We decided to read some aloud.

我們決定挑幾個給大家看看

9 April Fools' Day Pranks Gone Horribly Wrong

九個失控的愚人節整人計畫

I pretended to break up with my girlfriend for April Fools', and she told me that she's been cheating on me anyway.

我在愚人節時假裝跟我女友分手，結果她卻說：「好啊，反正我現在是腳踏兩條船」

I played a prank on a guy I liked to try to get him to notice me, but he filed a police report instead.

我想要整我喜歡的男生來吸引他的注意力，最後他叫了警察

I tried to prank my friend by breaking off a piece of his soda can tab

我想把我朋友汽水罐上的拉環弄壞

but it went wrong and exploded in my face.

結果卻不小心噴的自己滿臉都是

I once tried to freak out a guy by pretending to be psychic.

我有一次想嚇一個男生，所以我騙他我是靈媒

It completely backfired and he was really into it.

結果他卻出乎意料的感興趣

My ex tried to prank me last night. It ended with me telling him I still love him.

我前男友昨晚想要整我。最後我忍不住跟他說我還愛他

Now he won't answer me back. FML.

他就再也不回我了。這該死的人生 (FML 是 fuck my life 的意思)

I tried to prank my brother by pouring oil in the shower

我在淋浴間倒了油想要整我弟

but I completely forgot about it and I ended up falling instead.

結果我完全忘了然後自己滑倒

I wanted to play a prank on my dad so I told him I had a boyfriend.

我想要整我爸所以跟他說我交了一個男朋友

He just laughed at me.

結果他嘲笑我

On April Fools' Day I told everybody I broke my ankle.

在愚人節的時候我騙大家我腳踝斷了

A few hours later I actually broke it. #karma

幾個小時候我真的就弄斷腳踝了 #報應

I pranked my boyfriend into thinking I'm pregnant.

我騙我男朋友我懷孕了

He left me.

結果他跟我分手了