Last mag! We gotta move!

最後一個彈夾! 我們得轉移陣地了!

Exit is blocked! They're coming up!

撤退點被封鎖了! 他們上來了!

Where's BrianD!?

BrianD到底在哪!?

How's the long way home, BrianD?

回家的路途如何, BrianD?

-Sweaty enough for you? - Can we do this later, K-Pop?

-汗流得夠多嗎? -可以等一下再說嗎, 韓風哥?

I'm late for a clan match!

我要趕不上戰隊比賽了!

This FPS twitcher thinks he's gonna be the next Law!

這個FPS愛好者自以為他可以成為下一個Law!

What do you guys want, already?

你們到底想要幹麻啦?

Same thing every real-time strategenius wants...

每個策略天才都想要的東西...

Resources.

資源

Our next guest was PwnZwn's Amateur Player of the Year...

我們下一位特別來賓是PwnZwn的年度最佳業餘玩家

and PetiteElite's "Hunkiest Teen Gamer of the Decade."

以及PetiteElite的 "十年來最火辣的年輕玩家"

He's also Varsity FPS captain at Video Game High School...

他也是電玩高校FPS校隊的隊長

and sorry ladies. He's taken.

不過抱歉了女士們。他有女友了

Hold onto your rumble packs, 'cause here comes The Law!

準備掌聲尖叫，讓我們歡迎The Law!

There he is!

他在那!

Law ready for this?

Law 準備好了嗎?

So, uh...

所以, uh...

Who wants to see a trickshot demo?

誰想要看特技射擊表演?

Oh, I do!

喔, 我想要!

She does.

她想要

It took me three weeks to grind for that stuff!

我花了三個禮拜才集到那東西!

And it took me three seconds.

而我只花了三秒

I guess that's what you'd call, uh...

我想這就是所謂的...

Strategy.

策略

GG BrianD. See you tomorrow.

GG BrianD. 明天見

Yeah!

沒錯!

See you tomorrow...

明天見

Forever!

一輩子!

Hey mom school was great! Love you, bye!

嘿 媽 今天在學校過的很好! 愛你, 掰!

-Can I touch them...? - Yeah you can touch both of them!

-我可以摸嗎? -兩個你都可以摸摸看!

Sorry I'm late.

抱歉我遲到了

Glad you could join us, cap!

真高興你來了, 隊長!

Alright let's go! On me!

好了 行動! 跟我走!

Did you guys see that?

你們剛剛看到了嗎?

That was insane! Dude I...

超瘋狂的! 兄弟, 我...

Thanks man!

謝啦! 兄弟

So you told me backstage that this is what's called a "pubstomp?"

所以你偷偷的告訴我這就是所謂的"pubstomp"?

What else happened backstage, Bella?

在後臺還發生了啥事呢, Bella?

Anyway, girls...

總之, 女孩們

"Pubstomping"; is when a pro like me...

"Pubstomping" 指的是當一個像我這樣的高手

goes into a random server and lays down the, uh...

隨便進入一個伺服器然後電爆...

Let me hear you out there!

讓我聽聽你們的歡呼聲!

Long arm of the Law! Long arm of the Law!

無敵的the Law! 無敵的the Law!

I love this crowd.

我愛這群傢伙

Left flank... Occam's Laser on three?

像左翼前進... Occam's Laser on three戰術?

Just like the Milwaukee Invitational.

就像Milwaukee邀請賽一樣

Let's go.

走吧

Get ready to rush the point...

準備衝到下一個位置...

Brian! Take the cat out!

Brian! 把貓帶出去!

First I gotta put the cat out!

讓我先把貓給帶出去!

It's like every time!

每次都一樣!

Cheeto...

Cheeto...

Cheeto!

Cheeto!

Cheeto... Chee-to! Cheeto.... Cheeto...

Cheeto... Chee-to! Cheeto.... Cheeto...

What are you guys doing?

你們在幹麻?

-AFK. - Cheeeee-to!

-掛機阿(Away from keyboard) - Cheeeee-to!

-Here kitty kitty - Oh my God. Guys...

-貓咪來 -天阿 夥伴們...

We need a new captain.

我們需要個新隊長

Yeah... looks like we got ourselves a server...

嗯... 看來我們找到了一個伺服器

Why did we just reset?

為啥伺服器重置了?

THE LAW HAS ENTERED. THE GAME.

THE LAW 已加入遊戲

Alright guys - nobody panic!

好吧夥伴們 大家別害怕!

Got him.

中了

Got him, aw God.

中了, 天哪

So much power. So much power everytime!

我太強了. 每次都這麼強

Run!

快跑啊!

Chee-to...

Chee-to...

Come here Cheeto!

過來阿 Cheeto!

Cheeto!!

Cheeto!!

That's incredible, right?

那招超屌的, 對吧?

I still feel that rush all the time.

我每次都還感覺得到那股刺激感

Oh my gosh... One time I took out an entire family with that move.

天阿... 有一次我用那招幹掉了整個家族

Cheeto!

Cheeto!

Cheeto...

Cheeto...

Cheeto... good kitty...

Cheeto... 貓咪乖...

Cheeto... Augh! Ow!

Stupid cat!

你這隻笨貓!

That one got 'em good.

好爽

Ah! Looks like this guy's AFK!

哈! 看來這傢伙在AFK呢!

"Away from keyboard.";

就是"Away from keyboard."

Let's see if we can have some fun with him.

來看看我們能不能耍耍他

Mom! Where's the iodine?

媽! 碘酒在哪?

Whatever, kid.

隨便吧, 孩子

Okay...!

好吧...!

Close one!

好險!

Hot...

燙...

Hot!

好燙!

So what was that move called?

所以那招叫十麼?

You know what? It's not really a move...

你...知道嗎? 那根本就不算啥招式...

I got-- I got... I got...

我被... 我被... 我被...

Killed.

殺了

You know, it's a pubstomp - anything can happen...

你知道的, 只是場pubstomp - 任何事都可能發生...

Who was that guy? Right?

那傢伙是誰啊? 沒錯吧?

Who was that guy?

那誰啊?

So, uh...

所以, uh...

Alright I guess, uh...

好吧 我想 uh...

Commercial break or something like that?

進廣告之類的?

- Law Killer, Law Killer - BrianD you king!

-Law 殺手, Law 殺手 -BrianD 你是王者!

And yet the President's condition is still unknown at this time...

另外總統狀況目前還是毫無下落

A nation waits with...

整個國家等著...

Frag Alert!

手榴彈警報

Hold onto your joysticks, zoners!

抓好你的搖桿, zoner們!

We got ourselves a late-breaking PwnZwn Frag Alert!

我們有個最新的PwnZwn手榴彈警報!

ShotBot? What'cha got?

ShotBot? 你有啥消息?

VGHS superstar The Law humiliated...

電玩高校巨星The Law

live on national television

在全國電視直播上

by a no-name nooblet...

被一個不知名的年輕新手給羞辱了...

in a pubstomp gone wrong!

在一場pubstomp中被反電!

My computation?

我的計算結果?

Frag of the century! Peep the replay!

世紀大驚爆! 來看看重播畫面!

Our sources tell us that unranked player BrianD...

我們的消息指出這位未排名的玩家Brian D

has already been invited to attend the prestigious and exclusive...

已經被邀請前往著名且嚴格的

Video Game High School, a school whose students go on...

電玩高校就讀, 該學校的學生們持續

to make millions in the pros.

在職業聯賽中賺取百萬美金

Yeah that's right we were TOTALLY with Brian when he got the call for VGHS!

對! 沒錯! 當Brian接到電玩高校時我們完全支持他!

We love you BrianD! - Yeah! Brian!

我們愛你BrianD! -沒錯!Brian!

Give me a break!

少來了!

What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes?

-是啥讓這個曇花一現的小鬼自認為他有實力的?

-What makes this flash-in-the-pan fluker think he's got what it takes? - Ron...

-是啥讓這個曇花一現的小鬼自認為他有實力的? - Ron...

Ron!

Ron!

I completely agree, Ron!

我完全同意, Ron!

VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country!

電玩高校是國內競爭最激烈的職業電競學院!

VGHS is the most intense pro-gaming academy in the country! - Guys, guys, guys!

電玩高校是國內競爭最激烈的職業電競學院! - 各位, 各位!

Can I just agree with you for one second?

可以給我一秒鐘讓我跟你們一起同意嗎?

Can I just agree with you for one second? - Your agreement's been noted!

可以給我一秒鐘讓我跟你們一起同意嗎? -你的同意已經被注意到了!

Fellas, fellas, fellas! Please!

各位, 各位! 拜託!

Let's just... let's look at their acceptance video, okay?

就讓... 讓我們來看看他們的核准影片, 好嗎?

You will not study physics.

你不會修習物理

You will study physics engines.

你將學習物理引擎

You will not study art.

你不必研究藝術

You will study the art of war!

你將學習戰爭的藝術!

You will learn about biology...

你將在與敵人浴血奮戰

by bathing in the blood of your enemies!

之中學習生物學

Sound good?

聽起來不錯?

Well welcome to VGHS.

歡迎來到電玩高校!

- You have been accepted

-你被錄取了

This is actually happening...

這真的成真了...

Everyone says I won't make it, but...

大家都說我不可能會成功, 但...

I have to try, I mean...

我總得試試啊, 我是說...

I've dreamed of playing on a VGHS team since I was E for Everyone.

因為大家都認為我不夠好, 所以我一直都夢想著要加入電玩高校的隊伍

I hope you understand...

我希望你明白

Classic Cheeto.

你還是老樣子 Cheeto

I'm gonna miss this back and forth.

我會想念這些的

Take care of mom... okay?

照顧好老媽... 好嗎?

Brian?

Brian?

Reporters are here. Let's get you miced up.

記者們來了. 來準備你的麥克風

Love you mom.

愛你喔 媽

I put some extra food in your bowl.

我在你的碗裡放了多餘的食物

Where are you going?

你要去哪?

I'm going to VGHS.

我要去電玩高校

- Brian! Brian!

- Brian! Brian!

- Brian! Brian! - What do you say to your fans, Brian?

- Brian! Brian! -有什麼話想對你的粉絲說嗎 Brian?