And nobody says anything about it.

沒人會有意見。

Buying underwear is so much easier for guys, like, bras are so complicated.

買內衣內褲對男生來說容易多了，買胸罩實在超級複雜。

A guy can throw on a button up, a nice pair of pants, and he's good to go.

男生可以隨便套上襯衫跟一件不錯的褲子就出門。

And girls are sitting there, staring at their closet.

而女生坐在那兒盯著衣櫃想破頭要穿什麼，

Do I want a v neck? Do I want a scoop neck? Do I want short sleeve, 1/4 sleeve?

我要穿 V 領還是圓領？短袖還是四分袖？

I'm really annoyed that, like, guys can literally eat whatever the hell they want, and it goes nowhere.

我真的很氣男生隨便吃都不會胖。

Guys are told to eat more, like, if you're kinda a slender guy and you wanna get more muscle.

男生如果比較瘦，大家會叫他們多吃點，才會長肌肉。

And then, let's say it does go somewhere. It'll just melt off of them.

好吧，我們就說那些食物是會讓人變胖，但在他們身上就是會消失不見。

Their ability to pee wherever and whenever they want.

他們可以隨時隨地小便。

They get to pee standing up .

他們可以站著小便。

They get to pee against the wall.

可以面對牆壁小便。

I feel like so many times girls are waiting in these long lines, and guys walk 10 feet away, face a tree, and just do their thing, and it's all done.

很多時候女生必須排長長的隊伍去廁所，而男生只需走十步之遙，對著樹就可以解決了。

That guys can sort of be more forward.

男生可以比較直接主動。

The guy's the pursuant, and the girl is like, "Oh, he's looking at me. I wonder if he'll come over and speak to me."

男生可以主動追求，而女生只能「喔，他在看我，不知道他會不會走過來跟我說話。」

Sort of thing.

之類的。

And then, any woman who makes that advance comes off as kind of aggressive.

如果女生主動，就會被認為太有侵略性。

Men get to have sex with whoever, whenever, and wherever they want.

男人可以隨時跟任何人、在任何地方發生性關係。

And it's basically socially acceptable.

社會大眾都可以接受。

Climaxing during sex is so much easier for guys.

相較女性，男生高潮容易多了。

Like, It's like when humans were created, it's like men with their sexuality were given a tic-tac-toe game to figure out, and women were given a Rubik's cube.

感覺就像創造人類之初，男人的性慾被設計成井字遊戲，而女人的則是魔術方塊。

And it's like clearly one is harder than the other.

很明顯，一方比另一方複雜多了。

It'd be really awesome to think about my future and not be like, "Childbirth, what it will do to my body and my career."

如果思考未來時，不需考慮生產會如何影響我的身體及事業，那就太好了。

Shaving is a choice for a guy.

男生可以選擇除不除毛。

Like, guys can just have these hairy pits, and arms, and faces, and legs.

男生可以有腋毛、手毛、鬍子和腳毛。

They can just be a big ball of hair.

他們可以像個大毛球，

And nobody judges that.

也無人置喙。

Let me walk around as a hairy ball and see how many guys I'm gonna get.

讓我像顆大毛球四處走動，看看有多少男生會理我。

[But...]

[但…]

I feel bad that men can't express themselves emotionally.

我為男人沒辦法抒發情緒感到難過。

You can't have a good cry.

沒辦法好好哭一場。

You can't, you know, lean on your bros for support.

你沒辦法依靠兄弟，得到支持。

They can't explore fashion as much as they want to 'cause they're told that's too girly.

他們沒辦法探索時尚，因為人們認為那「太娘」了。

And that they're forced to man up.

他們被要求要像個男人。

I think that's really (bleep).

那實在是太糟糕了。