who isn't obsessed with their own pets?

誰不會迷戀自己的寵物呢？

I mean, everybody, so you take lots of pictures.

我是指每一個人哦，所以妳們常常會拍很多照片

We're obsessed with each other's.

我們都被對方的寵物迷住了

Yeah, we are.

對啊，我們的確是這樣

So you have a little puppy that's cute,

所以妳的是一隻可愛的小狗

and you have a kitten, and let's...

然後妳有一隻小貓咪，讓我們...

Who are we showing first?

我們是要先看哪一個？

- Let's take a look. - Okay.

-讓我們來看看 -好的

Aww, Betty!

噢，Betty！

That's a horrible picture!

這張照片實在太糟糕了！

[laughter]

(笑聲)

What is the name of that cute dog?

那隻可愛的狗狗叫什麼名字？

- Betty. - Betty?

- Betty - Betty?

- Betty. - Yes.

- Betty - 是的

- Oh my god, is it a Yorkie? -It is.

-我的天啊，他是約克夏嗎？ - 是的

- And then this is your kitten. - That's Millie Boo-boo!

- 然後這是妳的貓咪 - 是我的 Millie 小寶貝！

- [sighs] - THAT'S MILLIE.

- (嘆氣) -那是 Millie

And Millie was how old when you rescued her?

Millie 是在幾歲的時候被妳救的呢？

She was three or four weeks old.

她大概三、四週大

Wow, that's young to get a kitten.

哇，好小的小貓

Yeah, she's a baby.

對啊，她還是個小寶寶

Well, they told me she was older,

他們是告訴我她更大一點啦

But she wasn't.

但她不是

You're not supposed to be able to get them,

在他們變健康以前

Until they're like, you know, healthy,

妳應該還沒有辦法養他們

But she was sick, so I gave her all her medicine.

但是她生病了，所以我買了她所需的各種藥品

[audience awws]

(觀眾發出嘆息聲)

- I mean... -Look at my baby!

- 我是說... - 快看我的寶貝兒！

[laughing]

(笑)

Had you ever had a kitten before?

妳以前曾經養過貓嗎？

- I fostered a few kittens. -Oh!

- 我當過幾隻貓的中途照顧 - 噢！

My god, oh, my little boo.

天啊，噢，我的小寶貝

There's nothing cuter than a kitten.

沒有什麼比小貓咪更可愛的了

I mean, they are hilarious, aren't they?

我是說，他們超搞笑的，不是嗎？

- Yeah, they are the funniest. - Look at it.

- 對啊，他們最好笑了 - 妳看他

She's... she still does that. She's six months now.

她... 她到現在還會這樣做，她已經六個月大了

But yeah, I fostered a pair of kittens that got adopted.

不過我當過幾隻貓的中途，後來他們被領養了

And it was like, one of the hardest, saddest things to let them go.

把他們送走是我做過最困難最難過的事情之一

- To let them go? - Yeah.

- 送他們走嗎？ - 對啊

- But it's good now. - They're cute.

- 但現在沒事了 - 他們好可愛

They can climb anything and get in things.

他們會爬東西或是鑽進東西裡面

That's the thing about kittens.

小貓咪都會這樣做

They've got little, little knife teeth.

他們有小小的、像刀子般的牙齒

Yes.

對啊

And when they're teething like that,

然後當他們像這樣磨牙的時候

I mean, your hand is just gone.

我是說，妳的手根本就被他吞沒了

So puppies too, they have the little sharp teeth like that.

小狗也一樣，他們都有那種很尖的小牙齒

Yeah.

對啊

And your dog... is it Yorkie or no?

然後妳的狗...他是約克夏嗎？

It is, yeah, yeah.

是的是的

So what are these apps that you do?

所以妳們都在用什麼應用程式？

This is an app that we discovered.

我們之前發現這個應用程式

that we loved to send photos back and forth

我們喜歡用這個來不停地傳照片

with this app that's called "My Talking Pet".

用這個叫「我的寵物愛說話」的應用程式

Okay, let's see.

好的，讓我們來看看

[cheers and applause]

(歡呼和鼓掌)

That's great.

這真棒

I love when it goes up, the high pitch.

我喜歡它聲音很高亢的時候

- Coolest. - I know.

- 超酷的 - 我知道

No, it's not fair.

這不公平

I want to see the kitten one too.

我也要看小貓版的

Let's see this.

-讓我們來看看

- Yeah! - Can we have the next shot?

- 好啊！ - 可以放下一個影片嗎？

[singing high-pitched funk song]

(唱著很高音的放克音樂)

That's hilarious.

這太好笑了

We spent hours, hours.

我們會花上好幾個小時玩這個

- All right. - Hours and hours.

- 好 - 好幾個小時

Hours sending these back and forth.

好幾個小時在來回傳這些影片

"2 Broke Girls" airs tonight at a new time.

《破產姊妹》今天晚上在全新時段播出

It's 8:30 on CBS. And we will be right back.

晚上八點半在 CBS。廣告之後，馬上回來

Thank you so much for being here.

謝謝妳們來參加節目