- Oh, don't mind me guys, no big deal.

Definitely don't wanna help you

with your little science experiement

because that's boring.

You're boring! Both of you!

Boring, boring, boring!

- Boring? On what planet (moan of pain)

are rockets boring?

Probably on planet Orange,

which is one planet we will not be exploring.

Derp, you couldn't even find--

- Stop! No Uranus jokes!

Those are tired.

- Fine, just tell me what you're doing

so I can make some sweet jokes about it already.

- It's for science.

We're trying to demonstrate the principles of flight.

- Plus, it's a great excuse to cosplay

like the walrus guy on MythBusters!

- Ugh, you promised you wouldn't!

- Well, that sounds wonderfully boring.

But don't just take my word for it,

ask my new best-est bud.

Tell him, Mystic 8 Ball!

(bubbling noise)

(laughing) He just said you're ugly.

- Orange, I'm deeply insulted!

- Well, you should be, that's how insults work!

- Pear and myself are fruits of science!

How dare you bring that hocus pocus

mystic mumbo jumbo into our den of discovery!

- Hm, good question...for Mystic 8 Ball!

(bubbling noise)

- That makes no sense!

- Doesn't it?

- No, but it does seem like a myth that needs busting!

- [voiceover] They may be small in stature,

but when Pear and Little Apple are on the case,

no myth is safe.

- He's a plastic ball filled with alcohol,

blue dye, and a 20-sided floater

with various messages printed on it.

Myth, busted!

- More like, "Mystic" busted! K.O.!

- Nuh-uh! He's a fruit!

Just like you or me.

Tell him, Mystic 8 Ball!

(bubbing noise)

- Ooh, cryptic!

I like that!

It plays on my general haziness

and loose grasp on reality.

Now, what do ya say

we fax some pizzas to Judge Waffle?

(bubbling noise)

- "Seems more than likely?"

I got Waffles on speed dial! (laughs)

(groans)

- Watch out, ya'll, we're faxing pizzas over here!

(bubbing noise)

- "Don't count on it"?

You know what? (music scratch)

I've had it with your negativity, Mystic 8 Ball!

It's boring! You're boring!

I'm sorry Mystic 8 Ball, it's not you, it's me.

Which actually means, it's just me not liking you that much.

I'm afraid we're gonna have to make some changes

if this is gonna work.

- [Pear] Dude, I didn't say you could use those!

- Hasta la vista, boring!

(electricity snaps)

- [Pear] Wow! - [Little Apple] Wow!

- Annoying Orange, thank you for setting me free!

- I'm not annoying I'm--

- Can it!

- But I'm a--

- No!

- But I'm--

- Slap it in the mason jar,

seal it up, and pickle it for the winter!

- Yeah, about that.

- Easy, buddy boy.

It's already pretty packed in here. (laughs)

- Silence!

I hover before you with infinite and universal power!

Now, ask me a 'Yes' or 'No' question.

- What? (music scratch)

I thought your power was infinite and universal?

- Typical "magic."

- Must have lost his hocus "focus."

(laughter)

- I heard that, and it wasn't a 'Yes' or 'No' question!

- Um, how are you?

- Wow, I just realized that's the first time

anyone's ever asked about me!

- Oh, sorry, won't happen again!

- Hm, my sources say 'No'.

- Hey, hey Mystic 9 Ball!

- That's not my name!

- Here's one for you.

Is magic real?

- Outlook good.

- Yeah, like you're real impartial.

- Impartial? (laughs)

Pear called you bald.

- That's not what that means!

- Whatever, Mystic 8 Bald! (laughs)

- You are a negative buddy!

- I'm not negative, I'm a--

- Will you please shut up?

- Hm, cannot predict now.

Concentrate and ask again.

(disgusted groan)

- Hey, I got one.

Is Orange secretly afraid of squirrels?

- What? No, no, no,

I'm not afraid of squirrels, that's ridiculous!

You're not gonna make a magic squirrel appear, are you?

- Without a doubt!

- (screams) That's it, we're no longer best-est buddies!

- As I see it, yes!

- Fine, good luck doing better than me, baldy!

- Hair is irrelevant!

- Tell me about it, cue ball!

- That's not my name!

- No! Cue ball!

- What?

(explosion) (screams)

- Whoa, hey little fellas,

anybody seen my toupée?

(bubbling noise)

(laughter)

- Skydiving isn't dangerous!

Now, "sky chainsaw," that's dangerous!

Take this clouds! (laughter)

- What are you doing?

- Stop that!

- (laughing) Barrel roll!