This episode: Miranda Sings!

這集是：Miranda Sings！

♪ (funky music) ♪

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Miranda Sings, Miranda Sings, Miranda Sings.

Miranda Sings、Miranda Sings、Miranda Sings

I love her!

我愛他！

♪ Wiki, wiki ♪

Wiki、Wiki

♪ Here we go ♪

開始吧

♪ Every time I look around, all I ever see ♪

每當我環顧四周，我只會看到

Oh my god. This girl tortures me.

我的老天，這女的好折磨我

♪ I got lots of bae's and you wonderin' how I do ♪

我有很多北鼻們，而你想知道我怎麼辦到的

Who made this?

這是誰做的？

- "Bae." - ♪ Hey, where my bae's at? ♪

-「北鼻」 - 嘿，我的北鼻在哪兒？

Little bit too much lipstick, sweetie.

口紅擦有點太多了，親愛的

Why would you put up so many pictures?

為什麼你要掛那麼多幅畫？

- ♪ But first, let's do a dance break ♪ - Please stop.

- 但是首先，我們來跳個舞 - 拜託停下來

- ♪ Break it down ♪ - You're not dancing.

- 用力跳吧 - 你才沒有在跳舞

♪ Here we go ♪

開始囉

♪ This is how I twerk ♪

這是我的電臀舞

♪ If you really want a bae, here is what you do ♪

如果你真的很想要一個北鼻，就要這麼做

♪ Wear lots of lipstick and hold in all your poo ♪

擦很多口紅，然後忍住屎意

Oh!

噢！

♪ And tell him that you're great ♪

然後告訴他你超棒

♪ Tell him he's your bae and he's got no choice ♪

告訴他，他是你的北鼻，沒有選擇餘地

- ♪ Hey, where my bae's at? ♪ - What are bae's?

- 嘿，我的北鼻在哪兒 - 什麼是北鼻

I love Miranda Sings. Miranda Sings is life.

我愛Miranda Sings，Miranda Sings是一切

♪ Now you can get one too ♪

現在你也能有一個

I don't-- I don't-- I don't-- I don't like her. Get her away.

我不...我不...我不...我不喜歡他，把他弄走

Hey, guys! It's me, Miranda.

嘿，各位！是我，Miranda

So today I'm going to teach you how to sing like Ariana Grande.

今天我要教你們怎麼唱歌唱得像亞莉安娜

Hah!

蛤！

But Ariana Grande is, like, the worst known singer.

但是亞莉安娜是最糟的歌手欸

Ariana does a lot of things called "riffings."

亞莉安娜很常做「即興重複」

- "Riffing"? - So for example...

-「即興重複」？ - 例如...

- ♪ I love the way you make me feel ♪ - I love her!

- 我喜歡你給我的感覺 - 我愛他！

♪ I love i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it ♪

我超ㄞㄞㄞㄞㄞㄞㄞ愛

It's just laughing. (imitates riffing)

這只是在笑（模仿即興重複）

She sounds like the choir teacher at my school.

他聽起來像我學校的合唱團老師

- That's one note.

- 這是一個音

And you just go on different notes at the same time.

然後同時唱不同的音符

Why is she doing this so close up?

他為什麼要靠這麼近？

♪ (riffing scales) ♪

Hey, I guess that's how she does it.

嘿，我想他就是這麼做的

Number two tip is whistle tones.

第二個技巧是口哨音

Lift your eyebrows really high.

把你的眉毛挑得非常高

I'm scared for the whistle tones.

我很害怕口哨音

And sing really high like this.

然後像這樣唱很高音

♪ (screechy, high-pitched riffing) ♪

（刺耳、高頻即興重複）

She sounds like a monkey.

他聽起來像隻猴子

So there are your tips

就是這些技巧啦

- on how to sing like Ariana Grande. - Thank you for the tips.

- 讓你唱得像亞莉安娜 - 謝謝你的撇步

I'll use that in the future. Thank you.

我未來會用到，謝謝

That helps so much. Thank you, Miranda.

這幫助很大，謝謝你，Miranda

Hey, guys! It's me, Miranda.

嘿，各位！是我，Miranda

- Yes! - A lot of you have been

- 太棒了！ - 你們很多人要我唱

requesting that I sing the songs from Frozen, the movie.

冰雪奇緣那部電影的歌

- Oh my god, please don't. - So I found someone

- 我的老天，拜託不要 - 所以我找了某人

- to sing with me.

- 來跟我一起唱

I'll sing along too.

我也會一起唱

I can hear your snot and your boogers.

我聽到你鼻涕跟鼻屎的聲音了

- Ew!

- 噁！

I'll probably do better than you.

我大概會唱得比你好

- No.

- 才不會勒

- ♪ Do you want to build a snowman? ♪ - (snickers)

- 你想不想來堆雪人啊？ -（竊笑）

♪ (mumbling words) ♪

（含糊呢喃）

I don't know why she talks like that.

我不懂他為什麼這樣講話

♪ I think you want to and you don't wanna do ♪

我知道你想要，而你卻不去做

♪ (mumbling words) ♪

（含糊呢喃）

She's doing way too many off-tunes.

他太多走音了

Where did she learn to sing like that?

他從哪裡學這樣唱歌的？

♪ I wish you would tell me why-y-y-y-y-y ♪

我希望你能告訴我為什麼麼麼麼麼

♪ Do you want to build a snowman? ♪

你想不想來堆雪人啊？

I don't want to build a snowman, Miranda.

我不想堆雪人，Miranda

♪ Don't you want to build a snowman? ♪

你想不想來堆雪人啊？

♪ Okay, bye ♪

好吧，掰

♪ Please, I know you're in there ♪

拜託，我知道你在裡面

Aw, she's cute. - ♪ People are asking ♪

噢，他好可愛 - 人們都在問

- Awww. - ♪ Where you've been ♪

- 噢 - 你到哪去了

She does better!

他唱的比較好！

She looks so emotional.

他放了好多感情

She's a better singer than Miranda.

他唱得比Miranda好多了

Do you want me to get lipstick on your face?

你想要我把口紅沾到你臉上嗎？

- Because I will right now. - Ew.

- 因為我現在就會這麼做 - 噁

(laughs loudly)

（大聲笑）

(laughing) Oh my gosh!

（笑）我的天啊！

- (laughs) - That's what you get.

-（笑） - 活該

Well, thanks for watching. I-- you're really close to my face.

謝謝收看，我...你離我的臉太近了

(giggles)

（輕笑）

Okay, bye.

OK，掰啦

Was that a burp?

她剛剛打嗝嗎？

Weird.

詭異

Plain old weird.

很單純的詭異

If she's watching this, I am so sorry to say this, but...

如果他在看這個的話，我很抱歉要說...

TOO MUCH LIPSTICK!

口紅擦太多了！

Question time!

問題時間！

How would you describe this girl, Miranda?

你會怎麼形容Miranda這個女生？

Annoying. Pain in the butt.

煩人，討厭的東西

Bit crazy.

有點瘋狂

I think she's funny.

我覺得他很好笑

Hilarious.

很搞笑

Perfect.

完美

Would you say she's a good singer?

你覺得他是個好歌手嗎？

Uh-uh!

不是！

Nooooooooooo!

不！

Would you like to watch the video again?

你會想再看一次這個影片嗎？

Who did the "Wrecking Ball" song? I forgot.

是誰唱「鐵球」？我忘了

Oh, Miley Cyrus.

噢，麥莉·希拉

Yeah, she sings like Miley Cyrus so bad.

對，他唱得跟麥莉·希拉一樣糟

I'm not going to say it's bad. I'm not going to say it's good.

我不會說他很糟，也不會說他很棒

It's just very unique.

非常特別

She's a wonderful singer.

他是個很棒的歌手

She's the best around.

他是最棒的

I know she can really sing.

我知道他很會唱歌

But obviously this is parodies of songs.

很明顯的這只是在搞笑模仿這些歌

Can you give us an impersonation of Miranda?

你可以學Miranda給我們看看嗎

Okay.

好

Hi guys, I'm Miranda.

嗨各位，我是Miranda

I need lipstick.

我需要口紅

I'm gonna teach you how to sing like Ariana Grande.

我要教你們如何唱歌唱得像亞莉安娜

Today I'm here with Joey Graceffa.

我今天和Joey Graceffa在一起

♪ Do you want to build a snowma-a-a-a-a-an? ♪

你想不想來堆雪人啊啊啊啊啊？

And then the burp at the end.

然後最後打一個嗝

Why do you think Miranda makes these video?

你覺得Miranda為什麼要拍這些影片？

I have no idea, but she's ♪ cuckoo. ♪

我完全不知道，但是他怪怪的

She thinks she's good.

他覺得他很棒

To make people laugh.

為了讓大家笑

To entertain?

娛樂大家？

Comedy. Everybody loves comedy.

喜劇，大家都愛喜劇

She is a very funny person,

他是個搞笑的人

so no wonder she has so many subscribers and she's well-known.

所以他才會有這麼多訂閱者，而且那麼有名

So Miranda on YouTube has over 2 million subscribers.

Miranda在Youtube上有超過200萬名訂閱者

What?

什麼？

That's a lot.

很多欸

Miranda says the reason people watch her

Miranda說人們會看他是因為

is because of how talented and amazing she is

他唱歌跟表演都

at singing and performing.

很有天份，而且很棒

Do you agree with how she thinks of herself?

你同意他的想法嗎？

Mm-mm!

不！

She's dreaming, right?

他在做夢吧？

But she's not amazing. She's basically bragging.

他沒有很棒啊，他根本是在吹牛

No. But it's funny.

不，可是很好笑

It's just sort of an act, and that's what I'm getting from it.

這有點是在演戲，我是這麼覺得的

So some people think that Miranda is real.

有些人認為Miranda是真實的

Some people think she is acting. What do you think?

有些人認為他是在演戲，你覺得呢？

Act.

演戲

I think she's real.

我覺得他是真的

I think she's like this all the time.

我覺得他任何時候都是這樣

I think it's just an act.

我覺得這只是演戲

I'm pretty sure that it's an act.

我滿確定這只是裝的

Really how she is.

他本來就是這樣

That's how she actually sings.

他唱歌真的就是這樣

I think she's acting.

我覺得他在演戲

I'm pretty sure it's an act.

我相信他是裝的

I think that she's acting.

我覺得這是裝的

Yeah, she's a made-up character.

是啊，他是個虛構的角色

Her real name is Colleen.

他真正的名字是Colleen

I think she's acting this way on purpose just to become famous.

我覺得他裝成這樣是為了要變有名

If it wasn't, why would she be even on YouTube?

如果不是的話，她怎麼會在YouTube上？

- She's actually acting. - Whaaat?

- 他其實是在演戲 - 什麼？

Dang it!

可惡！

So she's actually better at singing?

所以他其實唱得不錯？

People that aren't in on it

不了解他的人

don't understand that this isn't her real self.

不會知道這不是真正的他

We're the Mirfandas. Only we know.

我們是Miranda粉絲，只有我們知道

Her real name isn't even Miranda.

他連真正的名字都不是Miranda

What's her name then?

那他叫什麼？

- It's Colleen. - Colleen-- that's fancy.

- 叫Colleen - Colleen... 真華麗

This is what she looks like.

這是他的樣子

Oh my god, she's so much prettier.

我的天啊，她漂亮多了

Oh wow, she's really pretty.

噢哇，她真漂亮

What was she doing to herself?

他對自己做了什麼？

Why do you think Colleen pretends to be Miranda?

你覺得Colleen為什麼要扮成Miranda？

- What's the point? - I know, what's the point?

- 意義何在？ - 對啊，意義何在？

To be a comedian, to make people laugh, and to be happy.

為了成為一個搞笑演員，讓他家大笑，讓大家開心

I think she might be making fun of girls

我覺得他可能是在諷刺那些

who are a bit braggy about themselves.

有點自滿的女孩子

So many people on YouTube

很多YouTube上的人

that think that they're really good singers.

都覺得自己是很棒的歌手

Kind of making fun of people

有點在嘲笑那些

that try to be really good when they're not.

想要裝作很厲害但其實並沒有的人

So many people love Miranda--

很多人都喜歡Miranda...

kids, teens, adults, even celebrities.

小孩、青少年、成人、甚至是明星

The Miranda character has even worked with Ariana Grande

Miranda這個角色甚至還跟亞莉安娜合作過

and was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon.

還上了吉米法倫的今夜秀

That's cool.

酷

OH GOD!

天啊！

Why do you think she's so popular?

你覺得他為什麼這麼夯？

Because they want to make fun of her.

因為大家都想笑他

Because she's so bad that she's good.

因為他糟的很棒

Like-- oh, what's his name?-- IceJJfish.

就像...噢，叫什麼名字？...IceJJfish

Because she's funny.

因為他很好笑

Everybody loves her hilarious character.

大家都愛他搞笑的樣子

'Cause she's doing something different

因為他在做不一樣的事

and not following the herd. She's amazing.

而不是盲從，他很棒

And last question: if Miranda was real,

最後一個問題：如果Miranda是真的

fully was Miranda-- there was no Colleen--

就只有Miranda...沒有Colleen...

what advice would you be giving her about her singing career?

你會對他唱歌生涯給什麼意見？

At least try to sing a bit better.

至少試著唱好一點

Don't sing.

別唱歌

Sweetie, do not do the teaching lessons.

親愛的，不要再教唱歌了

Try to control the lipstick.

控制一下口紅的用量

You are hilarious and you are my queen.

你很搞笑，你是我的女王

You don't need to worry about the haters.

不需要擔心那些討厭你的人

I'm a Mirfanda and Mirfandas are awesome.

我是Miranda的粉絲，Miranda的粉絲超棒

That brings us to the end of another episode of Kids React.

這集的Kids React又到了尾聲

Leave us a comment on what video we should react to next.

留言告訴我們下一個該討論什麼

Subscribe! There are new videos every single week.

訂閱！每個禮拜都有新的影片

And goodbye, everyone! I love you so much. (blows kiss)

再見啦，各位！我超愛你們（飛吻）

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