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  • Kids react to YouTube stars!

    小朋友對YouTube明星的反應!

  • This episode: Miranda Sings!

    這集是:Miranda Sings!

  • ♪ (funky music) ♪

    (節奏音樂)

  • Miranda Sings, Miranda Sings, Miranda Sings.

    Miranda Sings、Miranda Sings、Miranda Sings

  • I love her!

    我愛他!

  • Wiki, wiki

    Wiki、Wiki

  • Here we go

    開始吧

  • Every time I look around, all I ever see

    每當我環顧四周,我只會看到

  • Oh my god. This girl tortures me.

    我的老天,這女的好折磨我

  • ♪ I got lots of bae's and you wonderin' how I do

    我有很多北鼻們,而你想知道我怎麼辦到的

  • Who made this?

    這是誰做的?

  • - "Bae." - ♪ Hey, where my bae's at? ♪

    -「北鼻」 - 嘿,我的北鼻在哪兒?

  • Little bit too much lipstick, sweetie.

    口紅擦有點太多了,親愛的

  • Why would you put up so many pictures?

    為什麼你要掛那麼多幅畫?

  • - ♪ But first, let's do a dance break ♪ - Please stop.

    - 但是首先,我們來跳個舞 - 拜託停下來

  • - ♪ Break it down ♪ - You're not dancing.

    - 用力跳吧 - 你才沒有在跳舞

  • Here we go

    開始囉

  • This is how I twerk

    這是我的電臀舞

  • If you really want a bae, here is what you do

    如果你真的很想要一個北鼻,就要這麼做

  • Wear lots of lipstick and hold in all your poo

    擦很多口紅,然後忍住屎意

  • Oh!

    噢!

  • And tell him that you're great

    然後告訴他你超棒

  • Tell him he's your bae and he's got no choice

    告訴他,他是你的北鼻,沒有選擇餘地

  • - ♪ Hey, where my bae's at? ♪ - What are bae's?

    - 嘿,我的北鼻在哪兒 - 什麼是北鼻

  • I love Miranda Sings. Miranda Sings is life.

    我愛Miranda Sings,Miranda Sings是一切

  • Now you can get one too

    現在你也能有一個

  • I don't-- I don't-- I don't-- I don't like her. Get her away.

    我不...我不...我不...我不喜歡他,把他弄走

  • Hey, guys! It's me, Miranda.

    嘿,各位!是我,Miranda

  • So today I'm going to teach you how to sing like Ariana Grande.

    今天我要教你們怎麼唱歌唱得像亞莉安娜

  • Hah!

    蛤!

  • But Ariana Grande is, like, the worst known singer.

    但是亞莉安娜是最糟的歌手欸

  • Ariana does a lot of things called "riffings."

    亞莉安娜很常做「即興重複」

  • - "Riffing"? - So for example...

    -「即興重複」? - 例如...

  • - ♪ I love the way you make me feel ♪ - I love her!

    - 我喜歡你給我的感覺 - 我愛他!

  • ♪ I love i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it

    我超ㄞㄞㄞㄞㄞㄞㄞ愛

  • It's just laughing. (imitates riffing)

    這只是在笑(模仿即興重複)

  • She sounds like the choir teacher at my school.

    他聽起來像我學校的合唱團老師

  • - That's one note.

    - 這是一個音

  • And you just go on different notes at the same time.

    然後同時唱不同的音符

  • Why is she doing this so close up?

    他為什麼要靠這麼近?

  • ♪ (riffing scales) ♪

  • Hey, I guess that's how she does it.

    嘿,我想他就是這麼做的

  • Number two tip is whistle tones.

    第二個技巧是口哨音

  • Lift your eyebrows really high.

    把你的眉毛挑得非常高

  • I'm scared for the whistle tones.

    我很害怕口哨音

  • And sing really high like this.

    然後像這樣唱很高音

  • ♪ (screechy, high-pitched riffing) ♪

    (刺耳、高頻即興重複)

  • She sounds like a monkey.

    他聽起來像隻猴子

  • So there are your tips

    就是這些技巧啦

  • - on how to sing like Ariana Grande. - Thank you for the tips.

    - 讓你唱得像亞莉安娜 - 謝謝你的撇步

  • I'll use that in the future. Thank you.

    我未來會用到,謝謝

  • That helps so much. Thank you, Miranda.

    這幫助很大,謝謝你,Miranda

  • Hey, guys! It's me, Miranda.

    嘿,各位!是我,Miranda

  • - Yes! - A lot of you have been

    - 太棒了! - 你們很多人要我唱

  • requesting that I sing the songs from Frozen, the movie.

    冰雪奇緣那部電影的歌

  • - Oh my god, please don't. - So I found someone

    - 我的老天,拜託不要 - 所以我找了某人

  • - to sing with me.

    - 來跟我一起唱

  • I'll sing along too.

    我也會一起唱

  • I can hear your snot and your boogers.

    我聽到你鼻涕跟鼻屎的聲音了

  • - Ew!

    - 噁!

  • I'll probably do better than you.

    我大概會唱得比你好

  • - No.

    - 才不會勒

  • - ♪ Do you want to build a snowman? ♪ - (snickers)

    - 你想不想來堆雪人啊? -(竊笑)

  • ♪ (mumbling words) ♪

    (含糊呢喃)

  • I don't know why she talks like that.

    我不懂他為什麼這樣講話

  • ♪ I think you want to and you don't wanna do

    我知道你想要,而你卻不去做

  • ♪ (mumbling words) ♪

    (含糊呢喃)

  • She's doing way too many off-tunes.

    他太多走音了

  • Where did she learn to sing like that?

    他從哪裡學這樣唱歌的?

  • ♪ I wish you would tell me why-y-y-y-y-y ♪

    我希望你能告訴我為什麼麼麼麼麼

  • Do you want to build a snowman? ♪

    你想不想來堆雪人啊?

  • I don't want to build a snowman, Miranda.

    我不想堆雪人,Miranda

  • Don't you want to build a snowman? ♪

    你想不想來堆雪人啊?

  • Okay, bye

    好吧,掰

  • Please, I know you're in there

    拜託,我知道你在裡面

  • Aw, she's cute. - ♪ People are asking

    噢,他好可愛 - 人們都在問

  • - Awww. - ♪ Where you've been

    - 噢 - 你到哪去了

  • She does better!

    他唱的比較好!

  • She looks so emotional.

    他放了好多感情

  • She's a better singer than Miranda.

    他唱得比Miranda好多了

  • Do you want me to get lipstick on your face?

    你想要我把口紅沾到你臉上嗎?

  • - Because I will right now. - Ew.

    - 因為我現在就會這麼做 - 噁

  • (laughs loudly)

    (大聲笑)

  • (laughing) Oh my gosh!

    (笑)我的天啊!

  • - (laughs) - That's what you get.

    -(笑) - 活該

  • Well, thanks for watching. I-- you're really close to my face.

    謝謝收看,我...你離我的臉太近了

  • (giggles)

    (輕笑)

  • Okay, bye.

    OK,掰啦

  • Was that a burp?

    她剛剛打嗝嗎?

  • Weird.

    詭異

  • Plain old weird.

    很單純的詭異

  • If she's watching this, I am so sorry to say this, but...

    如果他在看這個的話,我很抱歉要說...

  • TOO MUCH LIPSTICK!

    口紅擦太多了!

  • Question time!

    問題時間!

  • How would you describe this girl, Miranda?

    你會怎麼形容Miranda這個女生?

  • Annoying. Pain in the butt.

    煩人,討厭的東西

  • Bit crazy.

    有點瘋狂

  • I think she's funny.

    我覺得他很好笑

  • Hilarious.

    很搞笑

  • Perfect.

    完美

  • Would you say she's a good singer?

    你覺得他是個好歌手嗎?

  • Uh-uh!

    不是!

  • Nooooooooooo!

    不!

  • Would you like to watch the video again?

    你會想再看一次這個影片嗎?

  • Who did the "Wrecking Ball" song? I forgot.

    是誰唱「鐵球」?我忘了

  • Oh, Miley Cyrus.

    噢,麥莉·希拉

  • Yeah, she sings like Miley Cyrus so bad.

    對,他唱得跟麥莉·希拉一樣糟

  • I'm not going to say it's bad. I'm not going to say it's good.

    我不會說他很糟,也不會說他很棒

  • It's just very unique.

    非常特別

  • She's a wonderful singer.

    他是個很棒的歌手

  • She's the best around.

    他是最棒的

  • I know she can really sing.

    我知道他很會唱歌

  • But obviously this is parodies of songs.

    很明顯的這只是在搞笑模仿這些歌

  • Can you give us an impersonation of Miranda?

    你可以學Miranda給我們看看嗎

  • Okay.

  • Hi guys, I'm Miranda.

    嗨各位,我是Miranda

  • I need lipstick.

    我需要口紅

  • I'm gonna teach you how to sing like Ariana Grande.

    我要教你們如何唱歌唱得像亞莉安娜

  • Today I'm here with Joey Graceffa.

    我今天和Joey Graceffa在一起

  • Do you want to build a snowma-a-a-a-a-an? ♪

    你想不想來堆雪人啊啊啊啊啊?

  • And then the burp at the end.

    然後最後打一個嗝

  • Why do you think Miranda makes these video?

    你覺得Miranda為什麼要拍這些影片?

  • I have no idea, but she's ♪ cuckoo. ♪

    我完全不知道,但是他怪怪的

  • She thinks she's good.

    他覺得他很棒

  • To make people laugh.

    為了讓大家笑

  • To entertain?

    娛樂大家?

  • Comedy. Everybody loves comedy.

    喜劇,大家都愛喜劇

  • She is a very funny person,

    他是個搞笑的人

  • so no wonder she has so many subscribers and she's well-known.

    所以他才會有這麼多訂閱者,而且那麼有名

  • So Miranda on YouTube has over 2 million subscribers.

    Miranda在Youtube上有超過200萬名訂閱者

  • What?

    什麼?

  • That's a lot.

    很多欸

  • Miranda says the reason people watch her

    Miranda說人們會看他是因為

  • is because of how talented and amazing she is

    他唱歌跟表演都

  • at singing and performing.

    很有天份,而且很棒

  • Do you agree with how she thinks of herself?

    你同意他的想法嗎?

  • Mm-mm!

    不!

  • She's dreaming, right?

    他在做夢吧?

  • But she's not amazing. She's basically bragging.

    他沒有很棒啊,他根本是在吹牛

  • No. But it's funny.

    不,可是很好笑

  • It's just sort of an act, and that's what I'm getting from it.

    這有點是在演戲,我是這麼覺得的

  • So some people think that Miranda is real.

    有些人認為Miranda是真實的

  • Some people think she is acting. What do you think?

    有些人認為他是在演戲,你覺得呢?

  • Act.

    演戲

  • I think she's real.

    我覺得他是真的

  • I think she's like this all the time.

    我覺得他任何時候都是這樣

  • I think it's just an act.

    我覺得這只是演戲

  • I'm pretty sure that it's an act.

    我滿確定這只是裝的

  • Really how she is.

    他本來就是這樣

  • That's how she actually sings.

    他唱歌真的就是這樣

  • I think she's acting.

    我覺得他在演戲

  • I'm pretty sure it's an act.

    我相信他是裝的

  • I think that she's acting.

    我覺得這是裝的

  • Yeah, she's a made-up character.

    是啊,他是個虛構的角色

  • Her real name is Colleen.

    他真正的名字是Colleen

  • I think she's acting this way on purpose just to become famous.

    我覺得他裝成這樣是為了要變有名

  • If it wasn't, why would she be even on YouTube?

    如果不是的話,她怎麼會在YouTube上?

  • - She's actually acting. - Whaaat?

    - 他其實是在演戲 - 什麼?

  • Dang it!

    可惡!

  • So she's actually better at singing?

    所以他其實唱得不錯?

  • People that aren't in on it

    不了解他的人

  • don't understand that this isn't her real self.

    不會知道這不是真正的他

  • We're the Mirfandas. Only we know.

    我們是Miranda粉絲,只有我們知道

  • Her real name isn't even Miranda.

    他連真正的名字都不是Miranda

  • What's her name then?

    那他叫什麼?

  • - It's Colleen. - Colleen-- that's fancy.

    - 叫Colleen - Colleen... 真華麗

  • This is what she looks like.

    這是他的樣子

  • Oh my god, she's so much prettier.

    我的天啊,她漂亮多了

  • Oh wow, she's really pretty.

    噢哇,她真漂亮

  • What was she doing to herself?

    他對自己做了什麼?

  • Why do you think Colleen pretends to be Miranda?

    你覺得Colleen為什麼要扮成Miranda?

  • - What's the point? - I know, what's the point?

    - 意義何在? - 對啊,意義何在?

  • To be a comedian, to make people laugh, and to be happy.

    為了成為一個搞笑演員,讓他家大笑,讓大家開心

  • I think she might be making fun of girls

    我覺得他可能是在諷刺那些

  • who are a bit braggy about themselves.

    有點自滿的女孩子

  • So many people on YouTube

    很多YouTube上的人

  • that think that they're really good singers.

    都覺得自己是很棒的歌手

  • Kind of making fun of people

    有點在嘲笑那些

  • that try to be really good when they're not.

    想要裝作很厲害但其實並沒有的人

  • So many people love Miranda--

    很多人都喜歡Miranda...

  • kids, teens, adults, even celebrities.

    小孩、青少年、成人、甚至是明星

  • The Miranda character has even worked with Ariana Grande

    Miranda這個角色甚至還跟亞莉安娜合作過

  • and was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

    還上了吉米法倫的今夜秀

  • That's cool.

  • OH GOD!

    天啊!

  • Why do you think she's so popular?

    你覺得他為什麼這麼夯?

  • Because they want to make fun of her.

    因為大家都想笑他

  • Because she's so bad that she's good.

    因為他糟的很棒

  • Like-- oh, what's his name?-- IceJJfish.

    就像...噢,叫什麼名字?...IceJJfish

  • Because she's funny.

    因為他很好笑

  • Everybody loves her hilarious character.

    大家都愛他搞笑的樣子

  • 'Cause she's doing something different

    因為他在做不一樣的事

  • and not following the herd. She's amazing.

    而不是盲從,他很棒

  • And last question: if Miranda was real,

    最後一個問題:如果Miranda是真的

  • fully was Miranda-- there was no Colleen--

    就只有Miranda...沒有Colleen...

  • what advice would you be giving her about her singing career?

    你會對他唱歌生涯給什麼意見?

  • At least try to sing a bit better.

    至少試著唱好一點

  • Don't sing.

    別唱歌

  • Sweetie, do not do the teaching lessons.

    親愛的,不要再教唱歌了

  • Try to control the lipstick.

    控制一下口紅的用量

  • You are hilarious and you are my queen.

    你很搞笑,你是我的女王

  • You don't need to worry about the haters.

    不需要擔心那些討厭你的人

  • I'm a Mirfanda and Mirfandas are awesome.

    我是Miranda的粉絲,Miranda的粉絲超棒

  • That brings us to the end of another episode of Kids React.

    這集的Kids React又到了尾聲

  • Leave us a comment on what video we should react to next.

    留言告訴我們下一個該討論什麼

  • Subscribe! There are new videos every single week.

    訂閱!每個禮拜都有新的影片

  • And goodbye, everyone! I love you so much. (blows kiss)

    再見啦,各位!我超愛你們(飛吻)

  • ♪ (end music) ♪

    (結尾音樂)

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