩我耶

- So unfair! Where does Lori get off?

-真不公平！那她到底都在辦公室搞什麼鬼啊？

- Well, usually in her office with an audiobook.

-恩，大概都躲在辦公室聽她的有聲書吧

Hey-o!

嘿唷！

- [laughs] Nice!

-(笑)真讚！

- Yeah. Oh.

-耶，喔

Bing!

叮！

Why don't you just give me Friday off?

那你可以准我的假嗎？

- Oh, no. Uh, no.

-呃，這可不行

Lori wouldn't like that.

羅莉會不高興的

She does all the scheduling.

她都做好安排了

- Oh, right, right.

-喔，嘿啦嘿啦

Because executive owners don't have any real authority?

我看八成是因為你這個主管根本一點威嚴都沒有吧？

- Hey.

-嘿

I have real authority. - Really?

老子可握有大權呢 -真的嗎？

What have you ever authorized?

你握有什麼大權過？

- You know what?

-你知道嗎？

I authorize this:

我可是要批准這個:

you're gonna get this Friday off,

你這禮拜5可以不用來

and every Friday after that.

而且以後每個禮拜5也都不用來

- Oh, you play hardball.

-喔，你來硬的吼

- Yeah. - I respect that.

-耶 -佩服佩服

You know, pretty soon you're gonna be paying

你知道，也許你待會可以幫我

for all my lunches or something.

付一下午餐錢或什麼的

[chuckles] - Done.

(笑) -成交

Here.

來吧

All yours.

拿去花吧

- Now that's what I call a boss.

-我現在知道為什麼你被稱作老闆了

There's a lot of ones in here.

這裡面也多1塊了吧

[video games beeping and dinging]

(電玩遊戲聲)

- If Ian can have Friday off, I should be able

-如果伊恩可以在禮拜5休假，那我也可以

to get a massage therapist.

請一位按摩師來啊

- What are you talking about?

-妳在胡說什麼啊？

- [sighs] I'm so stressed.

-(嘆氣)我壓力很大耶

I haven't slept in weeks.

我都失眠好幾個禮拜了

Do you ever have dreams where Pete--

妳有沒有夢過皮特...

- I don't care about your dreams.

-我不管妳夢到什麼東西

I specifically told Ian he cannot have Friday off.

我已經很明確地告訴伊恩他不能在禮拜5休假了

- Well, Ian told me that Anton told him

-是嗎，可是伊恩跟我說安東尼允許

that he could have Friday off.

他可以在禮拜5休假耶

- Guys, Ian said that Anton said we could have bathrobe Tuesdays.

-各位，伊恩說安東尼允許我們可以每周2穿浴袍來上班耶

- No, we cannot.

-不行，這我不允許

And today is Monday.

況且今天是禮拜1耶

- Yeah, but Ian said that Anton said today could be Tuesday.

-是沒錯啦，但伊恩告訴我小安說今天也能當星期2

- I'm gonna have that boy on a skewer.

-看來是時候該給他們一點教訓了 (譯註: have something on a skewer原意指將東西放在烤盤上燒烤，此處延伸其意指要讓人好看)

Ian, please come to my office right now.

伊恩，請你現在立即到我的辦公室來

- Lori, please come to Anton's office.

-羅莉，請妳自己走到安東尼的辦公室

- Ian, please come to my office and bring Anton with you.

-伊恩，請你來我的辦公室，順便帶上安東尼

- I'm sorry, Anton is busy right now

-真是不好意思，安東尼現在可忙著呢

and would like Ian to stay in the office with him

而且他需要伊恩陪他待在辦公室裡

to help him with important work.

協助她處理重要的工作

- Mom, hold for Dad.

-媽，請將電話轉接給老爸

Dad, please hold for Mom.

爸，請將電話轉接給老媽

- What important work?

-到底是什麼重要的工作？

- He's holding a conference call.

-他在接洽一場重要的會議來電呢

- It's working!

-真的有用耶！

- Ian, get in my office.

-伊恩，馬上來我的辦公室

- No.

-我不要

- Ian, you have ten seconds.

-伊恩，我給你10秒鐘

If you're not in my office,

你如果不來我的辦公室

I will wipe you from this planet.

我就要把你踢到外太空

Ten, nine, eight--

10, 9, 8...

- Seven, six--

-7, 6...

- Five--

-5...

- Six. - Five!

-6 -5！

- Six. - Five!

-6 -5！

Stop counting back up!

不要再亂倒數了！

- I'm sorry, Lori.

-真是抱歉呢，羅莉

I'm going to have to put you on hold.

我現在可能得對妳通話保留囉

[upbeat pop music]

(歡愉的搖滾樂)

- [groans]

(嘆氣)

[grumbling indistinctly]

(發出低語牢騷)

Put me on damn hold.

去你媽的通話保留

Who the hell he think he is?

他到底腦袋裡裝什麼啊？

- [singing] Bathrobe Tuesdays

-(唱歌)周2浴袍日

Bathrobe Tuesdays

周2浴袍日

- I totally went into the wrong office.

-我真的覺得我走錯辦公室了耶

Anton would've let us get a massage therapist.

安東尼竟然讓我們聘請按摩師耶

- Yeah, I mean, I don't think it's too late.

-對呀，現在應該還不算太遲

Just email Ian.

趕快傳簡訊給伊恩知道

He said that Anton encourages us all to dream big.

他說安東尼鼓勵我們做自己想做的事

- Guys, Anton said I could turn the prize booth

-各位，安東尼告訴我可以把獎品區

into a rain forest.

拿來蓋一座雨林耶

- [laughs]

-(笑)

See? [phone dings]

妳看！(手機提醒鈴聲)

- [gasps] Ooh!

-(吸氣) 嗚！

Anton says deep tissue for everyone!

安東尼說每個人都可以來深度按摩呢！ (deep tissue massage著重身體最深層的肌肉，以及放鬆緊繃的區塊)

[singing] both: Bathrobe Tuesdays

(唱歌) 兩人: 周2浴袍日

Bathrobe Tuesdays

周2浴袍日

- Bathrobe Tuesdays

-周2浴袍日

- I love backrubs and massages

-我愛背部馬殺雞

- Bathrobe Tuesdays

-周2浴袍日

- Oh, yeah, it's my pleasure, Pete.

-喔，當然，皮特這是我的榮幸

You go ahead and get that laser eye surgery

你儘管放心去做眼睛雷射手術

and we'll just fit it in Pork E. Pine's health plan.

我們會把這項排程放在小箭豬健康計劃裡的

- We don't have a health plan.

-我們根本就沒有健康計劃好嗎

What the hell is going on?

你們這裡到底是在搞什麼鬼啊？

- Oh, Anton, your 4:00 is here.

-喔，安東尼，4點了呢

- Oh, yeah. Send them in--oh.

-喔對了，該寄...喔

Hi, and welcome to my office.

嗨，歡迎妳來到我的辦公室

- It's not your office.

-這裡不是你的辦公室

We're in the staff room.

這裡是員工休息室

- Well, let's just say that this is where Anton's office begins

-不不不，從現在開始我們都稱這裡是安東尼的辦公室了

and you are over that line.

而且妳超線囉

- You're not pointing to anything.

-妳根本就沒有指出我到底超越哪條線

- It's your toe.

-妳的腳趾頭啊

Your toe's over the line.

妳的腳趾頭越線了

- It's not my toe, it's the shadow of my toe.

-那不是我的腳趾頭，那是腳趾頭的影子好嗎？

- Well, I think we can all agree here that, uh,

-這個嘛，我想我們都認同一件事，呃

the shadow counts as part of your body.

就是影子應該也算是妳身體的一部份吧

- Shut up, short stack!

-住口，你這沒本事的傢伙 (譯註: short stack原是德州撲克裡籌碼短缺的意思，此處衍伸指一個人沒有本事)

- Oh, look at the time!

-喔，看看現在幾點了

I'm so sorry.

真是抱歉捏

We have a 4:05 that's super important.

我們4點5分有一場非常重要的事情要辦

- Oh, yeah, my 4:05.

-喔耶，4點5分

- Yeah, so could you please step out?

-耶，所以可以麻煩您先離開一下嗎？

We have a lot of work to do.

我們還有很多事要忙呢

- Oh, you think you have a lot of work to do now?

-喔，所以你現在的意思是你很忙就對了？

- Mm. - No.

-恩 -最好是

I'm gonna show you work.

我來告訴你們什麼才叫忙

Tell me who--you don't know who the hell you're talking to

也不想想你們在跟誰講話，口氣那麼大

'cause your damn office's a staff room.

就因為你們那假扮的破辦公室

[grumbling indistinctly]

(發牢騷)

- [exclaims]

(驚嘆)

And once we have the trees rooted,

我們可以在這裡種些樹

we can turn the ball pit into a pond like this.

還可以把球池拆了蓋一個池塘，像這樣

Look.

你看

- Wait, I can't see.

-等一下，我現在看不到

A pond would be perfect for the anaconda

池塘旁邊放一尾巨蟒一定帥呆了

that Anton just approved.

反正我們怎麼亂搞，小安都會通通答應

It's being shipped in from Miami as we speak.

我們可以叫他從邁阿密運過來

- Yes.

-就是說啊

- What you got going on here?

-你們在這裡到底在做什麼啊？

- Oh, hi, Lori.

-喔，嗨，羅莉

- Don't be mad.

-先別生氣啊

You're gonna love what the rain forest air

妳的皮膚會愛上這裡的

does to your skin.

雨林氛圍的

- Oh, I'm not mad.

-喔，我沒有生氣啦

- You're not?

-妳沒有？

- Actually, I would put a second rain forest

-事實上呢，我還打算要蓋第2座雨林呢

behind the beanbag corner and have a zip line

在那些豆子沙袋後面，而且我還想在兩座雨林

running in between the two.

之間設置一個鋼索滑行道呢

- Genius!

-太有智慧了

Because to feed the anaconda,

因為如果我要餵巨蟒的話

you got to drop food in from above.

就可以直接從上面丟食物下來呢

- Uh-huh. She's so smart.

-對啊，她真夠聰明的

You're so smart. - Right?

妳真聰明 -可不是嗎？

- Mm-hmm.

-恩亨

- There we go.

-好啦

Now it's clear,

我想現在非常明顯

and there's no mistaking your executive suite.

就是這裡已經完全是你的辦公室了呢

- [sighs]

-(嘆氣)

Do you think we should make a fan page for me too?

你覺得要不要也來為我做一個粉絲專頁呢？

- Yes.

-好啊

- Please get this to Anton.

請將把這個轉交給安東尼

This is all the work he's gonna need now that he's in charge.

這是他所有的代辦工作，且他必須全權負責

- What is all this?

-這些是什麼東西？

- Tax forms, invoices, bills.

-稅單、發票還有帳單

- [scoffs] - Bills?

-(噁笑) -帳單？

- Especially the Internet bill.

-尤其是那個網路費呢

It's due immediately.

他就快到期囉

- It's a trick.

-聽妳在唬爛

Everyone knows the Internet is free.

大家都知道網路是免費的，拜託

- There are also permits you're gonna have to get

-你還得允許丁格在這裡

for Dinger's rain forest, and the city will want to see

蓋一座雨林，還有一些要建城市

the schematics.

的概要

- Schematics?

-概要？！

Oh, Ian, you can just take care of all this.

-喔伊恩，我想這你應該可以全權負責吧？

- Uh, nope. That's above my pay grade.

-呃不，這可超出我的負責範圍了呢

- But I didn't want any of this.

-可我根本不想做這些事啊

I just want to be the boss.

我只想當個老大而已

You know, like the queen of England.

就跟英國女王一樣

- That's the prime minister.

-那是首相好嗎？

The queen is a pretty figurehead

英國女王只是虛位元首

who lifts the spirits around her.

只是一個精神領袖罷了

- Oh, like me.

-喔，就像我一樣

- Right. - Mm.

-沒有錯的 -對呀

- So why don't you be queen, I'll be the prime minister

-所以呢，你何不當一個女王就好，讓我來當首相

and run this place again.

然後重新經營這家餐廳呢？

- No deal.

-妳別做夢了

Anton wants $1 million and an expense account.

安東尼可是要1百萬和一個戶頭

- Dude, shut up! I get to be the queen!

-兄弟閉嘴啦，我比較想當一個女王！

You know what?

妳知道嗎？

I'm gonna go buy a bunch of weird hats

我打算買一頂奇怪的帽子

and make myself more queen-like. [giggles]

那樣就會讓我看起來更像女王呢 (笑)

- Anton, wait. No, she's just--

-安東尼，等一下，不要，她只是想要

- And my first order of business as prime minister

-而身為首相的我呢，首要指令就是

is to make you work a double shift every Friday

讓你在每個禮拜5都加2倍的班

until there are no more Fridays.

直到太陽從西邊升起的那一天為止

Hmm.

哼