This episode: Thomas Sanders!

這一集的內容是： Thomas Sanders！

(narrator) Now the judge will choose the winner.

（旁白：現在評審即將選出勝利者）

(in video) I can't decide.

（我無法決定）

They're all cute and they're mine now.

（牠們都很可愛，現在牠們都是我的了）

- What? - (goofy laughter)

-（什麼？！） -（高飛笑聲）

Oh, that's jacked up.

哦，這個結果不對吧（笑）

You can't just take dogs away from people.

你不能就這樣把狗帶離飼主阿

That dude, he's on Vine, right?

這位老兄，他經常在Vine上，對不對？

Did he actually steal the dogs?

他真的把那些狗偷走了嗎？

I would call the cops on him.

我會叫警察來抓他

You don't have to take the final.

（你可以不用考期末考）

(students cheer enthusiastically)

（眾人歡呼）

You can just be jobless and homeless for life.

（你的人生就能夠變得找不到工作或是無家可歸）

- (in video) Totally worth it, guys! - (laughs)

（一切都值得了，大夥們！）

What the heck?

這發生什麼事了？

That's just a bad choice.

真是個不好的抉擇

That's probably me and my friends.

那可能就是我和我朋友

You gonna risk your lives?

（你要為你的生命冒險嗎？）

(soldiers) Sir, yes, sir!

（眾兵：是的長官！！）

- Leave no man behind? - Sir, yes, sir!

（不依靠任何人嗎？） （眾兵：是的長官！！）

Does this outfit make me look fat?!

（這身打扮讓我看起來很肥嗎？！）

- (sympathetically) No! - Yes.

（眾兵：才不會呢） 會

(all) No! No! No! No!

（眾兵：不！不！不！不會！）

(cracking up)

（開懷大笑）

Okay, these things are hilarious!

好的，這一切都很歡樂！

Story time!

（故事時間！）

(narrator) Little did she know the mysterious figure

（Thomas：稍後她就會知道是什麼神秘的東西）

- creeping up behind her... - (lady yelps)

（Thomas：爬到她身上了.......）

- Oh! (laughs) - (lady giggles)

哦！

So they just go up to random people and get those reactions?

所以他就是隨機尋找路人然後拍攝他們的反應嗎？

I've seen the narrating people.

我看過他給路人作旁白

I know this guy, but I don't know his actual name.

我知道這個人，但我不知道他的真名

Story time!

（故事時間！）

(narrator) The man knew exactly what to do to embarrass his son.

（Thomas：這位先生知道怎麼做會讓自己的兒子感到丟臉）

- Oh my gosh! - (son groans)

（哦我的老天爺啊！）

(narrator) ...to embarrass his son.

（Thomas：....讓他兒子感到丟臉）

- (son groans) - (narrator chuckles)

這真的很有趣

That was pretty funny.

他就是隨機找上路人然後這麼做

He just goes up to somebody random and just does that.

（故事時間！）

Story time!

（Thomas：這間房間裡的所有藝術品）

(narrator) Of all of the works of art in this room,

（Thomas：她全部都非常喜愛）

- she was the loveliest. - (woman giggles)

哦真不錯

Oh, that's so nice.

（Thomas：...她全部都非常喜愛）

(narrator) ...she was the loveliest.

也不全然都在搞怪嘛

- (woman giggles) - Not creepy at all.

他...他像是在搭訕嘛，這好像有點噁心

He was, like, flirting. That was kinda gross.

這就是你為當事人作他們的人生旁白會發生的事

That's what happens when you narrate people's lives.

（早安啊！ 眾鳥：早安Thomas）

- Good morning! - (birds) Good morning, Thomas!

（多麼美麗的......）

What a beautiful--

（等等？！會說話的鳥？！）

What the--?! Talking birds!

（眾鳥：你逃離不了我們哦～）

(birds) You can't escape us!

這是什麼啊？！

What the heck?!

（等等？！會說話的鳥？！）

What the--?! Talking birds!

（眾鳥：你逃離不了我們哦～） （爆笑）

- (birds) You can't escape us! - (cracks up)

那些鳥是神經病嗎？

Those birds are psychopaths.

再撥一次剛剛那段！

Show that one again.

（售票者：抱歉，這是保護級哦）

(ticket seller) Sorry, it's PG-13.

（清喉嚨） （你們認為呢？）

(man off screen clears throat) What were you thinking?

哦

Oh.

（變魔術） （你們會需要這些！）

- (whimsical chime) - You'll need these!

（請給我一張！） 嗚～

- Ooh-- - (in video) One, please!

（售票員：是的先生） 聰明的方法

- (ticket seller) Yes, sir! - That's smart.

我覺得我會是那種父母

I feel like that'd be me as a parent.

（猜猜看我拿到了什麼？）

Guess what I've got!

（孩子歡呼）

(children cheer)

-（哈哈哈哈哈哈） -（太好了！）

- (laughter) - (kids) Yes! Yes!

（不，這只是一個箱子）

No, it's a box.

（阿哈哈！阿哈哈！阿哈！）

(crazed laughter)

我會這麼做，如果我的孩子很壞的話

That's what I would do if my kids were too spoiled.

這真是亂來，這不公平阿

That's messed up. That's not fair.

（誰準備好要學習這週的課程了呢？）

Who's ready for a new week of learning?

我！

Me!

（抱歉這裡沒有人）

Sorry, nobody's here.

（或許你們應該要離開這裡）

Maybe you should just go away.

我想知道他們做這支影片用了多久的時間

(suppressed laughter)

如果這招有用的話

I wonder how long that took to make.

（大夥們我們要去葛萊美獎囉）

If only that works.

（為什麼我們停車了？）

Guys, we're going to the Grammys.

（葛萊妮！） 哦.....

(all cheer)

葛萊妮家....

Why're we stopping?

這真的是一個很棒的小把戲

(women cheer)

很棒啊，給他兩個讚

- (in video) Granny! - Oh.

我要全部再看一次！

"The Grannys".

問答時間

That's actually a pretty good trick.

所以你之前看過這個人嗎？

Great. Two thumbs up.

沒有x3

Show me all of that again.

我沒有耶

(children) Question time!

有，在Vine上看過

(Finebros) So have you ever seen that guy before?

有，我看過。就是在滑過Vine的時候

No.

根據他的Vine，你要如何形容

I have not.

-這個人的人格呢？ -他跟我一樣奇怪

Yes, on Vine.

他看起來是個很樂天、

Yes, I have-- just scrolling through Vine.

像是外向的人

(Finebros) How would you describe this guy's personality

他就是一個開心果

- based on his Vines? - He's weird like me. (giggles)

他很奇怪、惹人厭又很詭異

He looks like a happy type of guy,

所以他的名字是Thomas Sanders

like an outgoing type of person.

好的

He's just a hilarious laughter guy.

他有五百萬的跟隨者

He's weird, obnoxious, and creepy.

-在那個叫做Vine的應用程式上 -這樣很多跟隨者耶

(Finebros) So his name is Thomas Sanders.

哇嗚～有很多跟隨者耶

Okay.

他是Vine裡面最受歡迎、最多跟隨者的人

(Finebros) And he has over 5 million followers

你覺得他為什麼這麼受歡迎呢？

- on an app called Vine. - That's a lot of followers.

因為他很滑稽！

Wow, that's a lot of followers.

他是個很好玩的傢伙，這就是原因

(Finebros) He's one of the most popular people on all of Vine.

他的Vine影片與眾不同且極具創意

Why do you think he's that popular?

這非常....中規中矩（嘲諷）

Because he's hilarious!

他有很多不同類型的Vine影片

He does funny stuff. That's why.

相對於其他Viner

His Vines are so different and creative.

他們受歡迎的原因就只有

It's very formatted.

（假咳）均勻的長相

He has so many different types of Vines,

所以，Vine影片只有六秒鐘

as opposed to some of the other Viners

因為那就是Vine的特色

who are only popular because of their looks--

你認為他的影片如果不受限於六秒鐘

(fake cough) Nash!

-還會一樣有趣嗎？ -不會！

(Finebros) So, with Vine, he only makes six second videos

他們很多人都很機靈，所以我覺得

'cause that's how Vine works.

短的影片會拍得比較好

Do you think he would be just as funny if his videos

會

- were longer than six seconds? - No!

會！會！他會！

Most of them are pretty clever, so I think it's good

會，而且我想會讓人大感驚奇

that he has short videos.

會，我認為如果他做長片也會做得很好

Yes.

我認為他可以。感覺他的才幹足以做成

Yeah, yeah, he would be.

你覺得為什麼他和許多在Vine上很受歡迎的人

Yes, and it would be amazing.

他們不做長一點的影片？

Yeah, I think he'd be good if he made longer videos.

他們通常只停留在六秒影片的格式？

I think he could. He looks capable enough.

因為他們很懶（笑）

(Finebros) Why do you think he and so many people

長一點的影片可能會讓人心煩，而且比較花時間

who are popular on Vine don't make longer videos?

長一些的影片有點難做出讓人滿意的作品

They usually just stick to their six seconds on Vine.

我不會說這樣比較容易製作影片

'Cause they're lazy!

比起在YouTube上或其他類似的東西做一整個喜劇

Longer videos might be more frustrating and take more of your time.

那真的會省下許多功夫

It's sort of hard to produce content that's that much longer.

或許他們只喜歡Vine，不喜歡其他東西

I'm not gonna say that they're easy to make,

我會說這樣很忠誠，但你

it's just they take a lot less effort than actually making

並不必須去對一個人忠誠 （Finebros 笑）

a whole comedy thing on YouTube or something like that.

你對大眾媒體忠誠

Maybe because they like Vine and they don't like anything else.

很多人說現在的孩子有

I would say loyalty, but you're not really being

注意力不集中的問題，所以才會有Vine這樣

- necessarily loyal to a person. - (Finebros laughs)

只有六秒鐘影片的東西出來

You're being loyal to social media.

你認為孩子們真的有注意力不集中的問題嗎？

(Finebros) So a lot of people say that kids today have

是的，非常同意

a very short attention span and that's why something like Vine,

我只能說我爸爸是這樣覺得

that's only six seconds, works.

你不該對任何人有這般既定印象，但很多小孩......確實有一點這樣的問題

Do you agree that kids have a short attention span?

我不能認同大家對孩子有這種既定印象

Yeah, pretty much.

而且我也不認同我們有注意力不集中的問題

Let's just say my dad agrees.

我不知道是否有我們這一代和其他世代的統計研究及數據做比較

You really shouldn't stereotype anybody, but a lot of kids...that's sorta true.

是啊，因為有些孩子覺得無聊

I don't really like when people stereotype kids like that,

像你現在這樣嗎？

and I don't think we have short attention spans.

-我不無聊！ -（Finebros笑）

I don't know if there are statistics comparing us to other generations.

所以話題回到Thomas

Yeah, because some kids get bored of stuff.

他擁有許多不同類型的Vine影片.....

(Finebros) Like you right now?

-你們有比他的多嗎？ -等等！ Emma！

- I'm not bored! - (Finebros laughs)

我今天已經準備好要看更多來當作消遣了

(Finebros) So back to Thomas.

他拍影片的方式像是在路上為人們作旁白

He makes a lot of different types of these Vine videos--

或是在影片裡當一個很糟糕的家長

- Do you have more of them? - (Finebros) Hold on, Emma.

你比較喜歡哪一種影片類型？

I'm ready to watch more for the rest of this day.

還是你喜歡每次類型都不一樣的影片？

(Finebros) He makes formats like the narrating people on the street,

我喜歡每次都不一樣的影片

or videos about him one day being a bad parent.

如果每次都不一樣，大家就不知道要期待什麼東西

Which do you like more-- when they're in a format

我覺得這樣比較有趣

or when they are different every time?

我比較喜歡期待某樣東西

I like ones that are really random.

而不是：「哦！希望下次還能很有趣」

If they're random, people won't really know what to expect.

我喜歡那種：完全隨機

I feel like that might be more funny.

但同時也是好看的系列

I like being able to expect something,

我要說我都喜歡，因為兩種都有各自的特色

and not having to be, "Oh, I hope it's funny."

-來呈現影片 -嗯哼

I like when it's just something completely random,

我可以看更多嗎？ （Finebros大笑）

but then also, at the same time, it's nice to see a series.

所以他有很多Vine影片是在教室裡拍的

I gotta say both because they both have a unique way

-甚至和真正的老師一起拍 -真的嗎？

- to express the video. - (Finebros) Mmm hmm.

校長知道嗎？

- May I watch more? - (Finebros cracks up)

我的老師會殺了我（笑）

(Finebros) So a lot Vines he makes are in classrooms

妳會希望妳的同學做像這樣的事嗎？

- and even with real teachers. - Really?

不！不要不要不要！我不要陷入麻煩裡

Did the principal know?

會

My teachers would kill me. (laughs)

會！

(Finebros) Do you wish you had a classmate that did things like that?

會，因為這樣課堂就會變得有趣得多

No! No, no, no. I would get in trouble.

有這樣的事還不錯，可是學校是學習的地方

Yeah.

如果你都忙著在拍Vine影片的話，就沒辦法讀書學習了

Yes!

會希望啊，但我的老師不會喜歡這樣的

Yes, 'cause then the class would just be more fun.

我希望他們也會喜歡

It would be great to have that, but school is a place to learn.

他們不好玩，超無聊

You can't really learn if you're making Vines all the time.

（火大啦！）

Yeah, but my teachers aren't like that.

接著最後一個問題，如果Thomas看了這一集

I wish they were.

你要給他的Vine什麼評語呢？

They're not fun. They're boring.

Thomas，繼續做吧，因為真的很有趣

(Finebros) Burrrrrn!

你是個很酷的傢伙，繼續做這些超棒的事情吧

(Finebros) So last question: if Thomas does watch this episode,

你的影片超歡樂的！保持下去

what would you say to him about his Vines?

你....可能.....當不了......一個父親

Thomas, keep making them 'cause they're really funny.

做！更多的！好笑的！影片！拜託！

You're a cool guy. Keep up with the good work.

謝謝妳（嘻嘻笑）

Your videos are so hilarious! Keep it up.

感謝你收看這一集的「小朋友反應」

You probably shouldn't be a father.

在留言告訴我們下一次要反應哪一位Vine 明星

Make more hilarious videos, please!

故事時間！

Thank you. (giggles)

看這支影片的所有人點下了「訂閱」按鈕！

Thank you so much for watching this episode of Kids React!

再見啦！

Let us know in the comments what Vine star we should react to next.

現在我可以再看一遍了嗎？

Story time!

All the people who are watching this video hit the subscribe button.

Good bye!

Now can I watch it again?

♪ (end music) ♪