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  • The police said line up!

  • I mean, so one of those guys was a cannibal

  • Jose! Don't touch that!

  • Come here, baby, yeah!

  • Yeah man!

  • I hate that guy. So umm...

  • Dumbo!

  • Hippy Power!

  • Plants!

  • English Red Snapper!

  • EWW-ee

  • I think you're breath is...

  • Well maybe it's like a

  • A dead rodent

  • Oh, what kind of rodent?

  • A dead rabbit or something

  • That happens when I drink sauce

  • That's all that was

  • What did you think of the little baby the people showed you?

  • Ehh, you know looked like kinda a nice baby, you know?

  • Umm, not a lot of fat on it

  • I guess it's face looked sort of lame

  • So, they're all kinda the same.

  • It's a tiger!

  • Look out!

  • Oh, I have really gross spit.

  • Let me sleep on the ground

  • You can sleep wherever

  • I can't sleep since you took my puppet!

  • I wouldn't get a tattoo on the face

  • Unless it was of a mask

  • If you're comfortable, then you know

  • I may just touch you on your elbow or something.

  • What?

  • Get back Jennifer, you're gonna be 41

  • Hey, is something going on after work?

  • Because I didn't get an invite to the amazing brunch

  • Emotion

  • Ehh, they're saying they want me to sing Drake up on this couch

  • You should.

  • What is the best job you could imagine without a wig?

  • I guess dodge ball?

  • You know how great it is

  • Like I always said, these waffles are gourmet

  • Freaking fools!

  • Fools get in the way of fools!

  • Here, I have your money

  • You were supposed to pay me back there!

  • Naw, 'cause that German guy, Rolf

  • He told me I could pay you by the sock shed

  • I ain't even at home very much because I like to sleep somewhere in the woods

  • I'm available, what do you say?

  • You wanna have a block party one time?

  • I do not.

  • No?

  • Heh, heh, heh, that's right, I'm pretty

  • I had to crack a gigantic tree nut

  • Fudge can get in your hair!

  • He's weird, and he's weird, and he's weird!

  • I'll feed him lots of old shrimp and coffee

  • And it should make him need to puke when the coffee gets riled up

  • At least I really hope so

  • I have to bless one of my little tiny dolls

  • Don't!

  • Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me

  • You gotta stir the bowl!

  • Stir the bowl.

  • What gets your goat in this life?

  • When I was at the barber I'd have like this dry scalp

  • Kinda like paper, instead of you know, like a rubbery scalp

  • But you have what you have, so I have paper

  • Oh no! Birds!

  • Hey, there was a girl that had a big finger

  • So good!

  • Wow, they gave me the brown noser pedestrian today

  • Where you going with that knife?

  • Ha ha ha

  • Yeah, I thought I'd get you with that one

  • Hey Rico!

  • Oh dear. The fish ended up on the filthy floor.

  • Sorry about having the wine hands.

  • I may need a kidney, but it's all good!

  • Nachos!

  • And jello shapes!

  • Help me!

  • A Cro-Magnon?

  • He's got a creepy eye!

  • I bought an eighth, eighth, I bought an eighth!

  • Uhh, which words are you craving?

  • Awww, man, I see

  • a rhino in a white vest and I'm just wishing that maybe he was my son

  • He could jump from that big old rock

  • And then spill grits into his computer

  • I woulda ate-en that

  • Come on, man, you know how we do!

  • Gotta blow that whistle?

  • Have a nice day.

  • I cut my head with a green bean...

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"NFL 2016: ("NFL 2016: PART TWO" — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL)

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    Garry Wilson 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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