♪ (theme music) ♪

（主題音樂）

- Goooood Mythical Morning! - I don't have to tell you guys that I've

- 早啊神話般的早晨！ - 我都不需要告訴你們

got a couple of obsessions in my life, you know, that's the great thing about

我人生中為了哪些東西癡狂，你知道，這就是這個節目

this show is that we get to know each other!

很棒的地方，我們可以更瞭解彼此！

- Yeah! - So you know that I'm obsessed with cereal,

- 對啊！ - 所以你們都知道我熱愛麥片

- Right. - 16th-century flautists, and of course,

- 是的 - 16世紀長笛手，當然還有

- peanut butter. - Oh, yes.

- 花生醬 - 噢沒錯

I love it, and I usually love to consume it by eating it.

我超愛，而我最喜歡直接吃它

- Name one 16th-century flautist. - Hey, that's another episode for another

- 說出一個16世紀的長笛手 - 嘿，那個改天再

- day, man. - (crew laughs)

- 拍另一部影片 -（幕後人員笑）

- Okay! Sixteen 16th-century flautists! - (all laugh)

- OK！16個16世紀長笛手！（笑）

Tomorrow! Come back guys. Ah... but today we're gonna explore some alternate uses

明天！記得回來看啊各位，啊...不過今天要來發掘我最愛的──非麥片狀的──食物

for my favorite pantry substance that's not in cereal form-- and not crunchy,

一些不同的用途，而且不能有顆粒

- 'cause that's for losers. - Oh!

- 因為只有遜咖喜歡顆粒 - 噢！

- Debate it in the comments if you want to. - Just threw in that one, didn't you.

- 如果你要的話在留言區爭論吧 - 你非得要引起爭端嗎

But yeah, peanut butter-- and Imma say creamy--

不過，花生醬啊...而且我要強調是滑順的...

Well, and the thing about this... well, I think creamy is gonna work mostly for

關於這個...我想我們接下來要做的事情

the applications that we're gonna do, because what we did is what we often do,

比較適合用滑順的花生醬，因為我們要做的就是我們平常做的事

is we were on the internet and we found weird ways that people are doing things

我們去網路上找到人們拿我們已經有習慣食用方法的東西

that you wouldn't expect with items that you might enjoy in a certain way, and

去做我們不會想到的奇怪的事情

we put it all together into a wonderful episode of

而我們為了你把這集結做成一部美妙的

Good Mythical Morning just for you.

「早啊神話般的早晨」

Let's get weird with it! Peanut butter style.

我們來亂搞吧！花生醬風格

All right, we're gonna dive into some alternate uses for peanut butter,

好的，我們要來試試一些不同的花生醬用途了

starting with one that you might have heard of.

先從你們可能聽過的開始

♪ (magical harp music) ♪

（魔幻豎琴音樂）

- I'm chewing gum right now. - I can tell! I realize that.

- 我正在嚼口香糖 - 看得出來！我知道

- I might be doing it for a while. - One time I accidentally threw some

- 我可能還會再嚼一陣子 - 有一次我不小心把一些

gum into my ex-girlfriend's hair-- well, she was my girlfriend at the time, and

口香糖扔進我前女友的頭髮裡...呃，他是我那時候的女朋友

I accidentally threw gum in her hair because she was at the front of a concert,

我不小心把口香糖丟到他的頭髮裡，因為他就在演唱會前排

I was at the back of the concert, and I thought it would be cool but it was stupid

而我在後排，我想說這樣應該滿酷的，但事實上

for me to take my gum out of my mouth and throw it-- I don't know why--

把口香糖從嘴裡拿出來丟向最多人潮的地方

towards this mosh pit area. And then my girlfriend comes out of, like, hundreds of

蠢斃了...我不懂為什麼...接著我女朋友就走出來，背對著人群

people back to the back and she's like, "You'll never believe what just happened!"

說：「你覺對不會相信剛剛發生了什麼事！」

- (crew laughs) - "Someone threw gum in my hair!"

-（幕後人員笑） -「有人把口香糖丟進我頭髮裡！」

And I was like... "Really!" (laughs)

然後我就...「真的喔！」（笑）

- "Whoa! That's horrible and it's stupid!" - How did she get it out of her hair?

-「哇！真慘，蠢斃了！」 - 她怎麼把它弄出頭髮的？

(laughs) I think she pulled it out. You know? It took a little doing.

（笑）我想他直接拔出來，你知道這花了一點功夫

- All right. You ready? - All right.

- 好的，你準備好了嗎 - 好了

- Don't make it juicy though. - I'll make it real juicy. It's my juice!

- 不要弄的濕搭搭的 - 我會弄的很濕，這是我口水！

- (crew laughs) - Just put it in there.

-（幕後人員笑） - 直接把它放進去

Like, pull the hair out.

把頭髮拉出來

- What's happening? - (crew laughs)

- 現在發生什麼事？ -（幕後人員笑）

I'm just making sure it's really in there. Oh gosh. I don't think it-- there's no

我只是在確認它年的很緊，我的老天，我不覺得...這絕對

- way this is coming out. - Stop mushing it. Stop mushing it!

- 沒辦法拿出來 - 不要再捏它了，不要再捏了！

- All right, now get some peanut butter. - Now, can you feel that there's gum

- 好的，現在弄點花生醬 - 你現在感覺得到

- in your hair? - I don't wanna touch it! Oh my gosh!

- 頭髮裡有口香糖嗎？ - 我不想去碰它！我的老天！

(laughs) You might be in trouble, brother! Ooh, hope science is on our side today!

（笑）你麻煩大了，老兄！噢，希望科學真的能幫我們一把！

- (laughs) Oh gosh. - Okay.

-（笑）天啊 - 好

All right, well look at that-- a fresh... little vat! I mean, we got a whole vat.

好的，看看這個...新鮮的...這罐！我是說，我們有一整罐欸

All right, you're gonna have to do it. I'm not... you're gonna have to be my stylist.

好的，你要負責做這件事，我不要...你要當我的造型師

- Turn so the people can see you. - Okay.

- 轉身好讓大家看看你 - 好

- Okay, here we go. - Okay man, so...

- 好，來吧 - OK，所以...

- I'm a little nervous at this point. - (crew laughs)

- 我現在有點緊張 -（幕後人員笑）

Don't be shy with the peanut butter. I mean, you weren't shy with the gum!

大膽的用花生醬吧，我是說，你用口香糖時很大膽啊！

- Oh, the peanut butter... - Can you tell me what's happening?

- 噢，花生醬啊... - 你可以告訴我發生了什麼事嗎？

I gotta massage it in. Well, there's a LOT of peanut butter on my fingers...

我要好好給他按摩一下，呃，我現在手上有很多花生醬...

There's a lot of peanut butter in your hair.

你頭髮裡也有很多花生醬

- Like, start to-- ouch! - Oh my gosh. I'm gonna try to release

- 要開始...噢！ - 我的老天，我來嘗試鬆開

some of the hair. Let me know if you're in any discomfort.

一些頭髮，如果你有不舒服的話請跟我說

- AAAAGH! - (Rhett and crew laugh)

- 啊！ -（Rhett和幕後人員笑）

All right, look at that! Look at that! It's totally not working.

好的，看看這個！完全沒有用

- (Rhett and crew laugh) - I've gotten a little bit of hair

-（Rhett和服後人員笑） - 我把一些頭髮

- off of your head. - (high pitched) Aaaaaaaaaah!

- 拔下來了 -（高音）啊！

Here it comes. No, that's gum. See, that's gum! See, the gum is releasing.

出來了，不對，這不是口香糖，看，這是口香糖！快看，鬆開了

What has happened-- now, this is not what I expected, but this is what's happened--

發生了什麼事...這不是我想像中的樣子，不過就是這樣...

The gum has become one with the peanut butter.

口香糖和花生醬融為一體了

Oh yeah? It's gum butter? You're toying with the brand here.

是嗎？所以是口香醬？

You know what? It really looks exactly normal now. Let's show the people.

你知道嗎？現在看起來超正常的，給大家看看

(Rhett and crew laugh)

（Rhett和幕後人員笑）

♪ (magical harp music) ♪

（魔幻豎琴音樂）

You listen to all your music on compact discs, right?

你都用CD聽音樂對不對？

- YEAH! - We do!

- 對啊！ - 我們是啊！

- (laughs) - We found a great CD at the local

-（笑） - 我們在附近的二手店

- thrift store. - Bill Newman, guys!

找到一片很棒的CD - Bill Newman欸，各位！

Bill Newman, Unconditional Love. I'm sure he has a lot of albums and that's the one

Bill Newman，無條件的愛，我相信他還有很多其他專輯

- that we chose, or we found. - Now, we've induced some scratches, right?

- 不過我們選這張，或是說我們找到這張 - 這有一些刮痕，對吧？

So you're just gonna play a little tidbit here?

所以你現在要播一小段？

I'm gonna play Track 1, which is my favorite track, "Barcelona."

我要播第一手，我的最愛，「巴賽隆納」

♪ (slow guitar music) ♪

（和緩的吉他音樂）

- (CD skips) - Havin' trouble.

-（CD跳針） - 出問題了

♪ (slow guitar music) ♪

（和緩的吉他音樂）

(CD) ♪ I wish I were in Barcelona now ♪

（CD）我希望現在就在巴賽隆納

- (CD skips) - Whup!

-（CD跳針） - 喔！

- (music stops) - I wish I were in Barcelona.

-（音樂停止） - 我希望現在就在巴賽隆納

I think you get an idea of how much you would enjoy that if you could hear it

我想你現在應該可以想像要是沒有刮痕

without the scratching, and there's only one way to make that happen.

聽起來有多棒，而要實現只有一個方法

- Peanut butter! - How're we gonna do this? Okay,

- 花生醬！ - 我們要怎麼做？好

- I can see the scratches. - The peanut butter is supposed to be

- 我看到刮痕了 - 花生醬應該要當作

- like polish, so-- - I see some scratches here,

- 拋光劑，所以... - 我看到這裡有一些刮痕

- and I see- - Just do the whole thing. I'm

- 還有... - 整個都要塗到

gonna wax on and wax off, I'm gonna put Bill right back in the CD player and we're

我要塗上去再抹掉，我要把Bill放回CD播放器裡，而我們要

- gonna all take a trip to Barcelona. - Can I do it? You got to do my hair,

- 去巴賽隆納一趟 - 可以我來嗎？你用了我的頭髮

- I wanna do something. - Oh, you can do whatever you want.

- 我也要做點什麼 - 噢，你要做什麼都可以

Oh, wow. I can smell the Spanish air already!

噢，哇，我可以聞到西班牙的味道了！

- ♪ I wish I were in Barcelona ♪ - No, don't ruin it for me now.

- 我希望現在就在巴賽隆納 - 不，別毀了它

- All right. - I want Bill to sing it.

- 好吧 - 我要聽Bill唱

All right, queue up Billy-boy, here.

好吧，排好隊啊，Bill小子

- Take me to Barcelona. - It won't even play now.

- 帶我去巴賽隆納 - 現在連播都播不出來

(crew laughs)

（幕後人員笑）

- ♪ (slow guitar music) ♪ - Had a weird start.

-（和緩的吉他音樂） - 起頭很詭異

- ♪ (slow guitar music) ♪ - Please. Please.

-（和緩的吉他音樂） - 拜託、拜託

(CD) ♪ I wish I were in Barcelona now to walk with you ♪

（CD）希望我現在就在巴賽隆納和你散步

- (Link and crew laugh) - (CD) ♪ to walk with you ♪

-（Link和幕後人員笑） -（CD）和你散步

- (CD skips) - Oh! But it!

-（CD跳針） - 噢！可是！

- No, no, no! - (CD) ♪ ... Barcelona now ♪

- 不、不、不！ -（CD）...在巴賽隆納

- (crew laughs) - (CD) ♪ Life is not the same ♪

-（幕後人員笑） -（CD）人生從此不同

(CD) ♪ Life is not the same... since I'm home again -- since I'm home again ♪

（CD）人生從此不同...自從我再次回家...自從我再次回家

(CD) ♪ You know I went to Paris, and went to London too ♪

（CD）你知道我去了巴黎，也去過倫敦

- That's pretty good, I mean-- - (CD stops)

- 還不錯欸，我是說... -（CD跳針）

I mean, we got the whole song, almost! I mean, we know--

我是說，我們聽了整首歌，幾乎啦！我們都知道...

We made it through the place that we stopped it before.

我們撐過了之前停住的地方

He went to Paris and London. We would've never known that without peanut butter.

他到了巴黎和倫敦，要是沒有花生醬，我們永遠都不知道

- Right. We wouldn't have! - (crew laughs)

- 對啊，我們不會知道！ - （幕後人員笑）

And I think if we buffed it a few more times?

如果我們多擦亮幾次呢？

We could probably bring the whole thing back!

我想我們應該可以聽完整首歌！

And my love life would just go through the roof.

而我的愛情故事就能順順利利

Oh, I'm already plannin' on takin' this home.

噢，我已經打算把這個帶回家了

(laughs)

（笑）

♪ (magical harp music) ♪

（魔幻豎琴音樂）

So apparently, peanut butter can also be used to clean leather, but I'm not sure

顯然花生醬也能拿來擦皮革，不過我不確定

where we're gonna get any leather. I don't know if we brought any.

哪裡有皮革，不知道有沒有帶

Uh, I know where we can get some. (laughs)

呃，我知道哪裡有（笑）

- Ohh! (chuckles) Oh, golly. - My pants! My pants, y'all!

- 噢！（輕笑）噢，神啊 - 我的褲子！我的褲子，各位！

- I wore my red leather pants today. - Ah, that's such a coincidence!

- 我今天穿了皮褲來 - 啊，好巧合啊！

And they got dirty in a recent trip from Paris to Barcelona with my friend Bill.

而最近因為和我的朋友Bill去了巴黎和巴賽隆納所以弄髒了

Yeah, Bill-- Bill's messy. He's a messy guy.

對啊，Bill...Bill很髒，是個髒鬼

- We were doing a little-- - Sometimes when you're hangin' out with

- 我們在做... - 有時候跟Bill在一起的時候

- Bill, he just gets-- what is that? - (Rhett and crew laugh)

- 他就會...怎樣？ -（Rhett和幕後人員笑）

It's, ah... we were doing some, ah... some bricklaying.

就是，啊...我們在，啊...堆磚頭

- Some bricklaying, okay. (laughs) - It's Masonite or something.

- 堆磚頭，好（笑） - 美森耐之類的

Well, put your leg up here so I can put some peanut butter on it. (laughs)

好，把你的腳放上來，好讓我塗花生醬

Okay, wow. Right here on your thigh? Is that where you want it?

OK，哇，你的大腿這裡嗎？你想用這裡？

Yeah, the outer thigh. Now, I could point out at this point that I could

對啊，大腿外側，我要說一下，其實我應該

- probably be doing this to my own leg. - But that wouldn't be as fun, come on.

- 可以對自己的腿做這件事 - 但是就沒那麼好玩了，來吧

- Okay, so-- - Let's buff it.

- 好，所以... - 來擦亮吧

- You're a good buffer. - It's... hm.

- 你是擦亮達人 - 就是...嗯

- (crew laughs) - You gotta give it some elbow grease.

-（幕後人員笑） - 彎曲這裡也要上一點油

Sorry I had to grab your thigh like this.

這樣抓你大腿真是抱歉

Okay okay okay. And then we'll leave a little bit for comparison.

好、好、好，我們要留一小區來比較

It got really clean right here, but up in here, up in here in your thigh

這裡變得很乾淨，可是上面這裡，你的大腿上面這區

- area, it's very shiny. - Right, and it's fillin' in cracks like

- 變得很亮 - 對啊，而且這些裂痕都被填滿了

- the CD, I think. - Look at that. Like a brand new pair of

- 我猜跟CD一樣 - 你看，就像準備穿去巴賽隆納的

- pants to take back to Barcelona. - I think that could work, within reason,

- 全新的褲子 - 我覺得這個方面來說是可行的

- I mean-- I think this is legit, guys. - Yeah, very legit.

- 我是說...我覺得這真的有用，各位 - 對啊，很有效

And then if you get hungry, I'll just lick my pants.

而且如果肚子餓的話，就舔我的褲子吧

♪ (magical harp music) ♪

（魔幻豎琴音樂）

Now, there's been many occasions when I've been traveling and I get to the hotel room,

我履行、住旅館好幾次

I get up the next morning to shave, and I never remember to bring my shaving cream.

每次睡了一覺，隔天要刮鬍子才發現我忘了帶刮鬍泡

- Right. - But I didn't know this was a thing,

- 是 - 但是我從來都不知道有這種方法

'cause of course I always travel with peanut butter.

因為我旅行時都會帶花生醬

- Travel size! - I've never used it as shaving cream

- 旅行包！ - 我從來沒拿來當作刮鬍泡過

- until today. - Hey there, partner, are you interested

- 直到今天 - 嘿，夥伴，你對我們的特別護理

- in our special? - Sure!

- 感興趣嗎？ - 當然！

You want full face or just right side of face?

你要做全臉還是右半側就好？

- I'd like a peanut butter shave! - You want-- you goin'--

- 我要用花生醬刮鬍子！ - 你是...你要做

- Full face. - Oh, full face shave! Okay, here you go.

- 全臉 - 噢，全臉剃鬍！OK，來吧

- Yeah. - Right in there, comin' across the whole

- 耶 - 就是那裡，整個抹過

- mouth and everything. - Mmhm. Mmhm.

- 嘴巴和其他地方 - 嗯、嗯

Okay, all right, there you go. I like your style.

好，好了，完成，我喜歡你的樣子

- Mm! Mmhmhm. - Yep.

- 嗯！嗯哼哼 - 是的

- See, and then it opens. - You want the right cheek?

- 你看，打開了 - 你要用右臉頰嗎？

- Mmhm. - I can't really see it.

- 嗯哼 - 我看不太到

- Mmhm, mmhm, mmhm. - Okay.

- 嗯哼、嗯哼、嗯哼 - 好

All right, and we've got some razors here, but I'm not A) paying for that, or

好的，我有一把刮鬍刀，但是我不要A）付這個錢，或是

- B) trusting you to do this. - Yeah, that's not part of the special. I

- B）讓你來做這件事 - 是啊，這不再特別護理中

- just put the peanut butter on your face. - Now, let's just weigh in at this point.

- 我只負責把花生醬抹在你臉上 - 我們來看一下現在的狀況

- This seems stupid. - Really?

- 看起來好蠢 - 會嗎？

Here's the reason I think it works. It has oil in it... oh gosh, you're like-- ooh.

我覺得這是可行的，這裡面有油脂...噢，天啊，你就像...噢

I mean, I've already shaved this morning. I think-- is it? Oh, there's no peanut

我今天早上刮過鬍子了，我想...是吧？噢，這裡沒有

- butter down there. - I didn't go there. I'm sorry, I didn't

- 花生醬 - 我沒有抹到下面，抱歉，我不知道

know. You didn't ask for that. Oh, I can hear it! I can hear it happen there.

- 你沒有說你要刮那裡，噢，聽到了！我可以聽到這裡在刮

- Oh. Goodness. - It looks like it's very smooth.

- 噢，老天 - 這看起來很平滑

Half the time-- half the time I'm just raking peanut butter off my face.

有一半的時間...大部分時候我都只是把花生醬從臉上刮掉

At this point, you think shaving cream works better?

所以你現在覺得刮鬍泡比較好用？

I mean, at this point, might as well use jelly.

我是說，像現在這樣也可以用果凍

- (Rhett and crew laugh) - Yeah, this is a fail. This is a fail.

-（Rhett和幕後人員笑） - 對啊，這挺失敗的，不可行

Yeah, I don't-- there's so much resistance and it's doing nothing but clogging...

對啊，我沒有...這阻力太大了，而且只會一直卡東西...

- Like, there's hair in there. - Yeah. That is super nasty.

- 像這裡就有毛髮 - 對啊，好噁

- Imma throw that away. - Little hairs in peanut butter--

- 我要把它扔了 - 花生醬裡的短毛

- Yeah, get rid of that. - Um, don't try that at home.

- 是啊，把他丟了 - 呃，請勿在家嘗試

But am I bleeding right here? Because I think I did cut myself. Right there?

我這裡有流血嗎？我覺得好像割到了，這裡？

I think you might be bleedin' peanut butter.

我想你在流花生醬

♪ (magical harp music) ♪

（魔幻豎琴音樂）

You know, Rhett? Your hair's looking a little dry today.

你知道嗎，Rhett？你的頭髮今天看起來有點乾

- You think so? - Yeah, I just can't help but notice that--

- 你這麼覺得嗎？ - 對啊，我無法不注意到...

- Hm. - I mean, I have some peanut butter here.

- 嗯 - 我這裡有一些花生醬

- Oh. - And they say on the internet--

- 噢 - 而網路上說...

- I've heard this. - That...

- 我聽過 - 這個...

- It's a hair moisturizer, yeah. - Yeah, so...

- 可以當作潤髮乳，是啊 - 對，所以...

- Welcome to my shop. - Now, interestingly, I'm glad I'm giving

- 歡迎光臨我的店 - 有趣的是，我很高興

you this opportunity... oh, wow. That's a lot of weight up there.

- 你有機會...噢，哇，上面好重

It's heavy. It's perfect for what I'm going for here.

這好重，正式我要的

I'm glad to give this opp-- oh! Oh, ooh, don't pull my hair! That hurts, man!

我很高興你有機會...噢！噢、噢，不要扯我的頭髮，很痛欸，老兄！

I got sensitive scalp. You wanna be a hair stylist, which I know that's your backup

我的頭皮很敏感，你如果想剛個髮型造型師，也就是你的備胎職業

career, then you're gonna have to make it an enjoyable experience for your clients.

那就要讓你的客人有個美好的體驗啊

Just imagine yourself in a peanut field. Close your eyes... close your eyes.

只要想像自己在花生田裡，閉上眼睛...閉上眼睛

Goodness, it takes a lotta peanut butter to cover the

老天，要把這裡蓋住需要

- surface area here. - Oh gosh.

- 很多花生醬 - 我的天啊

It's kinda like comic book character hair, you know?

這有點像漫畫角色的頭髮，你知道嗎

- Like an action figure. - An action figure.

- 就像玩具公仔 - 玩具公仔

- Yeah, I gotta put some... - You're gettin' a lot on my ear, just so

- 對啊，我在這裡塗一點... - 你把很多弄進耳朵裡了

you know. Is it ear moisturizer? Because you're about to clog up my ear with

這是耳朵滋潤劑嗎？因為你快用花生醬把我的耳朵

- peanut butter. - No, no, no, it's fine. Got it off.

- 塞住了 - 不、不、不，沒事，弄掉了