Looks like there was no danger at all.

看來一點危險都沒有.

Corde!

柯笛！

I'm so sorry.

我很抱歉.

I've failed you senator...

議員...我讓你失望了...

Shhhhhhhhh

噓.......

No. You didn't fail me.

不.你沒有讓我失望.

This is actually the exact reason your job exists.

這才是你這份工作存在的價值.

So you did great!

所以你做的很棒！

*dies*

*領便當*

How Star Wars Attack of the Clones Should Have Ended

別擔心.他不會有危險的.

Don't worry. No harm will come to her.

我可以感知他房裡的一切動靜.

I can sense everything going on in that room.

這太危險了！

It's too risky!

加上你的感知力尚未協調, 我的小學徒.

Plus your sense aren't that attuned my young apprentice.

阿阿阿呃阿阿阿阿！

AAAAGRRGHHHHHHHH!

*領便當*

*dies*

不..................！

Nooooooooo!

恰恰, 我必須離開首都！

Jar Jar, I have to leave the capitol

我不在的時候, 我本來是要讓你代勞的...

and I was going to leave you in charge while i'm gone...

但是很抱歉, 因為你一點經驗都沒有...

but, I'm sorry you have like zero experience...

畢竟...你是恰恰...

and well... you're Jar Jar...

所以我找其他人代替我, 好吧？

So I'm going to ask literally anyone else to do the job. Okay?

好的好的！

Okie Day!

咱要回家啦！

Meesa going home!

小心！

Look out!

阿阿呃哇哇嗚咿咿啊啊嘎嘎呃啊！

AAAAAGGRRRBBBLERURRRRAAAGGH!

*領便當*

*dies*

請別那樣看我.

Please don't look at me like that.

為什麼不可以？

Why not?

那眼神讓我不自在.

It makes me uncomfortable.

抱歉啦我的女士.

Sorry my lady.

噁！那更糟糕！

UGH! That makes it worse!

欸！我可以換一個絕地保鏢嗎？

Yeah! Can I get a different jedi?

這個一直給我那種"我要你"的眼神.

This one keeps giving me "I Want You" eyes.

我才沒有！

No I wasn't!

你在我的靈魂深處...

You are in my very soul...

折磨著我！

tormenting me!

我知道！我覺得每天都在一點一滴的失去生命！

I know! I feel as if I'm dying a little each day!

所以你跟我一樣在受苦嗎！

So you are suffering the way that I am suffering!

這多令人痛苦！

The pain is so bad!

痛苦！還有折磨！

The pain! And the torment!

你的吻困擾著我！

Your kiss haunts me!

就像是我心頭的一塊疤！

It is like a scar on my heart!

這會毀了我們！

This is going to destroy us!

喔不....！

Oh NOoooooz!

我可以馬上放棄絕地的一切, 但是我就是不可以！

I could totally leave the jedi right now, but I just can't!

告訴我多一點關於沙子的事情！

Tell me MORE about sand!

真的嗎？！

Really?!

才怪！

Heck NO!

這超怪的, 小安納！

This is freakin weird, Ani!

我從這裡可以一清二楚的看到你的戰鬥服.

I can totally see your suit back there.

戰鬥服！什麼戰鬥服？

Suit! What suit?

你看不到！

No you can't!

我看的到.

Yes I can.

才怪...

Nah...

你就是那個企圖殺掉參議員的賞金獵人對吧？

You're the bounty hunter trying to kill the senator aren't you?

啥啥啥啥啥？怎麼可能！

Whaaaaat? That's crazy!

我不知道你在說什麼！

I don't know what you're talking about!

我看夠了, 你跟我來！

I've seen enough. You're coming with me!

我成功的逮捕了賞金獵人而且我相信他就是我們要找的那個殺手！

I have successfully arrested the bounty hunter I believe to be the assassin we are looking for!

很好！帶他來！偵訊他, 我們會.

Very good! Bring him in! Question him, we will.

好的大師！

Yes Master!

但是有一個小問題！

But you see, there's a problem!

他呃...

He uh...

他有這個小鬼跟著他然後他們...

He has this youngling with him and they...

走開！走開！

Back! Back!

他們不是很合作.

They aren't exactly cooperating.

再加上, 我的戰機只有一個座位所以...

Plus, I only have one seat on my ship so...

我總不能讓他就坐在我大腿上回科羅森吧！

I don't think he's going to sit on my lap all the way back to Coruscant!

他有你可以用的船嗎？

Does he have a ship you can use?

你介不介意我們用你的船啊？

Do you mind if we take your ship?

我是不會讓你用我的船的！

I'm not gonna let you use MY ship!

你們可以派大一點的船過來嗎？！

Could you guys just maybe send a LARGER ship?!

不！我們沒辦法.

No! No we can not.

我們有重要的絕地事務要辦！

Important jedi business we have!

所有絕地武士都在忙嗎？！

ALL of the jedi are busy?!

對！

Yes!

坐在座墊上, 我們必須！

Sit here on cushions, we must!

我真的是一個人包辦所有的工作是嗎？

I'm really doing all of the work aren't I?

答對了！

Yes!

*偷笑*

*yoda giggle*

殺殺殺啊啊啊呃啊啊啊啊！！！！！！

AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

我殺了他們.

I killed them.

一個都沒放過！

Every single one of them!

而且不只是男人！

And not just the men!

連女人....

But the women...

還有小孩也不放過！

and the children too!

他們就像是畜生一樣！

They're like animals!

所以我像宰畜生一樣宰了他們！

So I slaughtered them like animals!

我恨他們！

I HATE THEM!

好吧. 我 呃...

Oookaaaaay. I um...

我忘了一些東西在船上.

I left something on my ship.

馬上回來喔.

I'll be right back.

我說正常人不會跟那傢伙在一起吧, 對嗎？！

I mean NOBODY in their right mind would stay with a guy like that. Right?!

*R2吹口哨*

*whistles*

很厲害嘛, 我的老學徒.

Fought well you have, my old padawan.

這只是開始而已

This is just the beginning!

然後那時後我們發現杜酷帶著這份祕密藍圖, 是一種叫做"死星"的終極武器.

And that's when we found the secret plans, Dooku was carrying for an ultimate weapon called, "The DEATH STAR!"

有能力可以摧毀整個行星！

Capable of destroying entire planets!

*倒抽一口氣*

*gasps*

所以...我們身為和平守護者...

So... being the keepers of the peace that we are...

為了不讓任何危險人物得到這份武器的藍圖...

In order to keep those plans from ever falling into dangerous hands...

我們摧毀了那個藍圖, 讓他永遠消失了！

We destroyed that design, and now it's gone forever!

你做了什麼好事？！

You Did WHAT?!

哎呀我的意思是...

errr uh I mean...

感謝老天！

Thank goodness!

耶！

Yay!

*拍手*

*applause*

*咳咳*

*chuckles*

執行66號密令

Execute order, sixty six.

*尖叫*

*screams*

帕米！

Padme!

把船降下去！

Put the ship down!

理智一點！

Come to your senses!

你會從絕地集團裡被驅逐出去的！

You will be expelled from the Jedi Order!

好啊那再見啦......！！！

Okay then see yaaaaaa!!!!!!

安納金不要啊！

Anakin Noooo!

我討厭他做這種事！

I hate when he does that!

我也會做一樣的事！

I would've done the same thing!