Heartbreak, it sucks.

心碎，糟透了。

There's no other way to put it.

沒有適合詮釋心碎的字眼。

One day you had the entire world and then the next day, it's all gone.

今天你還擁有全世界，然後隔天一切灰飛煙滅。

Food loses its taste.

食之無味。

You no longer feel the need to do laundry.

你不再覺得洗衣服是必要的。

And the shower turns into your own personal cry chamber.

淋浴間變成你的哭泣室。

All those seconds, minutes, hours, days wasted on something that only ended in bitter disappointment.

曾經付出的每分每秒、每日每刻，最後演變成苦澀、令人失望的結局。

And now you're alone with no idea of what's next.

而現在你孤單一人，完全不知道會發生什麼事。

What do you even do with your time now?

你該如何填補這空虛的人生呢？

Do you go for a walk?

要去散步嗎？

Do you write a novel?

還是寫本小說？

Maybe try your hand at street art with sidewalk chalk?

或許試試街頭藝術，用粉筆在人行道上塗鴉？

Come on, that's a little ridiculous.

拜託，這未免也太扯了，

Your days used to be filled with hope and excitement, and now nothing.

你的人生曾經被希望與快樂填滿，現在只有虛無。

You're now back in the chase for the next best thing.

現在的你，被迫回到那個追逐快樂的從前。

You're sick of swiping through these stupid apps.

你早已厭煩滑過一個又一個愚蠢的app。

No, no, maybe?

不，這個也不，這個可能可以？

No, you just--- Zack!

-算了，你只是... -Zack！

Are you seriously still sad about finishing binge watching Breaking Bad?

你還在為一口氣追玩《絕命毒師》而傷心難過嗎？

It was so good.

《絕命毒師》真的很好看。

I'll never have anything like that again.

我這輩子不可能再看到這麼好看的影集了。

Okay, get over it.

好喔，快點克服。

Come hang out with your girlfriend.

來陪陪你的女朋友。

No, I'm good.

不了，我這樣很好。

I'm just gonna sit here and sulk.

我只想坐在這兒自怨自艾。

Okay, just gonna go.

好喔，那我走囉。

Seriously?

你認真的？

Some people, like your girlfriend, will never understand.

有些人，像你的女朋友，永遠無法了解。

In that week and a half, you watched over 47 hours of quality television.

在一周半的時間裡，你花了47小時沉浸在高品質的節目中。

The characters, story, and setting are now a part of you.

劇中的人物、劇情、場景，已經成為你的一部分。

Now will never change.

這是不可抹滅的。

There will never be another...

世界上絕對不會再有另一個...

What is The People v. O.J. Simpson?

《美國犯罪故事：公眾與O·J·辛普森的對決》是什麼？

And just like that, you were swept off your feet by something new.

就這樣，你又為新的影集而神魂顛倒。

You have a new outlook on your life.

你的人生有了新的篇章。

Food is as rich as ever.

食物變得跟以往一樣美味。

Laundry got a little easier.

洗衣服變得沒那麼麻煩。

And the shower turned back into your recording studio.

而淋浴間又變成了你專屬的錄音室。

Life is good again.

人生又變美好了。

Wait, how is there only 10 episodes?

等等，為什麼這只有 10 集？

Wait, what do you mean this is a mini series?

等等，什麼叫做迷你影集？

A mini series?

迷你影集？

This isn't happening to me again!

這不可能又發生在我身上！

And it's the circle of life.

這就是生命的輪迴。

The quest continues.

持續追尋與探索。

Here's to binge watching.

向影集人生致敬。

I hate you and I love you, so so much.

我對你真的是又愛又恨。

(Somber jazz music)

（憂鬱的爵士音樂）