So growing up, I believe that we all have that “hoarder” inside of us. We just wanna collect stuff, we wanna catch 'em all

所以從小到大，我相信我們都有內心都有一個收藏家。我們只是想要收集東西，我們全部都想要

So, today I have some interesting stuff that I own, maybe they’re interesting? I’m not sure…yeah…they’re…

所以，今天我有一些有趣的東西，或許蠻有趣的？我不太確定......嗯......它們就......

actually I have no idea why you would want to watch this video

其實我根本不知道你為什麼會想要看這一部影片

But anyway moving along! Let’s jump right into our first contender: water containers

但是不論如何！讓我們直接跳到第一位參賽者：水杯

I love to drink stuff, so naturally I love cups that come in all shapes and sizes

我很喜歡喝東西，所以自然而然，我也喜歡各式各樣的不同杯子

And every time it’s Christmas or New Year or just any gift-giving season for that matter, I’m always drawn into giving one of my old cups as a gift

每次聖誕節、新年或是會送禮物的節日，我總會想要把我的舊杯子拿來送人

I’ve lost a lot of friends because of this

大概很多人因此跟我絕交...

So, out of the many cups that I own, I have two particularly interesting water containers that I've got for you today

所以，在我收集的許多杯子中，我有兩個特別有趣的水杯，而我今天有帶來給你們看

The first one being this, it’s called a memobottle, it’s shaped like an A6 size paper, they’re like A4 size, A5 sizes, different sizes

這個的第一件，它叫做便利貼水瓶，形狀像是A6尺寸的紙，還有像是A4、A5其他不同尺寸的

But it’s shaped like this so that it’s easy for you to store it into your bags, because it’s not cylinder-shaped, it’s flat

但是他形狀就像這樣，這樣子你才可以輕鬆方便的放進袋子裡面，因為它不是圓柱狀的，它是平的

And the second interesting cup, is the one that I’m really loving right now, it’s called stojo

第二有趣的杯子是這一個我現在真的很愛的一個杯子，它叫做Stojo

It might look like just a plain, regular coffee mug, but there’s something special to it

它看起來像個毫不起眼的普通咖啡杯，但是它很特別

what you can do with this coffee mug is that, it’s collapsible

這個咖啡杯其實是可以摺疊的

Did I do it right? Yup! Okay!

我做對了嗎？耶！好！

Other than being ultra portable, it’s good cuz it’s durable, it’s leak-proof, and it’s really easy to take apart and clean

除了是超級方便攜帶，這個好就好在它很耐用、防漏水，很容易拆開、很容易清潔

Also it feels really good to smash it into its tiny form. So, anytime you feel like you need to vent, you can just do it over and over again

把它壓成小杯子感覺真的很好。所以，當你覺得你需要發洩一下，你可以一直這樣重複地做

Next up, we have our Elmo

下一個是Elmo

I have a bizarre obsession for Elmo and I talked about this in a previous video, if you’re interested in that, maybe?

我對 Elmo 真的愛不釋手，我在上次的影片中有提到，如果你有興趣的話... 可能有吧...?

Why would you be? I don’t know. If you are, you can click right here to see that video

為什麼會呢？我不知道。如果你有，你可以點這裡來看那個影片

So, as you can see right here, I’m wearing a Elmo cap and I’m rocking Elmo t-shirt

所以，如你所見，我現在戴了 Elmo 的帽子和穿了 Elmo 的T恤

These are just two out of many wearable Elmos that I have

這些只是我的 Elmo 穿搭的其中之二

Other than wearables, I have a ton, literally a ton of Elmo merchandise

我還有一大堆其他可以穿搭的東西！真的，不誇張

I have right here a pencil case, a wallet, I’ve a cup, I think right here, I have something…yeah, this is an earphone plug, can you see it?

這邊我有一個鉛筆盒、一個皮夾、我有個水杯，我想是在這裡，我還有一個東西......耶，這還有個耳機塞，你有看到嗎？

Can you see that mini Elmo? (Yeah) It’s saying hello~~~

你有看到這個迷你Elmo嗎？(有) 他在跟你說嗨！

Hello world~~~

哈囉，大家好～～～

And some fans even picked up on this quirk and hand-made me a Elmo card. Can you see it?

而且有些粉絲甚至有注意到我這個暗示，手工做給我一張 Elmo 卡片！看到了嗎～

This one is from Yi-Zhen

這個是宜臻送的

And then I have a lot of poker cards. So, we’ve got all these standard Bicycle decks

然後，我有很多的撲克牌。所以，我已經有全部這些腳踏車牌的標準款

So we have the red one, the blue one, the black one, but the most interesting is this one, this is the reversed color deck

所以我有紅色的、藍色的、黑色的，但是這一個最有趣，這一個是顏色反白的圖案

So, this is what it looks like, this Tiger deck, everything is reversed in color, so only black and white

所以，就看起來像這樣，這是老虎圖案的，所有東西都是反白的，所以只有黑色和白色

So these decks are all bought when I was in college

全部這些款式的牌都是我大學時候買的

Back in the days I was pretty fascinated by magic, so I have these special function cards as well

回到當年我在迷魔術的時候，所以我也有這些特殊功能的紙牌

So these are, double-back cards, and then cards with nothing on them

所以這是，正反都背面的紙牌，也有上面什麼東西都沒有的牌

or even double-sided, double-colored cards, so, they’re different colors

或是有正反都是背面、不一樣顏色的牌，所以，它們顏色不一樣

Why did I start magic?

為什麼我開始玩魔術呢？

Well, I was told magic brings all the ladies to the yard

呃，聽說魔術可以把妹

Yep! Didn’t happen

對... 但是我沒把到....

Okay, next up let’s look at some stuff that’s…a little bit…more…nerdy?

好，接下來要看一些... 比較宅的東西

Should be okay? Are you guys okay with this?

應該可以吧？你們可以接受這個嗎？

As some of you might know, my first ever video game was Final Fantasy 7 and I love it to bits

就像你們有些人知道的，我的第一個電視遊戲是最终幻想七，而我愛死它了

And here with me I have the most bad ass villain in the entire Final Fantasy universe, his name is Sephiroth

我這邊的是最終幻想宇宙裡面的最終大壞蛋，他的名字叫做賽飛羅斯

Look at his silky long hair, he has his famous sword right here, this is called the masume

看看他柔順的長髮，這裡也有他最有名的武器，這叫做正宗

and this figurine has a lot of moving parts and you can make him into different…cool poses and…

而且這個模型的身上有很多地方的都可動，你可以把它擺成很酷的姿勢，還有......

...

...

You know, actually, I…

你知道的，其實，我......

I don’t own this, um, I’m keeping this for a friend. Um, yeah

這不是我的，呃，這是我幫一個朋友保管的。呃，沒錯

Moving on, let’s go into some retro devices that I own

繼續，我們來看看一些我的復古東西

Here we have my Gameboy Color, it’s Pokemon theme. And um, yeah, it’s still functional

這裡是我的Gameboy Color (掌上型遊戲機)，這是神奇寶貝主題。而且，耶，它現在還可以用耶

Actually, let me check out this game right here...

其實，讓我現在來試試看這遊戲

...

......

(Hey dude!)

(欸！老兄！)

...

......

And here I have my first ever Gameboy rom, this is a 90 games in 1 rom

然後這是我的第一個Gameboy記憶卡，這一個記憶卡裡面有90個遊戲

Yes, you did not hear that wrong, this is 90 games in 1 rom

對！你沒有聽錯，這一片記憶卡裡面就有90個遊戲

Technology, now we have 1 game and like 90 expansion packs

科技，現在我們一個遊戲就好像要有90個擴充包

And here I have my first ever cellphone from Panasonic

然後這是我的第一支手機，是 Panasonic 的

This reminds me of the time where I just used this to text and call my friends

我還記得我用它傳簡訊和打給朋友的那段時間

actually who am I kidding, I didn’t have any friends back then

開玩笑地，我那時根本沒朋友...

This is a flip phone, so you can do this:

這支是折疊式手機，所以你可以這樣做：

(HA, yeah? Do what?)

(哈！怎樣呀！)

Uh huh, let me try again, let me try...one...one more, one more shot, one more shot

痾，讓我再試試，讓我試......一次......再一次，再拍一次就好

So you can do this

所以你可以這樣做

(Oh~~~)

（哦～～～）

Bet you can’t do that with your smartphone~~~

你的智慧型手機一定無法這樣

Moshimoshi~

你好（日）～

And finally let’s end with a high note. This is…

最後最後，高潮迭起.....

the Bill of Rights

美國權利法案

That’s right, they’re rights

對，他們是權利

Did, did you catch that? (Uh, no…)

你懂嗎？（痾，不......）

Cos right and these are rights. No?

因為對，而且這些是權利。聽不懂？

I don’t want to go into the details about where this originates from, I of course am an expert on this, but you just go Google it

雖然我堪稱是權利法案專家，但我不想要細細解釋這個的緣由，你可以去查一下

I can, however, read the first line for you

不過我可以唸第一句給你聽

We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, en…sure domestic tran…quility

我們美國人民，為了建立一個更完善的聯邦，樹立公平的司法制度，保障......國內的治......安

provide for the common deference...(?) promote the general welfare and secure the…be…be…belongings?

保障國內的治安，籌設共同防衛...？增進全民福利，確保......財...財...財產？

This is in cursive, it’s hard to read!

這是用書寫體寫的，好難念

...Constitution for the United States of America!

......美國憲法！

What does it mean?

什麼意思？

Go Google it

去搜尋一下

So these are the cool things that I own. Hopefully you found this interesting

所以這些就是我的私藏寶貝。希望你們覺得很有趣

But to be honest, I really still don’t know why you would want to watch this video

但是說實話，我真的還是不知道你為什麼會想要看這一部影片呢？

If you like this video, please give it a thumbs up, it helps me out a lot. And if you want to see more, please subscribe right here to my channel

如果你喜歡這部影片，請給我一個讚，對我來說很有幫助。而且如果你想要看更多影片，請追蹤我的頻道

And I also have a Facebook and Instagram account, you can use Ray Du English to search for me

而且我也有一個Facebook和Instagram帳號，你可以用Ray Du English來搜尋我

And that is a wrap, thank you guys for watching as always, and I’ll catch you guys next time! See ya! (See ya~~~)

這是結尾了，一如往常的感謝你們的觀賞，下次再見囉！下次見！（下次見～）