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  • hey guys whats up its dylan skellydun when did this become my thing?

  • spirit fingers

  • it's very very very very very very very very very long time and that kind of an

  • understatement

  • I'm gonna tell you why stressed I am so stressed I mean two plays I'm working

  • forty plus hours because there's no one else to and ya know life is just throwing me so many dang

  • curve balls that I can't even i don't even play baseball I just want them to stop ok stop throwing balls

  • at me and were putting my dog down tomorrow like I don't need this kind of stress like I'm

  • so stressed I have so many stress pimples you could play connect the dots

  • imagine if my stress pimples where Harry Potter scar that would be a game-changer

  • so by the time I actually review

  • Deadpool it's gonna be on DVD and all of you will have seen it if you love

  • me you should watch the movie but if you don't love me or Canada and you just

  • have something against Ryan Reynolds which is personally having something

  • against me then I don't want to be your friend we don't have to be friends I

  • have Harry even though he's sleeping because that's what what I wish I was

  • doing because like the normal amount of sleep is like this and you know usually

  • get like this but right now I'm getting this and I'm doing double work so

  • whatever graft type thing I was trying to convey

  • I'm getting no sleep I haven't slept in a very long time and I'm still

  • growing out my hair

  • still going to be like ponytailed or I meant bunned? next video is going to be hopefully

  • Saturday you know life throws another ball at me like a hurricane hits me before I

  • spontaneously combust would that be so bad I don't know you could roast

  • marshmallows over me or have a funeral for me don't have a funeral

  • just throw me into the sea

  • cause then i could live my lifelong dream of not becoming a mermaid and just swimming forever

  • alright refreshment let's party it's been too long I wish had some kind of

  • music to play well we drink non-alcoholic beverages unless you know

  • partying while watching this video for reals thats cool

  • once upon a time

  • forever ago I'm made a video about sleepwalking I don't know if you remember that because we've

  • all aged like seventy years since then but I don't sleep walk but I know one of

  • you out there what was that one of you I'm putting little glasses on you

  • nice you look good

  • I was going to try to wink but then I just blinked winking with both eyes have

  • you ever liked gone up in the middle of the night in thought you missed ur alarm

  • you don't even check the time he just kinda like get ready I did that I've

  • done that I've done it twice and you know the one time I just got up and I

  • shower and I saw there was 3 a.m. and I went back to bed so in you know it's so

  • nice when you wake up like a couple hours before your alarm like the

  • best feeling like i can sleep more but then whenever you wake up and it's

  • like 559 up with six and you just like you know that's not gonna be a good day

  • that's like that's how my week's been going it's like whenever you have a

  • shoe you're wearing the shoe and ur wearing a sock with the shoe not a sandal because you

  • don't do that

  • adidas sandals that I do not like them I do not like socks with any kind of

  • sandal...just a no go the dylan skellydun

  • fashion police will come after you also with the socks that you we're up to your

  • like like those athletic socks that boys teenaged boys wear with their link their

  • shorts the basket ball shorts they wear them up like to the like butt oh my god I hate those

  • oh i just like immediately get heartburn I gag when I see those its just like I'm

  • allergic to them that if they touched me I would break out in hives so one-time

  • freshman year I did that look around here like this cannot be I could have

  • not slept through my alarm can't happen no so did happen and so I like got in the

  • shower shshshshsh shower sounds like ate a quick bowl of cereal with two hands

  • apparently and I was out the door I didn't do the homework that I had

  • procrastinated thinking that you know i'd get up early even though once you already

  • decide you're going to get up early the next day to do homework you're not gonna

  • do it you just know you're just fooling yourself like a strapped on my back pack

  • ran up the street cuz my bus stop was at the top of my street and I'm waiting and I

  • out of breath and it's like in the middle of the night so it's dark but I'm like

  • oh you know like before 6 a.m. it is that are like the Sun has not risen yet

  • so I'm just waiting and waiting and waiting and eventually I kind of

  • realized that I've missed the bus not like 2 a.m. and buses aren't coming for

  • like four hours and my parents were like the type of people that don't want to

  • drive you to school so I had to take the bus and the bus can be a terrible place

  • if your kid you know because when you're a freshman I hope you get to sit at the

  • front of the bus and gradually work your way back with the years ok and the

  • seniors were not nice people in like oh I just remember the first day I like sat

  • down in this kids like that's my seat and I'm like what????? was my first time ever riding this bus

  • I didn't know and he's like thats my seat get out

  • and I'm like omg okay so forgot my backpack and I got out of the seat and the dude through my backpack

  • like the worst first day of high school you could ever have that's a story for

  • another day another year apparently with the way I'm going

  • I'm like i missed the bus ok options

  • don't go to school parents will be mad at me ask parents to ride me parents won't do that

  • so I'm like I have to walk i had to trek I was on the road by Jack Kerouac of my favorite

  • book read it I was on the road so like realistically my the high school in the

  • middle elementary school are maybe like like a 10 minute walk from my house so I

  • decided to walk it at 2am down this dark road in the middle of the night and I'm

  • like jamming school school school school school school school

  • school like I get to school at 10 minutes I'm super pumped to be alive to go 10

  • minutes in the schools like pitch black like I like pull on the door and I'm

  • like no one's here so first my first thought when no one was at the school

  • was there like this was a nightmare started pinching myself and my backpack

  • down over like hello is anyone here??? cause y'know if its a nightmare u yell

  • someone someone might show up in the murder of you but at least I knew

  • someone was there but this car pulls into my school and it's like the way

  • that it is that goes to school driveway and then there's like a big

  • parking lot this is the front of the building and go back to this this car pulls up

  • and it's a cop car and pulled up he's like what are you doing and I'm like

  • trying to go to school to get my education

  • I'm trying to go to school whoever actually voluntarily says but I wanted

  • to do that at this point in time and he's like you know what time it is and

  • I'm like school time right its school time

  • I missed my bus man

  • well thats what I tell him Its school time I missed my bus and he's like are you smoking dope

  • and no I just want to go to school!!!

  • and he's like are you drunk?

  • I'm like a 13 year old kid ok i don't get invited to parties just want to come to school all I want

  • to I'm crying now because I just don't understand why he won't let me go to

  • school and he's like honey you know I what time is it? yeah it is like 630 is like seven

  • o'clock it's time for school sooner or later someone else is going to show up

  • and all the kids they're just hiding they're playing a mean trick so I'm like crying I'm like this is

  • embarrassing means like you want me to take you home and I'm like wow yeah

  • cause I'm not I'm not taking a walk of shame back up to my house taking not

  • taking a walk of shame i'll take the drive of shame in the police car he put me in the

  • back so I'm like a criminal for wanting to go to school

  • heaven forbid you know whatever he just got my house he's like do u want me to wait for ur

  • parents cuz he was gonna like you know do the knock my parents would've woken up and killed me I

  • would not have been here to tell the tale but they would have killed me so I'm

  • like no its ok my dad gets up really early for work in my mom's already at work I lied they were

  • asleep in bed but I want to have the confrontation that I would have to have

  • with them so I'm like oh I know you know it's ok I did my best smile its fine just let me go

  • in and it's like 330 ish like 315 in the morning and I'm like I know my dad get

  • nothing like an hour so they could set my backpack down and you know after a

  • adventure like this really is running its rushing in your veins I could not sleep

  • slowly going up the stairs

  • they're creaking with each step but I am gonna get caught because of these steps are crawling up

  • the steps slowly and then I get to the top of the stairs look up in my dad is

  • just staring down at me he saw the whole thing apparently the headlights from the cop car

  • shined in the house exposing me moral of the story is just set like a bunch of alarms like the

  • most annoying alarm so you wake up and if you've ever done that you've gotten

  • dressed at least you didn't go to school what's your alarm song or are you just like

  • that person that can Iike put it on chimes like wake up to chimes

  • like teenager was used to be like my tracfone used to have songs that was

  • one teenager but it was not by My Chemical Romance so what was the point

  • uh yeah so I'll see you saturday. see ya next time. i love u. stay strong and ok. apparently. stay okay.

hey guys whats up its dylan skellydun when did this become my thing?

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凌晨三點的經歷 (the 3 am experience)

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    Kelly Chuang 發佈於 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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