Today is Valentine's Day, so I decided to talk about: Japanese commercials.

今天是情人節，所以今天的主題是：日本廣告。

If you have any interest in Japan, you know that Japanese commercials are some of the craziest stuff you can find on TV in the world.

如果你對日本有興趣，你會知道日本的電視廣告，是全世界數一數二無厘頭的。

Whether it's taking some really famous actors and turning them into some crazy laughing maniac, into some laser shooting robot.

不管是找一個知名的演員，把他們搞得又可笑又瘋癲，或是把他們變成雷射眼機器怪。

Although to be fair I always thought that Tommy Lee Jones was actually a robot!

老實說我真的覺得，Tommy Lee Jones 本來就是個機器人。

Or to take something as cute as a little dog and turn it into... THAT!

或是把一隻可愛的小狗，變成那個「東東」！

Don't show it again...

人家再也不要看到牠了...

Japanese commercials are really unique, fun, (and) crazy.

日本廣告真的是太特別、太有趣、太瘋狂了。

So today I wanted to show you a few of my favorite Japanese commercials!

所以今天我要讓你們看看幾部我最愛的日本廣告

Here we go!

來囉！

Thank god ridicule doesn't kill, because...

謝天謝地啊！這些笑梗沒有出人命。

Honestly these guys deserve an Oscar, for not laughing out loud during this take!

說實在的，這些演員都該得奧斯卡獎，因為他們都沒有噗嗤地笑出來！

But, I mean, look at it! This is pure gold!

你看看，你看看！好棒棒得金牌呀！

The next one is also really amazing, apparently this guy really loves men!

下一個也很驚奇，顯然地，這個男的也喜歡男的！

Speaking of men, this commercial was definitely made for them!

說到男性，這支廣告真的是男性們的福音！

Yeah sometimes Japanese commercials like to be sexy and tricky!

有時候日本廣告的橋段很噴血又很愛亂搞！

Now everytime there's a girl undressing, I know there's gonna be a trick.

現在只要有女的要脫光光，我就知道一定又是騙人的。

I won't be fooled!

我不會再上當了！

No, no, no, that doesn't work.

不會不會，這是不可能的。

Oh... she's technically a girl.

她怎麼看就是個女的。

I can definitely tell because she doesn't have any p****.

我看的出來，因為她沒有...

Take it off! Take it off!

脫掉脫掉！上衣脫掉！

Oh you mother f...

你祖母的...

Awww now that's really...

喔！每次都這樣...

Fucking disturbing.

亂搞一通。

It's still not as disturbing as:

亂搞的還不只這樣：

But hey what's the most fucked-up commercial you've seen?

你看過最令人吐血的廣告是什麼？

Share it down in the comments!

請在下方留言處分享！

And I'll be seeing you very soon for another 2 minutes Japan Video! Bye-bye!

我們很快下次再見囉！掰掰！