It's five in the morning and today i'm going to Izu!

現在是凌晨5點鐘，我準備要出發去伊豆啦

Small Notice: I'm so fucking sleepy I forgot to mention I'm going to Atami which is located in Shizuoka, on the Izu Peninsula. Thanks for listening, ready, whatever! Big Kisses! <3

注意：我超他媽睏，我忘記提到說我要去靜岡縣的熱海，位於伊豆半島上面。感謝你的聆聽，或者閱讀，隨便啦，親親<3

Yeaaaay, what a beautiful adventure!!

耶耶，多麽美麗的冒險！

And I look like crap!

然後我長得有夠賽

Wooo 6:20am, time to go!!

哦哦 6點20分了，該出發啦

Thank god today is a really warm hot day!

感謝老天，今天真是又熱又暖喔

So we came all this way to Atami to see the beautiful Plum Matsuri

所以我們千里迢迢來到熱海，來看超美的梅花祭

Waking up at 5 in the morning to see plums, yeaaay

清晨5點鐘爬起來看梅花，耶耶

Everything is so beautiful here! It's so pink!

一切都很美！超粉嫩！

I know what you guys are probably thinking right now

我知道你們這些人現在在想什麼

This guy is really fucking sexy

這傢伙真是他媽性感～

And are we just gonna be talking about fucking trees for 2 minutes?

我們要只聊該死的樹聊2分鐘？

Wrong!

錯！

We got to see a really nice Geisha Performance!!

我們可以看到一些非常棒的藝伎表演

Only problem was...

唯一的問題就是...

I was too fucking far away

我離那邊遠到靠北。

And of course you can't have a 2min Japan video without talking about

然後當然《兩分鐘看日本》一定要提到

FOOD!!!

食物！！！

Warning: This video contains

警告：影片中包含

SAUSAGES

香腸

After seeing the plum trees we finally could relax

看完梅花之後我們終於可以好好在

with a really nice footbath

這邊泡泡腳、休息一下

We actually didn't do it!

但其實我沒有這樣做

Had a delicious cup of free tea

然後喝一杯美好且免費的茶

We actually did it and I burned my hand

我倒是真的這麼做了，而且燙到我的手

We then headed to the Kinomiya Shrine

接著我們前往來宮神社

to see a 2000 year old tree

來看一棵2000年的神木

Seeing that beautiful majestic tree

看看這棵美麗雄偉的樹

I instantly thought about that famous Ghibli movie with the cute characters in the trees, you know:

我忍不住想到宮崎駿裡面那些住在樹裡面的可愛小生物，你知道：

It's now time to go to onsen

泡溫泉時間到了

and since you can't film inside, here's a picture of how it looks like

然後由於裡面不能攝影，這邊給大家看一下示意圖：