I'm contemplating life

All the struggles in my head

I've been waiting for so long

Had time to write this song

What did I do wrong?

I'm like a ghost in your chatroom

No-ones talking when I do

I'm always sending the best troops

I got our clan name tattooed!

So why!

Does no-one like me!

You never invite me to war!

And I!

Wish you would send me!

My castle's empty!

I'm feeling so ignored!

Whoa!

And I... And I just go to you?

Never missing your requests

That ever came from you. (Came from you.)

Raid

I'm raiding everyday!

As my archers die away.

I hunt elixir for your base to improve!

Another war is declared!

But I'm not there!

I quit my job for this crew (got no more money!)

I got more clan name tattoos!

so why does no one like me?

You never invite me..... to war

And I...... wish you'd send me, my castle's empty

I'm feelin' so ignored!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooooooa!

My shield...... coming to an end..

My walls are broken and I can't defend

from your negligence

and boy, right before my eyes

I got notified to my surprise for the first time in my life.

I see troops! My castle is full!

I was wrong!

They cared all along!

But then I checked,

now I know I have no friends..

Cause a real friend wouldn't send

level 1 Goblins!

So why... does no one like me?

You never invite me to war!

And I... wish you'd send me..

My castle's empty...

I'M FEELIN' SO IGNORED!!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoooooa!

Feelin' so ignored!!!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whooooooa!

Feelin' so ignored!!

See, that's why no one plays Clash of Clans with you.

Oh...

So..

Game of War then?

YEAH!!!!

Oh... look at that, my phone's broken!

So why... does no one like me? You never invite me to war..